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That thing where you see everything so clearly, way before anybody else, but you can't say anything because then YOU'RE the bad guy! That.

Happy Valentine’s Day! I LOVE how you look today...go ahead, eat a piece of chocolate...why stop there? Eat 2!

For the first time, in like 500 years, The Man bought me chocolates for V-Day. it was the cutest. There was this brown paper lunch bag on the counter, with a box of chocolates, that were wrapped in pink heart wrapping paper, inside. Why the brown paper lunch bag? I dunno, maybe he was just trying to make me feel at home cause that’s how I usually get my booze!! ( hahahah i kid...maybe.)

So, anyways, I’ve already had like 3 pieces of chocolate for breakfast. There goes the diet! I figure, once you’ve gone past the 3 piece mark, you’ve pretty much blown it, ..so you might as well just keep going.

Does this post make my butt look big?!!

Hey Chicago! We're Ba-ack!

I write these posts for me and my tumblr friends. Nobody else.

Creepers be creepin!!!

Had the bestest of best weekends. Got to see my son play at the Detroit techno fest, which was probably one of the coolest and funnest things I’ve done in a long, long, time. Also, a proud momma moment. (it’s kindof a big deal, people!)

Attended my niece’s wedding..so I got to see a few of my brothers and sisters. (And, no, I did not do the Chicken Dance.) Electric slide?....Mayyyybe.

Got to hang at the pool with my daughter, who came home for the wedding and techno fest, and spent some quality time with my youngest son too!

Went to the cemetery, planted flowers at my mom and dad’s site and then played some golf. (not at the cemetery... they frown upon that!)

Today, it’s back to being solo. Sent the daughter back to the other side of the planet (well, it’s Oregon..myswell be.) And everyone else is back to work. Soooo, what ya wanna do?!!

Bun-ker, bunk-er, bunker.....not bunka.

I’m watching golf. Nuff said.

I ordered some new eyeglasses a couple weeks ago. The girl that waited on me clearly didn’t know what she was doing. She exuded a lack of confidence and negatively talked to herself through every step of the process.

When the glasses came in a week later, surprise, she was there again, solo, to wait on me. Great. I put on the glasses and she asked me if I could read a far away sign. When I told her I couldn’t, she said “I needed to give them time”. I had to wear the glasses half way down my nose to see anything far away.

I went home and “gave them some time”. Nope, still not working for me. So, I took them back. Who was there to wait on me? Yep, it was her...all by herself, once again. I didn’t scream out loud. (it was a silent scream) *pat on back

I told her I wanted a refund. And, an hour later, as she negatively talked herself through the refund process..she finally opened the cash register drawer and handed me about $237 cash. (i think that was supposed to be credited to our credit card, but, hey, okay!) I’m pretty sure she didn’t call the insurance company either to cancel that part of it. So, yipee, I have that to look forward to.

Now, here’s the deal: Clearly Felicia was not properly trained and was in no way ready to be left in charge of the fleet of eyeglasses displayed beautifully upon the acrylic shelves of the hallowed hall of designer eyewear. I liked Felicia. She was nice. I told her we’d probly be back to order some glasses at a later date. Felicia, WE’RE NOT COMING BACK!!! It’s not you, it’s...no, it’s you.

There was no point to telling you this story. I just had to get it out. It needed to come out. *Audible scream. The end.

Wow. It’s been awhile. The snow is gone and I haven’t worn a winter coat in like, hmm, maybe three days.

I have the remnants of a pretty decent tan. Went on a trip to Miami with the excellent and awesome female girl I birthed many years ago. (was trying to find a better word than daughter to use, but couldn’t come up with anything.) We had more fun than I can talk about, and I can talk about a lot!

So what’s happened since I’ve been gone? (and now Kelly Clarkston’s ‘Since You’ve Been Gone’ is playing in a loop over my head...)

Did we finally get replies back?? I wouldn’t know if we did. I can’t tell what all those little symbols mean at the bottom of posts. I don’t do sign language.

Anyways.....totally missed ya!!! *blows a kiss into the air*

My cawfee is delicious.

Snow flakes are falling.

It’s my good friend Abraham Lincolns birthday. (He’s popular, ...has his picture on the penny) We’re going out for birthday shots later.

I wear my glasses on my head. My glasses cut my hair. So, I guess I have bangs now.

It’s Friday, Friday...said Rebecca Black.

See ya later!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Today is Umbrella Day?

Hmmm, I dunno.

Should be more like a snow shoe, “I need two!”

Hand warmer, space heater, A trip to the south would be even neater.

Snowsuit, winter boot, ...an umbrella could be kinda cute.

But NO!

Not today. Today is not an Umbrella Day. Said the girl underneath the electric blanket. Hey! Happy Electric Blanket Day!!

And just like that, I created another Hallmark holiday.

Hey Annie,

The sun came out today. THE SUN CAME OUT TODAY, not tomorrow. Also, I love ya.

I need to get out more.

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Spring is coming! The house plants are starting to bloom.

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No, Spring is coming! I just saw a commercial for The Masters!!! Whoa.

Here’s some words of advice~

Upon the passing of a parent, don’t be that person... That person who turns into a big, ugly, green, “I have to have my money right now” monster.

I’ve heard people say “that would never happen in my family, we’re all so civilized”. Welp, not true. If you’re from a family with more than one child, chances are it’s going to happen to you. Because, you see, there’s always one.

There’s ALWAYS that one person who NEEDS that money right now. They can’t wait. Why is it taking so long?? Just write the check...how hard can it be?! Then accuse the executor of underhanded dealings: “What are you doing with that money”? Money, money, MONEY. I need to see that money now. Give me MY moneyyyy! Why is it taking so looooong?

God, it’s so unattractive. Your parents would be so proud.

* If you live your life having to count on someone else’s money to get you by, then maybe, just maybe, you’re doing it wrong. Don’t be that person.

And if you are...I hope you win the powerball jackpot...and then have to WAIT to get your money! (i may have just cracked myself up)

The football team,I wanted to win, lost realllly bad. I have a sinus infection. There's 15 minutes till the new year and everyone is asleep. Things can only go up from here, folks! HAPPY NEW YEAR

It’s December 14th. It’s 60 degrees out... and a seagull just flew by!

Not weird, you say? I live in Michigan..and kinda far from the beach.

The end.

Guys, it’s true! The middle child is truly invisible. I was painfully made aware of this tonight. I’ll just be sitting over here blending in with the scenery. Maybe if I dye my hair red??! Meh, the scenery ain’t that bad.

I just took a trip down memory lane, trolling my own facebook page. You guys, sometimes I’m kinda inner-resting!! I also may have a tear or two in my eye because, gosh darn it, everybody’s so damn nice (it’s like happy valley, all up in there) and I really do have some pretty good friends~~You guys don’t suck either! Have a happy valley day!! *Cue the Monkees song “Pleasant Valley Sunshine”

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