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[ahoneesan]

hey everyone, @frankenfran got her account terminated out of nowhere, for seemingly no reason, about an hour ago. we're in the process of appealing this with @support, please signal boost just so her followers know she didnt self-delete or anything.

[ahoneesan]

update: still have not heard anything from @support on this. we've been trying to follow up but im not sure we properly navigated the whole zendesk set up correctly. support, if youre listening: please reach out!

official missive from the deposed:

"deleted mom: i would've loved to reblog that from you.... "

[its-emimi]

[epersonae]

@faintvox

[cathartidae]

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

[cathartidae]

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

[discount-supervillain]

[punkitt-is-here]

went to PONY in seattle this week

[seagiri]

dont feel like cleaning this up

[chimeride]

[catschimericalcreations]

I call him brrsing

[orgoatpassantsable]

[dog-in-shining-armor]

[gdfgdfgggg-deactivated20160311]

[rattlegeist]

Waking up a sister

[togekk0]

Too close...

[moveslikekeithrichards]

was playing 20 questions on the 8 hour drive to visit my grandparents & after like 10 minutes of utterly fruitless questioning my brother suddenly asks me with such exasperation & contempt "is it some sort of petrified remains"

[moveslikekeithrichards]

it was ötzi .

[catboybiologist]

Okay I have another story that is ideally told in greentext format

NSFW warning for the rb

[catboybiologist]

>be me

>6 ft tall trans woman

>Have 5'4" twink boytoy

>Adorable fluffy hair, all around cutie patootie

>Go to his place for the first time

>Random video game paraphernalia everywhere bc he's an adorable lil nerd

>Random picture of northernlion taped to the wall

"Oh yeah I was sketching him and used that as a reference and his picture was funny so I put it there"

>Start getting freaky shortly afterwards

>Twink is sucking on my tits like my milk is the first thing he's drank after being lost in the desert

>Moan and tilt my head with eyes closed

>Eyes peep open while my head is looking off to the side

>Make eye contact

>With fucking northernlion

>Making the stupidest fucking expression

>Collapse into a fit of laughter

>Mood instantly ruined

[catboybiologist]

You're almost as bad as the t4t jerma watchers

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[o-kenki]

[kingcatnine]

holy fuck

[aaronstveit]

SUNSET AFTER 7PM NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[h2ocolors-blog]

Eva Funderburgh

love her work