Unicorns are not real.

Beware! A very random creature ahead.

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Tokis -abbrv. An abbreviation (pinoy version) for talkshit. use "tokis" in a sentence: "Tengene beh mukhang tokis na naman si Sir" Source: orgo lab class

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what are the similarities of talkshits amd dipshits?

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Papunta kami kagabi sa movie house tapos nakasakay kami sa taxi papunta dun. Di ko alam kung sadyang ganun lng talaga ung mga tugtugan ng mga panahong un or trip lang ni tadhana mang-asar. Pano ba naman ung mga tugtugan pa eh mga tipong help me get over you ni jonalyn viray tapos sinundan pa ng let me be the one ni jimmy bondoc tapos marami pang mga kantang pang biguan ang sumunod. Srsly nakakabanas.

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You still love me, so tell me?
Because I realize that I want you to come back

Thank you kind creature ^___^Tho i'm weirded out with the translation.

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i need someone who can help me translate this into english

Tu m'aimes toujours, alors dis? Car j'ai realise que jr veux que tu reviennes Help please?

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I fcking fell because I missed two steps of the stairs. My right ankle hurts like hell. I got my foot slipped on the sidewalk. My right ankle fckng hurts. I got tripped on the railtracks. I wanna rip off my right ankle. Though with the given circumstances I still managed to climb upstairs up to 6th floor. I think i deserve an award.

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I guess an ordinary love story is not for me.

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Why do things always end up breaking my heart?

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whatever

I never said i am a saint. I never said I am a genius. I never said I am pretty. All I said was an answer to the question you threw at me that you said I should answer honestly, so I gave what you're asking for.

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Cartoon network's gettin real Photo credits to 9gag

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"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."