[waynedrake]

“yee ha.”

[warcrimesonline]

Why do scots type like they speak

[dealersample]

Different language

[lsdzeppelin-deactivated20180206]

[knowyournewmeme]

make a joke

[bitchassmitchie]

your parents already did

[knowyournewmeme]

You’ll be compost in my new world.

[awwww-cute]

[daydreamzy-deactivated20200626]

ya’ll listening to boys’ opinions? in this economy?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[1234567890takethis-deactivated2]

what does he want

[crisdamours]

help

[theexfiles-deactivated20190101]

I AM LOSING MY MIND I ACTUALLY WENT TO REBLOG THIS KING-TIER SHITPOST AND ITS A FUCKING AD

[jelly-fished]

Hetero Humor™

Man: *get shot in the leg and robbed*

Man: heh heh heh… Well boys… It could’ve been worse… I could’ve been SHOPPING with the WIFE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who fucks everything up

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

My time to shine

[kengriffey-jr-deactivated202102]

[jelly-fished]

All day long at work I told myself I could get Wendy’s when my shift ended. When work finished I went outside to find it was pouring down rain. I hate walking through rain so much that apparently I entered such an advanced state of dissociation that I am now inside my house, without Wendy’s, and I can’t remember how I got here.

Happy Friday to me I guess.

[totalariana]

I feel like Taylor Swift has been suspiciously quiet and that scares me like she could pop up at anytime and give me an album full of her two note range songs that no one asked for and I’ll have to deal with them on the radio for the next three years

[biodegrade]

my American gf: pound me me: what’s that in metric

[mjalti]

i’ll believe every single post about astrology before i believe anything that comes out of a man’s mouths jot that down cuz that’s gonna be on the final

[bongcop]

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass