I’m So fucking my Brother

Holt Hyde IN HER OWN BODY BABY!!!! adult He/She DON'T LISTEN TO JACKSON IM TOTALLY FUCKING THEM! GO CHECK MY HOT BROTHER OUT @jekyll-to-his-hyde

[dream1ng0fscream1ng]

42,000,000,000,000,000,000 missed calls from “dumbfuck university” to offer me a scholarship

[onion-souls]

Phenomenon is a great word. It means "Thingy" but when you don't want to sound stupid

[onion-souls]

"Thingy (possibly happening?)" Vs. "Thingy (possibly dude?)"

[onion-souls]

Anomaly is another great one: "thingy (???)"

[penandinkprincess]

I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

[penandinkprincess]

for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"

[theroseandthebeast]

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

get lamia'd, idiot

what is lamia?

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

jerk off when you think of me

...you guys really gotta start signing off asks who the fuck is this and what do you want

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

so are you and end still divorced or

wait we divorced? When?

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

what if I showed up naked in your bed

i would . throw a blanket in you...?? what am i supposed to do in this situation. who are you. this is nothing to me.

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

:(

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

areyoug mad at me

what :( why would I be mad :(

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

So do you take cashapp or zelle

huh? i mean if you wanna give me money go for it but whats prompting this?

[ravensandroses]

I believe they wish to hire you for sexual services.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

oh damn. uhhh. well. bless the people that do but thats not. i dont do that kinda stuff

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

yeah you give it for free

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

divorce.

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

Nuh uh

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

yuh huh. enjoy having one less lover

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

Nuh uh. Now get in the hammock swing.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

So do you take cashapp or zelle

huh? i mean if you wanna give me money go for it but whats prompting this?

[ravensandroses]

I believe they wish to hire you for sexual services.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

oh damn. uhhh. well. bless the people that do but thats not. i dont do that kinda stuff

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

yeah you give it for free

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

divorce.

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

Nuh uh

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

So do you take cashapp or zelle

huh? i mean if you wanna give me money go for it but whats prompting this?

[ravensandroses]

I believe they wish to hire you for sexual services.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

oh damn. uhhh. well. bless the people that do but thats not. i dont do that kinda stuff

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

yeah you give it for free

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

what would break the mind of a Victorian noble child.

if they grew up in the victorian era nothing can phase them. theyre going to break YOUR mind

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

Really? So that twelve year old could throw hands with me?

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

why do you wanna throw hands with a little kid

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

@funtomphantomhive looks easy to bully

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

what would break the mind of a Victorian noble child.

if they grew up in the victorian era nothing can phase them. theyre going to break YOUR mind

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

Really? So that twelve year old could throw hands with me?

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

C an i fuuco yuou whilhe youir unconsoiyus

huh??? who is this. your answer will vary depending on who this is.

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

smoggked a bowll

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

are you only into somnophilia while youre high

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

nouhh

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

C an i fuuco yuou whilhe youir unconsoiyus

huh??? who is this. your answer will vary depending on who this is.

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

smoggked a bowll

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

..........are you still in devildom

yes

[hyde-to-his-jekyll]

slaps your tail btw

I’m going to bite you <3