JeffCo Sheriff's Office

Deputy Jeff Jefferson's findings on 'Columbiners' and their activities. Summary: They want the basement tapes.

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release the basement tapes so I can learn to make shitty bombs and see badass eric cry while dylan complains about being fat

Send a nice letter to santa and we will see.

[jeffco-sheriffs-office]

I'll give you 99 bully jock scum for dem tapes

Nice.

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( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °) jesus is watchin u boi

Jesus has seen the basement tapes.

[jeffco-sheriffs-office]

Do you enjoy wearing white hats and throwing rocks at people?

Dave Cullen does.

[jeffco-sheriffs-office]

Jeff, are you and Jerry secret gay lovers?

no

[jeffco-sheriffs-office]

hello jeff. i am getting good at working the internet -jerry

Ugh.

[jeffco-sheriffs-office]

Everybody loves Jerry. This is a fact.

I don't.

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Jerry you are my favorite human

thank u mjsrat!!! it is nice to be a favorite.-jerry

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I love you jerry omfg

u r very kind-jerry

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i wish i could know u all -jerry

[jeffco-sheriffs-office]

I'll give you 99 virgins for the basement tapes!

Those won’t be difficult to find in the columbine community.

[jeffco-sheriffs-office]

it is good to know that so many young people are choosing abstinence! I did not have relations until I was 27 but I can not complain!!!

God bless you all and thank u jeff for showing these young ones that there are MANY youth in their community who are not sexually active!!!!

DO NOT BE PRESSURED

-jerry

[jeffco-sheriffs-office]

Tell Jerry hi omf he was great

Jerry is not allowed to talk to you anymore.

[jeffco-sheriffs-office]

hello!

Oh it is my good friend anonymous again!

I hope u r well

-jerry

[jeffco-sheriffs-office]

Is this Jerry guy you mention a sub bottom?

[jeffco-sheriffs-office]

i am certainly not a bottom!!!!!! If by that u mean a**!

that is very impolite, but I forgive u

-jerry

[jeffco-sheriffs-office]

WE WANT JERRY!!!!

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thank u so much anonymous- a beautiful name.

-jerry

[jeffco-sheriffs-office]

I am sorry that jeff is so grumpy with you all. He is v good at heart. -jerry

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hello everyone it is jerry i have jeff's work lap-top home with me this evening as I dropped mine in the lake when I fed ducks I have missed my good friends here! -jerry

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Do you think dylan was self concious? Do you think eric ever had a crush on dylan? Do you think they could have been gay together?

Whatever you want to believe