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[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

Your fave is problematic: Mario

80′s porn mustache

Occasional furry

Kicks turtles

Does shrooms

Throws too many parties

[jellyfischer]

@flaffl

[jellyfischer]

Really don’t know how I found myself reading the amazon reviews for Plan B at midnight on a Thursday, but man am I glad I did. 

[crochetmelovely]

[cockswastika-blog]

U.S. elections be like

[coriander-inactive]

I’m gonna kinkshame Michael’s

[whitthetoothlesswonder]

[jellyfischer]

The only real problem with delayed flights is the sound of middle aged white women on vacation finding out their flight is delayed. 

Guess how many fucks I give about how much doggie daycare cost you per night.  

Bitch guess. 

[icaurus-deactivated20180206]

new name for lube

high fructose porn syrup

[beachdeath]

[memewhore]

[thegreatestthingever]

Reblog If you want a good relationship in 2011.

[jellyfischer]

Is this what sex feels like?

[horrorsoflife]

[flaffl]

@jellyfischer

[jellyfischer]

Before I started night shift I got a buzz from frappuccinos and now my coffee isn't strong enough until I want to shit myself.

[jellyfischer]

I love rice and I only want to eat rice forever

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[crowmunculus]

when she says “go deeper” but you’ve run out of discourse