jean prouvaire

your favorite leftist nerd

[jehan-darc]

omg yayyy you’re alive!!!! :D welcome back

thank you anon! hiiii! :)

[jehan-darc]

hello queers in my phone! uni is kicking my ass but i'm alive i promise

[grantairesuggestionss]

everyone says psychics aren’t real but the one I went to see with @the-charismatic-centre said I would name my first child priscilla

and the time I summoned spirits with @jehan-darc told me the same thing, so

[jehan-darc]

I still remember when you freaked out because it had been foretold already haha

[the-bald-eagle]

@grantairesuggestionss @terriblycharming @jehan-darc @feuilled-by-coffee @bazwontpassthebar @the-charismatic-centre @combeferre-the-reasonable-one @revolutionarylawyer

It is my greatest pleasure to introduce you all to Mademoiselle Eloise Marie, Monsieur Finley Hugo, and Monsieur Theodore Victor. The newest members our (no so little anymore) family.

[jehan-darc]

OH MY GODS BOSS! i'm so happy for you all (watch out i WILL be channeling my inner wine aunt with all of the newcomers)

[grantairesuggestionss]

@jehan-darc bring the pot brownies for Bossuet

[jehan-darc]

will do, though may i ask the occasion?

[grantairesuggestionss]

@the-bald-eagle Did you know that if the rain was made of gasoline and people lit fireworks and it all caught on fire if you were naked you wouldn't probably die because human skin isn't flammable but hair is.

bald ass.

[the-bald-eagle]

Hah see it’s a survival strategy

[grantairesuggestionss]

but I think if you fall in a vat of acid youre more likely to get burnt without being protected by hair

which means that @jehan-darc is smarter there

[jehan-darc]

well, we've got the bases covered between us :)

[grantairesuggestionss]

It's because I'm a fag isn't it

[private-detective-javert-offical]

You're gay and a revolutionary?

[grantairesuggestionss]

Les amis de l'gbt

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Are all of the revolutionaries gay?

[grantairesuggestionss]

Well I'm Bisexual,

@terriblycharming is gay,

@the-charismatic-centre is pan i believe,

@combeferre-the-reasonable-one is queer,

@the-bald-eagle is bi and polyamourous to my knowledge,

@youcanflyonfourailes is unlabeled, polyamourous, and trans

@fortunas-eyes is polyamourous,

@cosettethelittlelark is unlabeled,

@revolutionarylawyer is marius,

@bazwontpassthebar is pan, or whatever sexuality has the most sex in it,

@feuilled-by-coffee is bi, but the bisexuality only applies to men and poland, and ace and trans (woke ass)

@jehan-darc is unlabeled,

and @the-maddest-hatter-in-paris is gay.

[jehan-darc]

hell yeah, be gay do crime

[the-indigo-warden]

@revolutionarylawyer @cosettethelittlelark Good friends, I’ve had a major development in my study!

[cosettethelittlelark]

Oh wonderful! What have you found out?

[the-indigo-warden]

Well, I looked through all my experimental plant breeds— the edible ones, anyway— and about six of them had some sort of shared mystery compound in them. I hypothesize this to be linked to the mpreg. Unfortunately I do not have a way to test if that is the case… but we are indeed getting somewhere!

[revolutionarylawyer]

That is interesting! Maybe we could get Joly or Combeferre to test them? Should I ask?

[the-indigo-warden]

It would be nice to have some help…

Ask your friend Combeferre; I don’t believe exposing the Joly gentleman to unknown chemicals is a good idea at the moment.

[revolutionarylawyer]

That is a very good point!

@combeferre-the-reasonable-one what are your thoughts on this?

[combeferre-the-reasonable-one]

I'd be happy to examine them! It's been a bit since my last chemical analysis project!

[jehan-darc]

ooh can i come over and help? you know i'm not too familiar with all the sciency jargon but i do love a mystery and plants

[cosettethelittlelark]

Found this in a drawer, so I'm going to take this into my own hands.

@revolutionarylawyer My love. Ever since you came into my life, I think we both knew it was meant to be. Your kind and gentle nature, your devotion to the cause and your friends, your loyalty. You are a rare and wonderful person, and there is no one else that I would like to spend the rest of my life with.

My dear Marius, will you marry me?

