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Haaiiiii!!!1! I'm Sunny :3 [He/They] i like regretevator, deltarune, the backrooms, interloper and also just general args

[immushymellow]

Temporary pinned post. YOU. Yes, you. Go do that thing you've been putting off. I know you're opening Tumblr to avoid having to do it, but now you have to go do it. Or else I'll Get You.

[havinghorns]

Someone has been slowly over the last few months making an avant garde art installation out of an abandoned Boston Market/Checkers. Their signboard messages keep getting torn down so their latest move was to make a flag of a photo of their previous masterpiece "PENIS WIGS FOR SAL" and run it up the flag pole

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[the-shrimpening]

My fur(?)sona

Its just a shrimp in a trenchcoat

Very surprising I know

[shrimpifrier]

we all need shrimpsonas NOW

[tarnacop-machine]

saving the world one cup at a time

[ot3]

i think out of disrespect we should just start using "spamtenna moment" as shorthand for when a nothing tier yaoi ships between side characters somehow manages to eclipse in fandom popularity all of the central character relations of both the main cast and the rest of the side characters that aren't men. i think this should become such a widespread and entrenched form of fandom lingo for insulting ships that the next generation of teens will grow up understanding its meaning and not its origins in the same way teens of my generation used adjective!character parlance long before ever learning what bang paths were.

[bebs-art-gallery]

Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch

[bread-making-vikings]

the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015

[spacedouterri]

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

[open-sketchbook]

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[chillyfeetsteak]

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

[chillyfeetsteak]

HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE

squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED

[chillyfeetsteak]

i wanted to provide another update because there has been more activity at the nut bar

a few weeks ago i sculpted a new patron:

and put him in the bar. the next day he was gone. a couple weeks later he reappeared painted... but with ANOTHER new guest: a 3D printed squirrel based on the first one i sculpted (with a bottle!)

:)

[unyieldingsilence]

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[kalimaxxing]

tea timed

[killue]

ahhh .. just what i needed

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

[tjmystic]

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

[orangebitters]

Horses will do that too - go in a completely different direction than what you thought. It’s one of the reasons they’re feared.

[counting-horses]

These posts contain 36 horses (55.8% of the post)

🍎 @dykejedi-deactivated20170430

when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse

𓃗 @tjmystic

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

♞ @orangebitters

Horses will do that too - go in a completely different direction than what you thought. It’s one of the reasons they’re feared.

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[nikoco11]

vy tail explorations … it’s comforting to hold, especially when she misses family

[xrd]

possibly my favourite tiktok ive ever seen

[thegreenaper]

[hauntanelle]

holy shit i love grieving things before they’re gone

[wolfisblank]

Tip: You can be polyamorous and aromantic to unlock weird relationships with friends

[neon-voids]

[davidcronenburgers]

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

[the-haiku-bot]

This is the greatest

insult in the history

of television.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[t4timekeeper]

not providing the scene in question is a crime

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[unyieldingsilence]

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