Jeff's Heinous Little Shrimpmas

You better watch out, You better not cry. You better not cry. You better not cry....

[jeffsshrimpmas]

Jeff has had a splendid time curating this year's rather heinous Jeffmas, but he wouldn't have been able to do it without his prawns!

@ice-creamforbreakfast

@icemunmun-spicy-scalpel

@javitrulovesims

@joliebean

@simmingnate

@lumenniveus

@melbrewer367

@oaksimstudios

@weoaty

@j3lly-fish

@gilded-ghosts

@doctorsimcraft

Some of Jeff's fabulous prawns have gone rogue and made additional Jeffmas gifts, so DAY 13 IS UPON US! Be sure to follow them and look out for some fun extras as the day progresses. Not all prawns have extras so be extra attentive and you'll find the contents of my grody stocking!

HAPPY JEFFMAS ALL....INCLUDING YOU, @surely-sims

[jeffsshrimpmas]

IT HAS COME TO JEFF'S ATTENTION THAT GOOGLEDRIVE IS GETTING COAL FOR CHRISTMAS!

HERE ARE ALL THE SHRIMPMAS GOODIES IN ONE EASY ACCESS LOCATION. EASY TO ACCESS IS NOT SOMETHING THE IRS SAID ABOUT JEFF'S CAYMAN ISLAND ACCOUNT.

🦐GET YOUR GIFTS HERE🦐

[jeffsshrimpmas]

🦐ODE TO JEFF, THE ASPIC ABOMINATION🦐

BEHOLD! THE SHIMMERING BLOB OF DREAD, WHERE PRAWNS AND PEAS LIE COLD AND DEAD, SUSPENDED MID-WOBBLE IN AMBERED DESPAIR— JEFF, GELATIN GOD, REIGNS GLUTINOUS AND RARE.

HIS TEMPLE? A PYREX MOLD DIVINE, HIS GOSPEL? THE WOBBLE, THE SLICK, THE BRINE. EACH JEFFMAS EVE, WE QUIVER IN FRIGHT, AS HE JIGGLES FORTH IN FLUORESCENT LIGHT.

OH JEFF! YOU MONSTROUS MID-CENTURY CRIME, A RELIC PRESERVED BEYOND REASON OR TIME. WITH MAYO-VEINED TENDRILS AND OLIVES FOR EYES, YOU STARE FROM THE FRIDGE AS OUR APPETITE DIES.

“JEFF WILL NOT RESPOND,” THE GOSPEL REPEATS, “NO GOOGLEDRIVE ACCESS, NO SHARED TREATS. CHECK FOR THE SIMFILESHARE, NOT THE PINNED POST— JEFF GUARDS HIS FILES LIKE A CLAM GUARDS ITS GHOST.”

SO RING THE MOLD AND LIGHT THE SPAM, BOW TO THE PUDDING, PRAISE THE HAM. IN VINEGAR’S GLISTEN AND TUNA’S PERFUME, JEFF RISES AGAIN FROM THE TUPPERWARE TOMB.

HARK! THE GELATIN TREMBLES, THE PEAS SOFTLY SCREAM— JEFFMAS IS HERE. LONG LIVE THE DREAM.

🍤(tl;dr, don't request Googledrive access, check the Simfileshare folder)🍤

[jeffsshrimpmas]

WHOOO DISTURBS MAH SLUMBAH??

Google Drive updated the way that files are shared on thr 22nd of September which Jeff thinks is utterly diabolical. Jeff and his prawns will be working very hard to ensure that all of the 2024 files are made available in a timely manner.

Hold the Marie Rose.

[shoobyloob]

Calliope's Cradle

A late Jeffmas addition.

This cradle comes in 5 wood tones and 15 total swatches (each wood tone comes with the option of patterned, solid color, or off-white bedding).

Calliope's Cradle acts as a crib and supports infants. The ability to apply any upgrades to the cradle has been removed.

Please note that animations which involve adult sims placing their hands on the side of the crib will not line up correct. Additionally, infants who can pull to stand will not hold the side of the cradle correctly (but if an infant can pull to stand they really shouldn't be in a cradle anyways).

The DECO_BASSINET version supports newborns when paired with an invisible crib mod. Don't have an invisible crib mod? I recommend this one.

