Jeffers

A man seeking to secure the perimeter and his destiny

[jeffers-headofsecurity]

My failure to gain as many followers as the other side blogs shattered me as a man. And it's taken me a long time to rebuild my self-esteem. To know, in my heart, that I can create a dramatic reveal video.

[fandom-queen-13]

DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER ITALIAN CURTAIN?

I want to show all the new TMBS members all the old gimmick blogs and drama! In fact, tell me your favorite gimmick post/blog that might have been lost to time!

Tagging everyone I know who was in TMBS (you don't have to answer, and you can reblog if I forgot you)

@sophieswundergarten @nobodysdaydreams @bi-demon-ium @mvshortcut @myfairkatiecat

@lemondropletters @mashpotatoequeen @the-contraire-of-zugzwang @fruitytulip

@kaslynspeaks @shiningsagittarius @amysterywrappedinanenigma @mysteriouseggsbenedict @acollectionofcuriousreblogs

@heyitsthatonesmolgay @phtalogreenpoison

@mbs-heritage-posts

[italianldcurtain]

does anyone remember da italian curtain? it's only a-been a year !!

[italianldcurtain]

sometimes!

[jeffers-headofsecurity]

Wait he is?

Sir, please confirm this.

[memories]

One iced latte with low-fat #secure the perimeter saturday milk, please.

[memories]

I’m thinking about getting a hamster and naming it after #happy secure the perimeter saturday. Sound off in the replies if this is a bad idea.

[memories]

I want to take a heaping batch of #the perimeter shall be secured! and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.

[memories]

My body is but a #secure the perimeter saturday temple.

[memories]

#secure the perimeter saturday and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by jeffers-headofsecurity

[memories]

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #the perimeter shall be secured! twice a day.

[bruntalism]

[jeffers-headofsecurity]

I’ve been told that most of my storylines are this, but I think people are just jealous of my skills.

[shiningsagittarius]

It has begun.

The Jeepening is upon us.

[efoxgirl]

All my haters stay haters as I continue to be unsuccessful

[jeffers-headofsecurity]

What is this boop-o-meter? I don’t like it. It feels like an invasion of the perimeter.

[kaslynspeaks]

Hey. Hey, it's ok. Hey, look at me. You've secured the perimeter. Jeffers is proud of you. You got that? He's proud.

[jeffers-headofsecurity]

I am extremely proud of you all!

[sophieswundergarten]

Thank you for all you’re doing to keep the perimeter secure. Your efforts are noted and appreciated. 🫡

I am doing my best, Sir 🫡

[kaslynspeaks]

I DIDN'T MISS SECURE THE PERIMETER SATURDAY THIS TIME

[kate-the-great-weatherall]

oh hello mbs fans, it must be saturday again

[myfairkatiecat]

@sophieswundergarten

This is a “secure the perimeter Saturday” message all on its own, tbh…

HAPPY SECURE THE PERIMETER SATURDAY!!!