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the-memedaddy

Meirl

goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202

The energy this January is....strange.

lamedehaan-deactivated20201018

IT’S JANUARY??

wingsdurus

STILL?!

archiemcphee

mallshoggoth

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

just-another-emo-perspective

another quality post written by god or a ghost

darkroom-tech

timeloopfemme

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

tackled

via weheartit

best-life-wisdom

The “stare” before the kiss.

itskaiii

Turn Ons:

not-a-fuckgirl

Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand.

Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it.

Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you.

Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.

merakimade

this.

assyrianjalebi

unflirtatious

“this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours”

viergacht

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.