this is a time for us only

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[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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[lakevida]

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[normalmammal]

you’re eric bogosian you’re like 70something and you think your days of being a big dick bisexual are over and then you sign on to play a character on some vampire show and within three years you’re posting oldguy thirst traps that make assad zaman foam at the mouth in your instagram comments

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[riverofmolecules]

true allyship

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[samreich]

sometimes you dont know what youre signing yourself up for

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[segamascott]

[nikfromtheinternet]

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!

[gayvampyr]

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

[blazeofbones]

Happy Pride Month

[maxanor]

My name is Manousos Oviedo. I am not one of them. I wish to save the world.

PLURIBUS | Season 1, Episode 7 "The Gap"