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[thememedaddy]

[beemovieerotica]

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[goodnightwindy]

4 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

3 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

1 day until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

happy wet rat wednesday

[public-universal-sister]

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[pol-ski]

.❤️

[tits-n-trix]

Who let's a monk who only speaks Polish and Latin out of an monastery, and not only out of a monastery but to an airport, and not only an airport but the O'Hare airport located in Chicago USA

[flipocrite]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

same energy as the guy who communicated with his Greek hotel clerk by reading Medea in Ancient Greek

[livelovelaugh-777]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[beardedmrbean]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[cilantrhoes]

[blanketfortarchitect]

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if this is about autism or lycanthropy

[deadlykillerqueen]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I hope everyone involved in the decision to make astronauts use Outlook on their way to the moon never goes a day of their lives without stepping in a fire ant colony

[yesterdaysprint]

Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924

[gablehood]

[austin-butlerian-jihad]

HAPPY HUNDRED YEARS TO THIS JOKE

[beemovieerotica]

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

[beemovieerotica]

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.