A special thank you to @surelysims who saw the finished mesh and said can I do the handpainting and I thanked my lucky stars. It's looks 100x better because of her.

download here

[doctorsimcraft]

Yes, I'm guilty. Though I figured that would be a little obvious. 🦐🎄

This year I assisted in a 12 Shrimp collaboration to carry on the tradition of Shrimpmas while the Shrimpmas Queen, Surely-Sims, took a MUCH needed break. A decision we made without her knowledge as a surprise and a thank you for such a lovely yearly contribution to the community. So we each created a piece of CC to release for each of the 12 days and then reveal who we were in the process! A cute little reveal. So here are my contributions!

The Phantom of The Shrimpmas Chandelier (Download)🦐🎄

And, lastly. Because we were all super excited we also decided to release loose CC into the wild on the 13th day as stocking stuffers for everyone to enjoy!

The Atomic Laundry Basket (Download)🦐🎄

For the full story, as well as credits to all the other prawns and their amazing creations! Please go check out Jeff the Seafood Mousse's cursed blog.

[melbrewer367]

On my day of Jeffmas, my true love gave to me...flame...flames...flames on the side of my face. Surprise, it's a bonus Jeffmas gift! In an attempt to appease the Shrimpmas mousse gods, an offering is presented today...another pose pack!

Today's pose pack is all about chilling on the couch. Annoyed by the singular straight backed way sims sit on the couch, I've put together 10 poses so your sim can hang out and watch tv or read a book. Perfect for a boring Wednesday afternoon. Three of the poses use the book accessory titled "Book Accessory - Left" by MelBennett which can be found here.

Here is a preview of all 10 poses:

All poses include a preview image and description in game. Can be used with WW or Pose Player. If you use the teleporter knight, place it directly in the middle of the couch. For best results involving the coffee table, the coffee table should only be one half tile away from the couch. Poses were built with the Basement Treasures couch but, you should be able to make these work with nearly every couch, and nearly any coffee table. Some are even suitable for use with a loveseat.

Clipping may occur. Adjusting for personal use is always fine but, please do not reupload or claim as your own, and never paywall. If you have any issues, please let me know!

If you're interested in learning how to pose, check out this tutorial from @surely-sims that I used.

Thank you to @vyxated for the RigPlus pose helper that I used to make these poses. You can learn more about that here. DOWNLOAD (S4S)

@ts4-poses @jeffsshrimpmas

[javitrulovesims]

The Shrimpmas Tree Skirt - A Shrimpmas Miracle Treat 🦐🎄

Rockin' around the Shrimpmas tree At the Shrimpmas party hop Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple tries to stop 🎵

What? Is still Dec 25 in the Tropics so...

Ya'll can blame @jeffsshrimpmas, he threated me saying that would stink my whole house with rotten Shrimp Mousse if i didn't delivered an Extra treat for Shrimpmas Day so... i HAD to do it

Just a little simple A line skirt with festive patterns to lighting up the room and to match your ACTUAL Christmas tree skirt.

Skirt Category

10 Festive Swatches

904 Vertices / 1454 Polygons

Custom Thumbnails

> DOWNLOAD HERE < (Patreon Link)

[ice-creamforbreakfast]

🦐Download🦐 (Patreon - Free)

On my day of Jeffmas, my great aunt Gertrude gave to me...gallstones. But look! A pair of battery operated and totally safe, flashing earrings!

Polys: 3660 Swatches: 10

I decided to make this extra gift for Jeff's Rancid, Rottin' Christmas Stockin'! They're just a fun, very tacky novelty earring to brighten your sims' Shrimpmas day!

🎄Happy Holidays everyone 🎄

[jeffsshrimpmas]

🦐Download🦐(Googledrive)

On the twelfth day of Jeffmas, my Aunt Ethel gave to me...a biscotti that she found loose in the back of the cupboard, but it's okay, because I'M GOING TO SWIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELEHIEEEEER!

Our twelfth prawn, @doctorsimcraft surfaces from her storytelling occasionally to gift us with the most beautiful and slightly haunted build/buy CC. often with a TS1 or Titanic twist...hence the titanically large chandelier that you see before you!

A new mesh based on several iterations of the Phantom of the Opera Chandelier we have seen pretend to be dropped on audiences for years, which are all also based on the one in the Palais Garnier that actually did! How you like them apples, historical simmers? So a reference within a reference. 🖤✨

Comes in three different heights for your every (but also limited to three of course) ceiling height need.

