The Adventures of Inquisitor Dickbutt

Jelly // old, queer, she/they

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[ultramaddie]

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

[ultramaddie]

every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

[edgebug]

[piranya]

[edgebug]

[oganneb]

Emil is my "yup this is real wool" detector. It's only real wool that he goes this nuts over

[unicornery]

[3000s]

we are in truble

[transhuman-priestess]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[animentality]

[imakuni]

so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight

[digital-meat]

“Sorry kid this will shave 10 minutes off my run”

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

CAVEAT 2020・dir. Damian McCarthy

[antheraea]

Broke: Zenos comes back and renders his entire last arc in Endwalker meaningless

Woke: The WoL is becoming Zenos

The implication that our desire to "deal with" the reflections is a pathological obsession that will kill everyone is a bit spicy and I am extremely here for it.

[ottobooty]

Can't believe the next expansion is the Trolley Problem

[carolsturka]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[loveridden1999]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[catasters]

[limerencs]

they should invent a sunday that doesn’t make you feel completely crushed by the passage of time

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats