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enjoy!! (my shifting tumblr. but lwk just a fanpage for katsuki bakugo)

[3racha-agustd]

Every morning I open Tumblr like it's the newspaper, searching for fanfiction.

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gotta find every good one or else my brain is not satisfied

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At least he tried.

“Hey, Kats…”

“What?” He turns his head to you on his bed.

You sit up from your position and continue, “Why don’t you ever call me pet names like, sweetheart or honey?”

He just blinks at you. You should know better than to ever say corny stuff like that. “Because it’s cringe.”

“But I call you Kats, Suki, Baby, Sweetheart, Sweety Pie, Boom Boom Man, Blondie— and you call me nothing! Not even a nickname.” You pout.

“You already have a name and I like it, there’s not point in calling you something else.”

“At least TRY!” You start to get visibly irritated so he surrenders, “Fine, I’ll try, but if it’s corny I’m blowing you up.”

“Yay!”

Throughout the week he tries to call you different things.

(Text 👇🏾)

Katsuki💥: Hey sweetheart

You: SWEETHEART?!

WHO ARE YOU SND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY KATSUKI ALEXANDER BAKUGO?

Katsuki💥: nevermind.

You: wait nooooo come back

Next time he tried a variation of your name.

“N/N, hurry up!” He yells at you when you’re taking too long to get ready for your sleepover the night before that you persuaded him into but instantly cringes at it.

You turn so quickly at that the wind doesn’t even have time to catch up.

“Ooo, don’t mind the first part.”

You frown. “Waittttt, I liked that one!!!”

And you also liked the other one, which was honey. Then the fourth one, the fifth, then sixth, then goes the seventh day where you guys just completely stop trying for the nicknames.

You all are seated in the common room after dinner where Katsuki just had to make the spiciest dish alive.

Mina is currently trying to bite her tongue as a numbing sensation.

Denki is blowing and sucking air in and out trying to get the taste out of his mouth but you don’t think it’s working.

And Deku has completely given up trying to fight the spice.

And there you are panting right next to your boyfriend and he’s LAUGHING at you.

“You meanie, get me water!” You slap his arm.

He chuckles just a little bit before giving in and giving you the water, “Here, baby.”

You were mid-reach before the nickname clicks in your head and Katsuki’s face looks mortified looking at the water like it personally wronged him.

And suddenly, the taste is gone.

Denki whistles.

“Baby???? Oh my God who is this new Katsuki?” Mina asks exaggerating it.

“I didn’t know you guys were in the pet name stage!” Deku says excitedly.

“SHUT UP, DEKU!”

You’re pursing your lips together trying not to laugh knowing it’ll only push him further, you grab the water bottle, “Thank you.” You mutter.

Despite his yells, the relentless teasing goes on. He finally gives up and turns to you. “Just so you know, I’m never doing that again.”

“BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?”

(not my writers block being goneeeeeee hope you like 🤍🫶🏾)

[candytoothed]

Heyy sweet stuff💋

Saw your post telling us to flood your inbox, so I thought maybe you could do a katsuki x curly haired reader!

since the beginning of UA, katsuki has always been distracted by reader's curly hair. You couldn't waterboard this information out of him but he often imagines what it's like to twirl one of her long soft ringlets around his finger, he wonders what the wash day process is like, and he thinks reader looks cute with her bright pink bonnet on when she walks around the dorms

There was even one time when he very coolly wrapped his arm around readers' shoulders to twirl her hair around his fingers on the other side of her face while she spoke (UGH THIS IS SO ATTRACTIVE TO ME😩😩😩)

You can make it vague about what type (3 or 4) she has but I have type 3b and 3c curls and I was feeling self indulgent writing this lmao

Love youuuu!!

OHHHHH MYYYY DONT EVEN TELL ME THIS BC I WILL GO CRAZY‼️‼️ i also have a mix of 3b and 3c hehehe, but i’ll keep it vague !! UGHH omg i love ur brain the shoulder thing stawp!!!!! he’s so silly 😋

saturday was always your favorite day of the week. the spring sunlight shines through the common room windows, spilling into the room with radiance and comfort. you’re sitting in the common room, legs tucked under you, casually scrolling through pinterest with a content ease, music lightly humming from a different app. weekend mornings mean half the class is either knocked out in their rooms, or out and about during their free time.

your hair’s down now, loose curls spilling over your shoulders in defiant little spirals after you tugged off your bonnet. katsuki knows that bonnet well— he’s seen it in almost every shade of lighting, wrapped around your head like a crown at night, or slipping off in the mornings when you drag yourself into the kitchen still half asleep. you've always look stupid cute with it on, not that he'd ever say something about it.

he sits across the room, supposedly doing something with his phone, but his eyes keep drifting to you— well, your hair. the way it catches the gorgeous daylight, and the way it bounces a little every time you shift.

in fact, he can't stop staring, awkwardly enough. it's not that he's never noticed your pretty hair before, of course he has! but not like this, when there's not much product in it, and it's still unruly from sleep. it's attractive. too attractive.

eventually, like he can’t take it anymore, he gets up, crosses the room, and drops onto the plush couch next to you without a word.

"hii," you smile sweetly, looking up from your cluttered pinterest board to katsuki's typical grumbly face while your legs bump into his as you shift to make room. he grunts, classically, in response.

not that he really needs to say anything anyway, he already knows you're about to start your day by rambling to him about "something soo cute!!" or "a really funny video" you saw last night when he was asleep by 9 on a friday.

and like clockwork, you start. "oh! ohmygosh, suki, i saw this thing last night-"

he hums as you begin to babble, nodding along like usual and letting your voice wrap around him like it belongs there. but then out of nowhere, and without even looking at you— he stretches his arm out along the back of the couch, like he just happens to be close enough to slide his hand around your shoulders and rest it on the other side of your neck, fingers brushing your curls. like it’s the most casual thing for him to do.

katsuki's fingers find one of the tighter curls near your opposite cheek, and starts idly twirling it around his finger. not rushed, not embarrassed, just quiet and confident, like this is something he’s done a hundred times before.

you tilt your head slightly with a small grin, his beefy arm resting atop your shoulders.

"what?" you giggle. he doesn’t stop twirling. of anything, his fingers slow down, like he’s savoring the feel of it.

"how the hell is it so soft?" he huffs, sounding more irritated than he means to.

you keep up your casual smile, even though his voice is right against your ear now.

"i take care of it!"

he grunts in acknowledgement, his eyes peering down to your screen. he dryly chuckles, shaking his head, fingers still boinging the curl up and down. "that shit looks like a migraine waiting to hap-"

"that's why i'm organizing them!" you cut him off with a swift chirp as you tilt your phone to face him more. "see, because i have all these in separate boards, but-"

and as you go back to yapping his ear off, he doesn’t move his arm. he finally lets the curl spring free, then tucks a loose piece behind your ear, fingers lingering a second longer than they should.

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that’s why im organizing it

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Picture Perfect

(give me credit I’m tired.)

You were switching through TikTok and Pinterest trying to find a cute date idea until a “painting each other” video pops up and a picnic at the same time. Hmm… Perfect!

You told your boyfriend about the date idea and he said fine, which means he would love to do it and would do anything for his beautiful queen.

You two were finally here after a day of eating buying paint.

“So how does this stupid trend go again?”

“All you have to do is paint me how you see me! Easy peasy. Also, it’s not stupid!” You say the last thing with a fake pout as he unloads the things.

“I already know I’m gonna do good, just don’t mess me up. A’kay?”

“Hey! I’m gonna do better than you.”

“You’re on.”

You get your paint on a board and face him so he can’t see your masterpiece in the making. You mix the orange and the yellow to create his pale kind of skin.

You’re already finished making his face and hair but now you’re onto his eyes. You have no idea how you’re going to capture his eyes perfectly. “Is looking at old photos cheating?”

“Yes.” He reply’s quickly while keeping his eyes on the canvas.

“But I need a referenceeeeeeeee!” You whine exaggeratedly.

He finally looks up at you, “Is me being here not enough? I am the reference.” He says halfway irritated halfway amused.

“Okay, let me see your eyes then.”

He closes them.

“…”

“Open your eyes, Katsuki.”

“Nope.”

You tilt your head, “How are you gonna paint me with your eyes closed.”

Silence.

“Good point.”

He opens them and you snatch the chance to grab his face with both hands and just stare into his eyes. “Don’t try to look at my painting.” He whispers.

But you don’t reply so you both just stare at each other.

“What was I whining about? Your eyes are totally easy to draw.” You say with a smirk and pull away to start painting again.

“WHAT?!” He snaps for no reason.

You look up acting completely innocent, “What?”

“YOU JUST SA-“ He cuts himself off.

“Finish what you were going to say.”

You just glares at you for a couple of seconds. “Nothin’.”

After a good fifteen minutes you both are done! Or Bakugo is done and he’s forcing you to show yours because he says he ‘won’t laugh at you’, which is a lie.

Yours was a little lopsided and the shading could use some work but nonetheless it was nice.

“HA! This is supposed to be me? Is this how you see me? If this is me then you must have really bad taste.”

“You don’t like it?” Your voice trembling.

“No! Wait no— I mean do I like it, it’s just that the head it lopsided and I look like a snake,” Regardless of his efforts to try to make it better your frown keeps deepening.

“I didn’t mean it like that—” You cut him off.

“Can I just see mine?” You ask visibly irritated trying to hold back your tears.

He hesitates.

You snatch it.

“Wow, so much better than mine.” You say condescendingly. “Ooo, I love the detail where you can’t get my hair right, so mesmerizing.”

You lied. It was perfect. Even though he did get your hair wrong.

“I didn’t mean it like that.” He repeats, “I love it, okay? I’m sorry. It’s perfect.”

He lied too. He didn’t think you’d be that mad knowing him and dating him for a year. But you actually trying to do someone for him and him not liking it is crazy.

Even if it was a little bad it was still the equivalent to the Mona Lisa to him.

You just stare at him. He never really verbally apologized unless it was serious.

“Whatever.”

Eventually you forgive him. When he gives you ice cream and about forty-six apology kisses. Plus he unironically puts the painting in a frame and Denki makes fun of it and almost gets blown up.

But you do fake pout for the rest of the week and will use this moment against him forever.

He knew that.

It’s aight I guess.

(I was halfway through my other fic when I realized it was somebody else’s and when I was about to post it anyways it deleted.

😡😡😡)

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Somewhere along the way 🌊

Somewhere along the way.

Somewhere along the way you met Bakugo, a walking tnt with anger issues. And you, his best match.

Somewhere along the way he saved you at the USJ fight and your heart fluttered with something other than resentment.

Somewhere along the way Bakugo started liking you. And you liked him too.

Somewhere along the way you made nicknames for him like Kats or Suki. Or your favorite, Kitty Cat. Mainly to tease him but he liked it anyway.

Somewhere along the way his yelling got softer with you and more like he cared instead of being the normal hothead.

Somewhere along the way you guys got closer and cuter, but with your own twist of course.

Somewhere along the way your classmates were begging you to get together already.

Somewhere along the way he put on his big boy pants and confessed to you. And somewhere along the way you said you liked him too.

Somewhere along the way you guys started dating and told the class.

Somewhere along the way you and Katsuki became one of those “happily married” arguing couples that yell in the hallway.

Somewhere along the way the bickering is for nothing, just a reason to talk.

Somewhere along the way you told each other you loved each other. Somewhere along the way he knew he wanted to spend the rest of his life with you, and hoped you would too. (You do.)

Somewhere along the way you two graduate from U.A. and move in an apartment together.

Somewhere along the way Katsuki proposes.

Somewhere along the way, woah, it’s your wedding day?!

Somewhere along the way you realize you always knew you wanted to marry the hothead. Somewhere along the way he always hoped it.

Somewhere along the way you got pregnant. Mood swings, cramps, nausea, headaches, feeling like you’re dying. But hey! What’s nine months to eight years with Katsuki?

Somewhere along the way you gave birth to your baby boy, Kai. Somewhere along the way the next baby came, Kana. Your baby girl.

Somewhere along the way they started talking, walking, sleeping on their own, and somewhere along the way they were in high school.

Somewhere along the way you and Katsuki were still the loud, lovey dovey couple. Somewhere along the way you both knew your love for each other would never die.

Somewhere along the way Kai and Kana both had partners, who (Kana) Katsuki tried to kill and you (Kai) loved Kai’s partner more than him (/j ofc).

Somewhere along the way you and Katsuki retired, somewhere along the way your kids got married, had kids, and were even freaking pro-hero’s!

Somewhere along the way Bakugo went first.

Somewhere along the way there was a funeral that you tried to hold back your tears at because he would just call you a sap for doing so. The thought of that made you laugh.

Somewhere along the way you spent as much time with your kids, grandkids, friends, family and yourself. The thought of Bakugo make you happy.

Somewhere along the way you go too, in your sleep, peacefully dreaming of your beloved husband.

Somewhere along the way your kids read the diary you started when you were fourteen for them. Somewhere along the way they both realized either if it was you or Bakugo, your love for eachother will never die. (Unlike someone I know)

(I thought I had to even it out with some sort of angst because I only post fluff)

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Five minutes

(inspired by Eun Chae-ni because I just finished the Wonderfools)

You were sitting outside of the U.A. dorm building because you needed fresh air after dinner, after a few minutes Bakugo comes o it too.

The door opens and you turn your head. “Hey.”

“Hey.”

You smile softly as he sits next to you, “You stalkin’ me? Or did you need air too?”

He heats up instantly. “Im not fu-, I needed air.”

You ignore that first part because of your little crush on him. You turn your head just enjoying the silence before he fills it. “Hey… Do you..wanna go on a walk?” He asks.

“Sure.”

More under the cut

Below 👇🏾

You two don’t realize but all of class 1-A is already piled up at the windows as you both get up and start walking.

“So… You never told me why you came out? Tired of Denki already?” You ask with a teasing undertone.

He comes to a halt right when you two get on the halfway mark to the exit, far enough to where the Class can’t hear.

“I have to tell you something.” You turn your head at his serious voice and back up a little because you kept walking even though he had stopped.

“What’s up with that serious voice, man?” You punch his arm lightly before putting it back in your pocket.

“It’s because I am serious.”

You nod, “Shoot.”

He sucks in a breath before saying, “I like you. Like really like you, I liked you from the first day I met you, and… I want you to be my girlfriend. It’s okay if you don’t want to though I can take it.”

You pause for a second. The Katsuki Bakugo wants you to be his girlfriend. You always had a thought of him liking you since everybody else said it but you guys just argued most of the time so you never really knew.

But you did have quite the idea after he had his moments of being vulnerable/softer with you, plus all the gawking.

“Oh.” You look down with a blush before coming back up with a grin. “So the rumors are true; you do have a crush on me!”

He gets a little irritated but he doesn’t want to ruin his chances. “Just answer the question.”

Then a little softer Katsuki asks, “Will you be my girlfriend?” He looks up so pretty you can’t say no. But you being you, you would.

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Inside the common room your classmates are looking through the window. “Oh my god, he’s confessing to her!” Denki says with joy.

“Maybe we shouldn’t watch this, it’s their private moment.” Momo suggests.

Denki turns his head to Momo in disbelief, “If they wanted privacy they wouldn’t have done it in front of where we live.”

“Okay, scoot over.” And they continue watching.

ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 (back outside)

“I have to think about it.” You state.

“Okay.” He nods and gets ready to leave turning his body before you say, “Okay, I thought about it!”

“Heck yeah I’ll be your girlfriend!”

Katsuki just fully freezes in front of you. “Really?” He mutters. “Yup! But one condition.”

“What is it?” He asks a little too fast.

“Set a five minute timer and you’ll see.” You say, more of a command than an answer. He contemplates for a minute but he really wants you to be his girlfriend so he submits.

He pulls his phone out even though he’s regretting his life decisions.

The timer is set. Mwahahaha.

“Ehm.” You clear your throat before starting, a big smile appears on your face. “You, you, you, had a crush on me! Me! Me! You had a crush on meeeeeeeee!”

You prance around him like a little kid as you tease and poke his face, arms, chest, literally anything that would provoke him.

“What the h*ll are you doing?” He asked pushing you away from him.

You push your hair back before answering. “This is my condition to date you. Three times a year I get to set a five minute timer and in these five minutes I get to do whatever I want to you.”

“I didn’t agr—“

You cut him off, “But there’s a secret rule to this rule. If you stop me or speak in these five minutes without permission you have to start the timer again.”

“I’m not doin’ that.”

You slap his arm. “The timer.” You point at his phone that’s in his back pocket like a mom scolding their kid. “It’ll just take longer if you refuse. Guess you don’t want me to be your girlfriend.”

He starts it again hearing the last one glaring at you the whole time.

“Good.”

You start again, “You likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-D me!”

And this goes on for four more minutes, by the time you finish Denki is on the verge of dying and Todoroki looks slightly amused which means his dying from laughter.

“Okay times up. It was fun while it lasted.” You don’t let him get a word in before asking. “So, what should we do now that we’re technically married?”

He scoffs but his ears are red from the never-ending teasing and you saying you two are married.

Technically, of course.

“Go to sleep, maybe? I think all that jumping tired you out.”

You yawn at that, “Yeah, I am a little tired. Wanna cuddle?”

“No. You’re not getting any affection for five months.” And with that he walks away.

You catch up to him with a whine. “But whyyyyyyyy?”

ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 When the newly made couple makes it back inside you both look as the whole class tries to look casual. Key word: try.

Bakugo sighs in defeat.

“You guys saw all of that.” More of a statement than a question.

Nods struck the room as Bakugo takes the teasing (too tired to fight back) of Sero and Denki, Kirishima too afraid to say anything but he has a grin on his face.

He turns to you, “Six months.” And he walks away.

“But whyyyyyyyyy?” You follow him with a repeated whine.

Once you two have left the room, your voices still echoing from the elevator Uraraka asks, “What’s six months mean?”

“I dunno.” Deku says with a shrug, “Maybe it’s an inside joke.”

Iida nods before saying. “I had that thought too.”

“They just started dating.” Mina reminds him.

“Oh.”

“Hmm. They must be really close then.” Todoroki mumbles.

Anyways, happy girlfriend, happy life.

[sundayniche]

nothing screams girlhood more than reading fanfics late at night in bed

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real

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Tiny Compliments

Bakugo compliments you, A LOT. Just, quietly. And you don’t know why.

You were smelling flowers while you two were on a date and then a tiny sound filled your ears, “You look cute.”

“Huh? What’d you say?” You ask, even though you heard him.

“Nothing.”

Another time was when you were looking in the mirror and he was sitting back on your bed after a day of training waiting for you to finish so you guys can go get something to eat.

“Stop looking in the mirror, you look pretty.”

You turn around trying to contain your smile as you say, “Hm? Say that again.”

“Nothing. Hurry up.” He mumbles.

Next was when you two were eating Pho at a restaurant Mina took you to a couple weeks ago and you wanted to get it with Katsuki.

You were blowing on your food and taking big bites so it got on your shirt. “You’re cute when you’re clumsy.”

“What was that?”

“Nothin’.” He mutters but then five minutes later when you finally get a bite in without spilling he mumbles, “I like when you eat.”

You look up to him and lean in acting like you didn’t hear him. “What? I didn’t say anything.”

But he did, and you heard every, single, time.

He has done this since you started dating seven months ago. The most recent time he did it was when you guys were studying alone after Denki and Jirou went to take a break.

You were stuck on a problem and biting your pencil so hard you could break it. “You’re smart, hurry up and answer.”

“Hm?” You ask taking the pencil out of your mouth.

He huffs a ‘nothing’.

You decide to be bold and confront him about his habit. “Why do you do that?”

“Do what?” He acts confused on what you’re talking about keeping his eyes on the book.

You lean forward, “Act like you didn’t just compliment me.” And his ears turn red instantly. “I didn’t.” He answers instantly.

“You did. And you do. I hear you every time I just want you not compliment me under your breath.”

He finally looks up at you. “Well I— I just don’t know how you do it!”

“Do what?” You copy him.

“Compliment me! You do it so easily.”

“Because you’re easy to compliment.” You say casually and the red on his ears spread to his cheeks.

“Don’t say what you don’t mean.”

You tilt your head. “But I do mean it.” You say with a half-laugh, half-scoff. “Why do you always say ‘nothin’’ after you compliment me?”

“It’s embarrassing.”

“Embarrassing to say that your girlfriend looks pretty?”

“No. It’s that—“

You cut him off, “It’s that what?”

“It’s just hard.”

“Listen, Kats. If you have a problem with being vulnerable, that’s okay. But I’m your girlfriend. Be vulnerable with me!”

He’s silent for a second before saying something. “You’re smart.”

“What’d you say?” You tease him.

“You heard me,” He growls, but answers anyway, “You’re smart. Don’t get stuck on an easy question.”

You grin from ear-to-ear, “Thank you. Now help me with this problem.”

At the same time Katsuki is helping you Jirou and Denki walk in with snacks for everyone. “Ooo, whatcha’ guys doing? Being a lovey dovey couple?”

“SHUT UP, DUNCE FACE.”

“Yeah, shut up dunce face. You know he’s embarrassed by being a lovey dovey couple all the time.” Jirou adds.

“YOU CAN DIE TOO!”

But there you are laughing right next to him from his yells and your friend’s comments. He turns to you. “I like your laugh.”

“What was that?” Denki asks even though he heard him loud and clear.

“DIEEEEEEEYUH!”

(Second offering. 🙏🏾😂)

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Baby names with Katsuki

You and your boyfriend, Katsuki, were trying to go to sleep in your dorm but for the first time in forever, you two just weren’t tired.

You tried to make conversation by asking him questions like, ‘would you still love me if I was a worm.” And you got answered with a, ‘No. Go to sleep.’

But he couldn’t either.

Giving it your last try before pulling out the melatonin gummies he refused to take and forced you to stop because ‘it would mess up your health’. Or whatever that means.

“What do you wanna name our future kids.”

You can feel him stop breathing for a second before he mutters a, “What?”

“What do you think—“

He cuts you off, “No I heard you, I’m just asking.” He comes to a halt before continuing, “You think we’ll have kids?”

You look up at him from his chest and tilt your head with a pout. “You don’t?”

“No, I do. It’s just that, you do?”

“Duh. Now stop stalling, what do you think?”

“I don’t know, what do you think? Have you thought of this before?”

You roll of his chest to lay on your back. “Of course I did.” You click your tongue and suck in a breath before answering.

“Hmm, I want something easy that my relatives can say like…Mae! Or we can give her a nickname if we pick a Japanese one.”

He silently nods. “You want a girl?” He asks.

“Yeah…” You shyly smile at the thought. “I’ll be happy with any gender, but I’m rooting for a girl. What’s your picks for a boy?”

“Somethin’ Japanese, one of our kids has to have a traditional one.”

“So something like Kai? That’s an easy one for my relatives, starts with a K just like you and’s Japanese!” You say then turn your head to him for confirmation.

“Sure. But the next would have to have a K too.”

“How about… Karly! Since one has to have an English name and we can change the C for a K.” “C-Car-Lee? No, somethin’ that I can say.”

You giggle at his attempt to speak English. “Okay, okay.”

“Kya. It’s a Black name and close to Kai.”

“Kya.” He repeats, “I like that one.”

You nod. “Good. Then it’s settled. Kai and Kya.”

“I want them to have your smile.” He mumbles.

“They should have your eyes then, and your cute nose.” You tap his nose at the last one and he gives you a glare but it has no bite.

“Your dimples and hair to even it out.”

“Your personality, just a little gentler.”

He turns his head to you. “I am gentle.” He states. “Sure you are my love.” You condescendingly reassure him as you turn towards your boyfriend.

He lets his mouth give a little smirk as you turn towards him but not too much.

“I love you.”

“I love you too.” You mutter enthusiastically, “I also love the idea of our future kids.”

“Good.”

“Good.”

It’s silent for a few seconds as you two just stare at each other. Not to check for regrets but just because you know you’re locked in.

“Now that that’s settled. Can you get the melatonin gummies?”

“Oh so nowwwww you want the gummies?” You tease trying to compress your smile.

“Just get the candy.”

And with that you two fall asleep. And miss class because you persuaded him to take three gummies and it would’ve been awkward for you two to walk in together late to class.

But it was good while it lasted.

Goodnight. And oolala, kids?!

(a offering for not posting yesterday 🙏🏾 pls accept.)

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mb for not updating today

[imystillinski]

my heart goes out to harley in teen wolf who was supposed to be a main character but wasn’t

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I was so irritated when I found out we could’ve had a black queen but replaced her

[ashthesalamipiece]

“The Truth Bomb”

Pairing: Fem!Reader x Katsuki Bakugo

Genre: Comedy, Education Gone Wrong, Parental Panic, Coming-of-(Too-Much)-Knowledge

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It started with health class.

Specifically, Haruki’s teacher sending out a “Heads Up” email with one horrifying subject line:

This week: Reproductive Systems & Human Development! Please prep your child accordingly. :)

You showed the email to Bakugo.

He stared at it like it personally threatened him.

“No.”

“Babe—”

“Nope.”

“They’re gonna hear it anyway. Wouldn’t you rather they hear it from us?”

Bakugo narrowed his eyes. “Then I’m starting with the consequences. No one talks about the awkward socks or the lifetime of trauma.”

You called a “family meeting.”

Haruki (13) and Hana (11) sat on the couch, suspicious and slightly panicked.

“Are we in trouble?” Hana whispered.

Bakugo crossed his arms. “Not yet.”

You shot him a look. “Guys, your health teacher is starting a unit on… human reproduction. And we figured it’d be better if you heard it from us first.”

Haruki groaned. “Oh no.”

Hana perked up. “You mean like how babies are made?!”

You took a breath. “Okay. So. When a male and a female reproduce, the male’s sperm meets the female’s egg.”

Hana raised her hand. “Like in Finding Nemo?”

Bakugo blinked. “We’re not starting with Finding Nemo. There’s no clownfish foreplay in this story.”

Haruki choked.

You glared. “Katsuki.”

“What?! It’s better than pretending it’s magical fairy dust!”

You sighed. “Anyway. The sperm is inside the semen, which is released when the male ejaculates.”

Haruki made a face like he’d just eaten glue. “Ugh.”

Hana frowned. “How does the sperm get in there?”

Bakugo groaned. “Here it comes…”

You smiled awkwardly. “Well… the penis goes inside the vagina, and that’s how the sperm reaches the egg.”

Dead silence.

Haruki’s entire soul left his body.

Hana blinked. “So you and Dad—?”

“NOPE.” Haruki stood up. “I’m out. I’m leaving the planet.”

Bakugo yanked him back down by the hood. “You’re sitting through this. If I had to live it, you’re gonna learn it.”

You powered on. “Once the sperm fertilizes the egg, it implants in the uterus, and grows for about nine months.”

Hana nodded slowly. “So it’s like planting a seed, but gross.”

“Exactly,” Bakugo muttered. “A gross, screaming seed.”

Haruki still looked like he wanted to vanish. “Wait, how do you even know when to do that? Like, is it just random? Do people plan it?”

You and Bakugo exchanged a long, awkward silence.

“…Sometimes it’s planned,” you said carefully.

“Sometimes,” Bakugo added, “you’re just feeling brave. Or stupid.”

You smacked his arm. “Don’t say that in front of them.”

Haruki blinked. “So I was a brave mistake?”

“YOU WERE A LOVE-FILLED ADVENTURE,” you snapped.

Bakugo shrugged. “He wasn’t planned. But he was loud from day one.”

Haruki looked genuinely horrified. “You guys were doing that stuff when you were, like, young?!”

Bakugo grinned wickedly. “Kid. We invented the thunder clap.”

“OH MY GOD—”

Hana raised her hand again. “Wait. You had to do that two times to make both of us?”

Bakugo tilted his head. “Minimum. We’re not amateurs.”

You smacked his arm so hard his chair squeaked.

Hana gasped. “So you, you did that… a lot?!”

Haruki covered his ears. “LA LA LA I’M NOT LISTENING.”

“WE LIVE HERE,” Hana yelled. “YOU DID THAT HERE?!”

You stood up. “Okay! That’s enough education for one night!”

Haruki fled.

Hana followed, yelling, “WAIT—IF YOU GUYS KISSED THAT MUCH, DID YOU ALSO—OH NOOOO—”

The bedroom door slammed.

Silence.

Bakugo took a long sip of water. “Think they’ll ever look us in the eyes again?”

You grinned. “Not until college.”

He chuckled. “Worth it.”

[jellyshifts]

I hope my kids are as funny as this

[jellyshifts]

Rich Man or Santa Claus?

(aespa ref?? no? okay.)

It’s not an unknown fact in Class 1-A that you’re rich. In fact, they know a little too much. More than yourself!

You are a naturally considerate, observant and caring person, so of course when you saw Izuku’s broken down phone you bought him a new one! He was kind of weird and shy about it though,

“YOU WHAT?!” His voice cracks.

“I bought you a new phone, yours was cracked and the camera was blurry.” You say like it’s casual, but it really is for you.

He looks around frantically around the cafeteria even though it’s only you two sitting there. “Well, uhm, thank you. But you didn’t have to spend money on me, mine works fine.”

You instantly tear up. “You don’t like it?” “WHAT!” His voice cracks for the second time, “No, No, NO! I love it, thank you.”

“Welcome man.” You instantly go back to eating your miso soup and watching TikTok fails that Denki sent you.

Another time was when Mina was doing her makeup, you were just watching her as she put her powder on and she was going to put on setting spray.

“Oh shoot, I’m out.” She says more to herself than you.

So, obviously that was a sign to buy her it. The next day before class, you hand her a bag of expensive products, “Girl. Whats all this for? Did I pass an exam I don’t know of? Or are you my guardian angel, or better idea, sugar mommy?”

You snicker at the last one. “No, but yesterday you were out of your setting spray so when I happened to be at the mall I thought I’d buy you anything else you might be missing.”

“How do we tell you that’s not normal?”

The next time was for Bakugo, you did have a crush on him but it didn’t really matter because you just like giving stuff/making stuff for people.

He was forced by Denki to try a dessert from the convenience store. “EEEYUCK! Whys that so dam (the water blocker, we gotta keep it PG) sweet?”

And you got the secret memo (there is none) and you decided to stay up all night to make him a bunch of desserts making sure that they’re not too sweet, duh.

You give him them in class the next day. “Here.” You drop the box of sweets on his desk about to leave until he says “What’s all this 💩 for?”

“Oh, I heard you say you didn’t like sweets too sweet so I made you some. But now that I’m thinking about it it’s creepy and I shouldn’t have stayed up that late because now I’m tired.”

He goes quiet for few seconds. “Thanks, sweets.” You were welcome, and definitely liked that new nickname. (Oolala)

You were also a lore dropper so when all of Class 1-A were chilling after a day of harsh training and was talking about everything and nothing at the same time.

“Does anybody want to try caviar?” Todoroki asks trying to spark a new conversation.

No’s, Yes’s and Maybe’s filled the room. “Nah, I already tried it and it disgusting but I was too scared to tell my chefs that I didn’t like it so I ate it everyday.”

Silence…

“What?!”

“Chefs?”

“Yaomomo doesn’t even have chefs! And she’s like super rich.”

You were genuinely confused because you thought everyone had chefs but once you came to Japan you figured out they did not. “Oh, well I guess it’s different in America.”

“New nickname idea, Richie Rich!” Denki says stupidly.

“I like that one.”

“What about Santa Claus?”

“No.”

So yeah, you’d say you were rich. Just after everybody told you it and embedded it in your brain. Still, you just liked it. No hidden agenda behind it.

(Boom. Got it finished at 8AM and it just flowed naturally.)

[xolunee]

𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ bakugou replaces your finished makeup and surprises you

One of the things you loved most about Bakugou was how observant he was. One time you were in bed and mentioned a skincare launch once and somehow it'd end up on your vanity a week later. Point at something while shopping and he'd remember it months afterward.

Everything just shouts green flag and you are so happy to have someone like him.

Earlier today, you were getting ready for brunch with your girls when you noticed your fave products like your eadem lip balm (shade bissap glaze), rhode glazing milk & saie glowy gel were running low (and ugh were they good) so you used other stuff and made a mental note to purchase them again when you had the chance.

As you’re distracted packing up a few things to put in your purse, you hear the door to your shared bathroom open and find it’s bakugou. He came back late from a long patrol and slept in, taking advantage of his day off when he saw you dolled up.

He approached you closer and wrapped his arm around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulders.

“You look nice” he mumbled lowly.