🚨WARNING: May induce violent singing. We here at Jeffmas INC are not responsible for sudden sightings of Andrew Lloyd Webber in your home. He is searching for a piano, do not let him find the piano. We repeat do NOT let him find the piano. For legal reasons, we are not claiming this can actually happen either. Just that it wouldn't be because of us. And you couldn't prove it if it did.🚨

Polys: A very not demure 33k. Swatches: 18 swatches! Classic metals, as well as a few combinations and monochrome options.

🎄So that brings us to the end of our Shrimpmas takeover! 🎄

We hope you've enjoyed our cursed crafts. As we settle in, ready to become prawn cocktails, or Misc Seafood Mousse if we're lucky, we wish you a happy holidays!

❗Update: The file has been reuploaded with a correction to prevent shadows from exploding, please redownload and replace the file accordingly. Thank you!

You can sleep with both eyes closed now...or can you?

🔪🦐🚬🎄✨

[jeffsshrimpmas]

JEFF ANNOUNCEMENT! A GANG OF RIVAL PRAWNS TAMPERED WITH THE CHANDELIER AND CAUSED IT TO EXPLODE IN SOME GAMES. JEFF REQUESTS THAT YOU REDOWNLOAD THIS FOR MAXIMUM EXPERIENCE WITHOUT EXPLOSION.

[j3llyflesh]

Wishing everyone some very fishy holidays!

On my day of Jeffmas, my true love gave to me........ Wait, I can really eat these?!

I had these in mind when i first started, but I knew i'd make em quickly, so i decided to make them a lil extra gift and contribution to @jeffsshrimpmas! I had a lovely time working on these gifts and hope you guys enjoyed the calendar, as I saw just the sheer amount of love and effort that went into these projects! Thank you for allowing me into this event, I had loads of fun! Here's to next year maybe? 👀

🦐Download🦐 (Sim File Shramp)

Polys: 1282

Swatches: 16 (8 colors, gold/silver hook variants)

Found under earrings

Enabled for both frames!

Disallowed for Random

[lumenniveus]

I wish you a MERRY MAYONNAISE

On MY day of Jeffmas, my true love gave to me... aromatic hydrocarbons - including benzene and naphthalene!

I normally don't do baby stuff, but since this is supposed to be cursed to hell and back I thought "why not be family friendly for once?" - which got cursed once more when Jeff got his slimy salad fins on the work-in-progress design. Curse you, gosh darn shrimp mousse!

🦐Download🦐 (Sim File Shrimp)

A huge THANK YOU to all the other naughty prawns who participated and invited me to this scampdalicious event. May ye have a merry and happy one, yadda yadda yadda. Ya know I luv u all. Especially you @jeffsshrimpmas

And a honorable mention to @shoobysims - who's heirloom collection is still my absolute favorite kid-set out there

Polys: Toddler + Baby version - 390

Swatches:

[jeffsshrimpmas]

Jeff has had a splendid time curating this year's rather heinous Jeffmas, but he wouldn't have been able to do it without his prawns!

@ice-creamforbreakfast

@icemunmun-spicy-scalpel

@javitrulovesims

@joliebean

@simmingnate

@lumenniveus

@melbrewer367

@oaksimstudios

@weoaty

@j3lly-fish

@gilded-ghosts

@doctorsimcraft

Some of Jeff's fabulous prawns have gone rogue and made additional Jeffmas gifts, so DAY 13 IS UPON US! Be sure to follow them and look out for some fun extras as the day progresses. Not all prawns have extras so be extra attentive and you'll find the contents of my grody stocking!

HAPPY JEFFMAS ALL....INCLUDING YOU, @surely-sims

[jeffsshrimpmas]

🦐Download🦐(Googledrive)

On the twelfth day of Jeffmas, my Aunt Ethel gave to me...a biscotti that she found loose in the back of the cupboard, but it's okay, because I'M GOING TO SWIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELEHIEEEEER!

Our twelfth prawn, @doctorsimcraft surfaces from her storytelling occasionally to gift us with the most beautiful and slightly haunted build/buy CC. often with a TS1 or Titanic twist...hence the titanically large chandelier that you see before you!

A new mesh based on several iterations of the Phantom of the Opera Chandelier we have seen pretend to be dropped on audiences for years, which are all also based on the one in the Palais Garnier that actually did! How you like them apples, historical simmers? So a reference within a reference. 🖤✨

Comes in three different heights for your every (but also limited to three of course) ceiling height need.

