i LOVE the sitcom the King of Queens. It’s really sexist and fatphobic and awful in all the way sitcoms from the era are, but i’ve been watching it since I was a kid and i love it despite the flaws
however, since i moved out of my parents house and don’t have access to regular cable i have only watched it a handful of times. since october of 2016, maybe four times.
every single time has been the Bubka Penis episode
this is not by choice. it is by pure coincidence that when i go to Hulu’s live TV and find the King of Queens playing, it is S06 E24 “Awful Bigamy” (TV-PG, 21 mins, aired May 19, 2004) and i watch Kevin James try to make various women laugh at the name Bubka Penis
i have seen every episode a hundred times. i don’t pay loads of attention to it when it’s on but just the sounds are a comforting layer of nostalgia. i could turn an episode on tomorrow or in two years, I can;t tell you when i’ll think to look for it again. but i CAN guarantee one thing
it will be Bubka Penis
it's been seven years














