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sometimes, there's just too many chips for your dip. it's times like these you either get another can of dip or start questioning your health. that's why I made another blog.

[honeybooboothefool]

[indyavelour]

is this Art

[votedami]

The thing I hate most about depression is that it tricks you into thinking you don’t have depression. It makes you think that nothing is wrong with you, that you just feel this way because you lack value as a person. Whether that’s in your relationships, your academics, or a view of yourself, it makes you think you aren’t good enough for any of that.

“It’s not the illness,” it says, “You feel this way because it’s who you are.”

[adhdedrn]

“Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.”

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

Me: I can’t get out of bed today, what is wrong with me. I’m so lazy and terrible and I am a huge flake and there has got to be something wrong with me. My brain: There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

[saiasus]

[nvclearbomb]

I just dislocated a fucking lung watching this lmfao

[thatonepapercut]

Vine… you will be missed

[stephfitblr]

I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

[sheenalarson-deactivated2018021]

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,

[kianamaiart]

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[takeafuckingsipdiscoursers-blog]

am i the only one who rly hates those posts where its like a picture of a gay couple and theres some comment from a straight like “this is terrible!!!! i am disgusted at the sight of this!!!!!!! their shoes are so ugly haha get it im not a homophobe” and all the other straights laugh and call it genius

[dare-i-say-asexual]

It’s the equivalent of when people draw their hand back like they’re about to strike you in the face and then laugh when you flinch away.

[dovne]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

“are you wearing the-”

“the chanel boots? yeah i am”

[sixpenceee]

A Package Marked “Return to sender”

by reddit user manen_lyset

My neighbor is one of those annoying wannabe YouTube personalities. Over the years, I’ve seen him cough out cinnamon, lay flat on the hood of his car as it slowly creeps down the driveway, and douse himself in lukewarm water, all the while screaming epic win, epic fail, or, fuck, epic maintenance of the status quo, for all I know. It can get tiring to watch him go about his shenanigans in the pursuit of viral fame. 

So, when he knocked on my door the other day, told me he was going away for a few weeks, and asked that I get his mail, honestly, it was a relief. I can’t explain the peace of mind I had knowing I didn’t have to brace myself for any of his stupidity for a while. I was always afraid his stunts would wind up bleeding over into my life.

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[briteny1313]

Holy shit, best plot twist ever!!

[makki-i]

That ending gave me chills

[the-autumnleaves-deactivated201]

I’m so shook right now

[ithelpstodream]

paranoid parrot

[lesbian-fluff-deactivated201803]

Wow I never thought a fucking bird and I would have so much in common

[welele]

Por si os quedásteis con ganas de más subastadores raperos.

[caspzr-deactivated20190316]

[jellyontheblog]

ME

[katya-zamolodchikovasdfghjkl-de]

C’MON KRUSTY KRAB LETS GET SICKENING

[oldmancanyons]

freshman year vs senior year

[fridadali]

[lesbianpreventionguard]

[npbfags]

me: ok its time to go to sleep

brain: ACK KACK KACK BOOM KACK BOOM YOU WALK INTO THE ROOM ACK A DA KACK A DA KACK A DA KACK PICK IT BACK UP THEN FALL ON YOUR BACK ACK A DA KACK KACK KACK KACK BOOM SHA KA KACK KACK KACK SHAWHAM BOOM SHA KACK MAKE SURE YOU DONT STOP BRING IT BACK UP AND THEN DEATH DROP