I’m not fucking my Brother

Jackson Jekyll Adult He/They Don't talk to me unless you're willing to talk to my brother @hyde-to-his-jekyll

[dykealloy]

I call this the create a new problem technique

[toratoralei]

send congratulations to Val, I think he finally got over his adversion to fucking Idris

DAMN FR????

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

it seems so. I saw him taking a pussy pic. Said pic has coincidentally ended up on Idris’s blog.

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

he isn’t as inconspicuous as he thinks he is.

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

these restrictions are really getting out of hand. Every single invention i've submitted to the mad scientist symposium this year has been denied on the grounds it 'could be used for fetish material'! What the fuck man! A shrink ray and a mind control helmet are like the most foundational mad scientist devices and now I'm not allowed to submit them to the symposium on the off chance someone is turned on by them? Whats next? Banning strapping your rival to a table and threatening them with a big laser? Banning the glowing green mystery chemical that turns you into a big monster? Soon they're gonna be banning lab coats and shiny black gloves!

[casketball-puppydog]

So. We’re all in agreement Draculaura blackmailed someone to fake those screamshots, right?

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

Absolutely. Perhaps she blackmailed someone who wants to see Nicole under a layer of dirt.

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

WAIT. i need to settle this fucking debate from, like, what.. three years ago? no wait i think its four years. anyways you and holt DID get touchy feely with me at least dunno about kidd when we were all still in monster high because YOU out. your fucking face in my bush that one time! i rember. i rember everything. stares at you bug style

and I would do it again

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

sstares at you . bugstyle

hello end

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

I got dicked down by 15 werewolves behind a Denny’s

ok. what am i supposed to do with this information

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

outdo them

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

is it Also ethical to make my human boyfriend immortal

what normies are you dating.

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

is it ethical to make your pet immortal. technically a time sensitive question

no. I made crossfade immortal

[allthegrimmintheworld]

have you fucked them silly yet

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT????

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

if you won’t do it, I will

[allthegrimmintheworld]

DONT EVEN TRY IT FUCKER

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

i’M THEIR BOYFRIEND??????

[allthegrimmintheworld]

THEYRE HALF DEAD!!!! NO ONES DOING ANYTHING UNTIL THEYRE LESS ABOUT-TO-KEEL-OVER

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

WHAT BETTER TIME TO GET IT THAN NOW.

[allthegrimmintheworld]

IM NOT A RAPIST????????

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

you’re a coward

[allthegrimmintheworld]

AND YOURE NOT THE ONE WHO JUST SAVED THEIR ASS SHUT THE FUCK UP TWINK

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

I could put your brain inside your spleen.

[allthegrimmintheworld]

SHUT UP. SAY SOMETHING USEFUL AND MEANINGFUL

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

Your brother has jerked off to you before.

[allthegrimmintheworld]

yeah and? like you fuckin havent?

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

Jackson and I FUCK NASTY.

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

no we don’t.

[allthegrimmintheworld]

have you fucked them silly yet

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT????

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

if you won’t do it, I will

[allthegrimmintheworld]

DONT EVEN TRY IT FUCKER

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

i’M THEIR BOYFRIEND??????

[allthegrimmintheworld]

THEYRE HALF DEAD!!!! NO ONES DOING ANYTHING UNTIL THEYRE LESS ABOUT-TO-KEEL-OVER

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

WHAT BETTER TIME TO GET IT THAN NOW.

[allthegrimmintheworld]

IM NOT A RAPIST????????

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

you’re a coward

[allthegrimmintheworld]

AND YOURE NOT THE ONE WHO JUST SAVED THEIR ASS SHUT THE FUCK UP TWINK

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

I could put your brain inside your spleen.

[allthegrimmintheworld]

SHUT UP. SAY SOMETHING USEFUL AND MEANINGFUL

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

Your brother has jerked off to you before.

[allthegrimmintheworld]

have you fucked them silly yet

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT????

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

if you won’t do it, I will

[allthegrimmintheworld]

DONT EVEN TRY IT FUCKER

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

i’M THEIR BOYFRIEND??????

[allthegrimmintheworld]

THEYRE HALF DEAD!!!! NO ONES DOING ANYTHING UNTIL THEYRE LESS ABOUT-TO-KEEL-OVER

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

WHAT BETTER TIME TO GET IT THAN NOW.

[allthegrimmintheworld]

IM NOT A RAPIST????????

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

you’re a coward

[allthegrimmintheworld]

AND YOURE NOT THE ONE WHO JUST SAVED THEIR ASS SHUT THE FUCK UP TWINK

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

I could put your brain inside your spleen.

[allthegrimmintheworld]

have you fucked them silly yet

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT????

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

if you won’t do it, I will

[allthegrimmintheworld]

DONT EVEN TRY IT FUCKER

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

i’M THEIR BOYFRIEND??????

[allthegrimmintheworld]

THEYRE HALF DEAD!!!! NO ONES DOING ANYTHING UNTIL THEYRE LESS ABOUT-TO-KEEL-OVER

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

WHAT BETTER TIME TO GET IT THAN NOW.

[allthegrimmintheworld]

IM NOT A RAPIST????????

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

you’re a coward

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

runs around you like a bunny or a hedgehog perhaps

restrains you in my arms

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

damn does working with stein suck that much

yes.

[jekyll-to-his-hyde]

I need to snort a mountain of coke and take enough ketamine to down an elephant to deal with half of what I see on a daily basis