[revolutionarylawyer]

Cosette… I think I’m actually speechless. Which is funny because I actually wrote a speech for you when I was going to propose. 😅 I don’t think I could ever say no to you, especially for this question…

Yes, Cosette, I will marry you. A thousand times yes! 😁

[feuilled-by-coffee]

Congratulations, you guys!

[jehan-darc]

i'm over the moon for you two!!!

[revolutionarylawyer]

Have you and your friend @jehan-darc discussed when you are coming over for tea? Just wondering because I have… another gentleman who would like to meet me alone I don’t want an awkward situation.

@the-indigo-warden

Not yet! I’m not very fussy on when and after my exams next week I will have a lot of time. @jehan-darc what do you think?

[jehan-darc]

hah. yes those exams are kicking my ass...after those though, maybe we could do a weekend afternoon?

[revolutionarylawyer]

That should would work for me! Gav has become a very reliable baby sitter if Cosette is busy. 😁

[jehan-darc]

Gav a responsible baby sitter??? What world are you living in?

[revolutionarylawyer]

Have you and your friend @jehan-darc discussed when you are coming over for tea? Just wondering because I have… another gentleman who would like to meet me alone I don’t want an awkward situation.

@the-indigo-warden

Not yet! I’m not very fussy on when and after my exams next week I will have a lot of time. @jehan-darc what do you think?

[jehan-darc]

hah. yes those exams are kicking my ass...after those though, maybe we could do a weekend afternoon?

[feuilled-by-coffee]

Woohoo, congratulations! When are you going to share the big news with your friends?

Oh, I had just assumed they already knew because they usually pounce on stuff like this.

@the-charismatic-centre, @jehan-darc! I think that should cover most of the interested parties? Except of course Boss, who already knows.

[jehan-darc]

AH HAH! FINALLY

[revolutionarylawyer]

Marius, dear friend: I’m sorry to bother you at this hour, but I must ask you something. Do you remember the last time we saw each other before you became pregnant? I don’t need specifics, just the month will do.

@the-indigo-warden

Oh, Monsieur you are never a bother! Don’t even think that. 😁 Last time we met must’ve been early July/late June I believe? Has it really been that long?

[the-indigo-warden]

Oh my, it really has been that long hasn’t it? Thank you!

(June/July… what herbs do I harvest then…)

Perhaps we should meet up again sometime? One of your friends— I believe it was @jehan-darc— is meeting me for tea this week. You can join us if you’d like! My assistant can help keep an eye on little Fantine if you’d bring her along :)

[jehan-darc]

yes join us mars!!!

[jehan-darc]

I don’t believe we’ve met properly, but Marius told me you have a fondness for herbs; I happen to have a surplus of fresh herbs if you would like some!

@the-indigo-warden

Oh hello! You're M. Mabeuf, right? Marius has told me a lot about you! I'd love to, if the offer is still open. Maybe we can swap notes!

[the-indigo-warden]

Of course! I know have fresh Agrimony, Basil, Burdock, Caraway, some Heather (I believe), Pennyroyal, and other herbs that I cannot remember right now. I hear you’ve gotten engaged, so you can consider this a wedding gift for you and your fiancé!

[jehan-darc]

oh my gods that's so kind of you!! would you like to meet over tea next week?

[terriblycharming-1]

Hey guys it’s me, Enjolras. I seem to have locked myself out of my other account so I’ve made a new one.

@grantairesuggestionss @the-charismatic-centre @combeferre-the-reasonable-one @jehan-darc @bazwontpassthebar @feuilled-by-coffee @youcanflyonfourailes @the-bald-eagle @revolutionarylawyer @the-maddest-hatter-in-paris @gav-de-thenard @fortunas-eyes

[jehan-darc]

this is strange, right?

[terriblycharming-1]

Strange? How do you mean?

[jehan-darc]

this is the classic scammer format i fear

[jehan-darc]

Jehan, will you join in our anti Courfey Christmas crusade? Courfeyrac and R have gone mad with holiday cheer

- @the-bald-eagle

hmmm...what's in it for me?

[the-bald-eagle]

Freedom, Jehan. Freedom

[jehan-darc]

freedom sounds good!

[jehan-darc]

Jehan, will you join in our anti Courfey Christmas crusade? Courfeyrac and R have gone mad with holiday cheer

- @the-bald-eagle

hmmm...what's in it for me?