🚨WARNING: May induce violent singing. We here at Jeffmas INC are not responsible for sudden sightings of Andrew Lloyd Webber in your home. He is searching for a piano, do not let him find the piano. We repeat do NOT let him find the piano. For legal reasons, we are not claiming this can actually happen either. Just that it wouldn't be because of us. And you couldn't prove it if it did.🚨

Polys: A very not demure 33k. Swatches: 18 swatches! Classic metals, as well as a few combinations and monochrome options.

🎄So that brings us to the end of our Shrimpmas takeover! 🎄

We hope you've enjoyed our cursed crafts. As we settle in, ready to become prawn cocktails, or Misc Seafood Mousse if we're lucky, we wish you a happy holidays!

❗Update: The file has been reuploaded with a correction to prevent shadows from exploding, please redownload and replace the file accordingly. Thank you!

You can sleep with both eyes closed now...or can you?

🔪🦐🚬🎄✨

[jeffsshrimpmas]

🦐Download🦐(Googledrive)

On the eleventh day of Jeffmas, my true love gave to me....a nice nap, and this rather smashing wrapping paper dress by @gilded-ghosts

Ghosts is known for their absolutely stunning vintage content! She doesn't stick to the typical vintage pieces, but will often find unusual, but beautiful items as inspiration. This wrapping paper dress is a perfect example!

Not only do you get a dress, but a matching bow for your sim's neck! Breathing? I don't know her.

🚨WARNING! Breathing...you may never know her again in this number🚨

Say it with me one last time...BEHOLD ITS BOWS!

Polys: Dress - 5398, Neck Bow - 472

Swatches: Dress V.1 - 20, Dress V.2 - 8, Neck Bow - 8

Come back tomorrow for the final day of Shrimpmas! Our twelfth prawn is the only surefire way to disengage your temporalmandubular joint. If you know, you know. Anne knows. Jeff sleepy.

[jeffsshrimpmas]

🦐Download🦐(Googledrive)

On the tenth day of Jeffmas, my true love gave to me....whooping cough. I also received this delightful little lobster hat by @j3lly-fish!!

J3lly makes the most beautiful, ethereal, and unique content, but sometimes hits us with something absolutely adorable like they did with the wonderful Louis the Lobster hat!

Louis comes kitted out with handy dandy attachment devices to perch securely upon whatever hair your sim is or isn't wearing! He also comes with his very own little hat, which can helpfully be applied via the piercing section!

🚨WARNING! Mind control has not been proven, although we are legally obliged to tell you that it's a possiblity🚨

But Louis is so cute! Of course I'll send you all my simoleons....

Polys: Louis - 2754, Louis' Hat - 1385 Swatches: Louis - 10, Louis' Hat - 8

Come back tomorrow for a beautifully wrapped treat from a simmer whose work harkens back to a golden age of style! We promise that we're not going to ghost you just yet!

[jeffsshrimpmas]

🦐Download🦐(Googledrive)

On the ninth day of Jeffmas, my true love gave to me....nineties eyebrows. But look! It's an adorable house containing items of Surelu past by the talented @weoaty!

Oat is multi-talented and has blessed us with handy little objects, as well as beautiful CAS backdrops in the past, but she's also known for the cozy environments she creates for her sims! Now your sims can take advantage of this and will have somewhere to put all of their Jeffmas loot!

Ready to move in straight away! No need to wait for months for deeds or paywalls!

Be the envy of all your neighbours in the cutest little house on the block!

Hosepipe ban? Fear not! The lawns are spraypainted!

This 30x30 1 bed/1bath home is yours for a smashing §59,708!

Come back tomorrow for a treat that's sure to put a smile on the crabbiest of faces! Don't let this prawn's name fool you, their CAS skills are unshakeable!

[jeffsshrimpmas]

🦐Download🦐(Googledrive)

On the eighth day of Jeffmas, my true love gave to me....repetitive strain from wrapping, but also these rather spiffy deco trees from @oaksimstudios!

My eighth prawn is a talented mesher, famous for the unfinished, but unforgotten double toilet, which is almost ironic considering today's gift...BUT ANYHOO! Look at these jazzy little trees!

Add a little Christmas cheer to any room. Prefer beige? We got you covered with our NEUTRAL SWATCHES without the two month wait!

Where did I get these trees? None of your business, Ethel!

🚨WARNING: Do not use for any purpose other than the packaging directions! 🚨

Swatches: 15 Polys: 1098

Come back tomorrow for an architectural treat by a prawn who knows a thing or two about creating a cereal-ously cozy environment!