You couldn’t help but smile. It was always refreshing seeing him in this calm, clingy state. You turned to press a kiss on his cheek.

“Thanks suki, I appreciate that….I’m leaving now, don’t miss me too much” you gave a wink before leaving.

The apartment is quiet and bakugou starts his delayed day by brushing his teeth. As he’s distracted, he notices the products you were trying to use that ran out. A lightbulb flashed on his head. He’s got nothing better so why not head out and get your products. He quickly washes his face and gets dressed before heading to his car.

It’s a nice day outside and everything’s good. He found the store you go to often and walked in. He scrolls around trying to remember the sections of the product. After a few minutes, he finally finds it and grabs the items.

As he’s getting ready to check out, he paused in front of a display of a new lip product.

Huh.

The shade reminded him of one you'd worn before.

Whatever. You'd probably like it knowing that you’re a lippie girly, you’d love anything.

He checks out and heads back home.

Once he arrives, he places the bag on your nightstand and heads over to the kitchen to prep dinner.

A few hours later, you come back to smell a yummy aroma coming from the kitchen. You walk over to find bakugou and give him a kiss.

“Dinner smells delicious.”

He shines a smirk before giving his attention to the food.

You leave the kitchen to head to your room to change out of your clothes for comfy ones when you notice the shopping bag. Looking inside you find the products you were running low on plus an additional lippie you haven’t tried.

You were bursting with joy inside and rushed out the room to comfort him.

“Did you buy me those things”

Bakugou looked up at you and nodded.

“Yeah I noticed you were running out and i know how much you like them so I got it.”

"Ahh, Sukiiiii! The consideration is insane!"

You threw your arms around him before he could protest.

"Oi—watch it."

Despite the complaint, his hand settled on your waist.

"Thanks."

"Yeah, yeah."

The faint pink dusting his ears told a different story.

[jellyshifts]

this is why I downloaded tumblr

[jellyshifts]

City Girl (+ Katsuki)

A few days ago you and Bakugo, (your boyfriend,) decided to plan a date based on a new café that just opened up in the city, and lucky for you today is that day.

You had a cute little outfit on (https://pin.it/3B62HBDYI) styled to your best abilities and you were ready for the day!

Bakugo came to your dorm a while ago with pink magnolias and you put them in a small water bottle as you needed to hurry up and leave for the date.

“Other than the cafe, what else should we do today?” Bakugo asked as you two made a halt at the stoplight. “We could go shopping—, oh! I saw this really cute store two weeks ago when I went out with the girls and there were a bunch of mini keychains and other couple stuff.”

“Anything else? ‘Cause ‘m not doing that 💩.”

“You are.”

“No.”

“Yes. This is my day so we’re going to be an adorable, lovable couple.”

“Our day—“

And before Bakugo could say anything else the walking light turned on and you already started walking.

“Ooo, Kats, I already see the cafe!” You say with excitement.

“Tch, let’s just go in.” He said rough but nothing above a whisper.

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A calm but pitched melody turned on when you guys came in the place. The cafe was beautiful from the tiles on the walls to the design on the cups saying, “Sakura’s Soufflé” with a Sakura tree as a logo.

The smell was even better though, buttery croissants were fresh out of the oven and plated just then.

“こんにちは、さくらのスフレへようこそ !”,

“Hello, welcome to Sakura’s Soufflé!”,

The nice lady at the counter says, “Must be the owner.” You think.

You guys order Tiramisu and you forced Bakugo to get something else along with strawberry shortcake.

After you two finished and got a coupon to come back, you decided to walk around the city.

First stop was an arcade where Bakugo won you a tiny teddy bear keychain, after he said he wasn’t doing that corny stuff, Bakugo also made a child cry for not letting them win in a shooting game… good times. But it was okay after you bought the kid an ice pop and made a promise to not tell his mom about this.

When you were done there you decided to go to the mall and buy a bunch of accessories and matching stuff that you totally didn’t threaten to burn down his house if he didn’t wear it. (https://pin.it/1bgUk4ePB). But also matching necklaces with your initials.

After “making” Bakugo hold the bags, it was finally time to go home, until you get stopped by a street magician and he asked you to play a game of chess with you but instantly got shut down by Bakugo because he realized that he was cheating.

Everybody leaves and so do you guys. Once you’re back at the dorms he sets the bags down and was about to leave. “I had a really good time today, thanks.” You said.

“Me too.”

Welp, now it’s awkward because you guys never slept over in each other’s rooms before and he’s still here like he wants to stay.

Being bold you muster up the courage and ask, “Wanna cuddle?”

“Sure.” He answers with a small smile, then continues, “But not in these clothes.”

“Yeah no, we definitely gotta change.”

You both snicker. 🤭

Leaving the room you both take showers (separate, weirdo.) and cuddle the night away. The next day Mina asks you about the date in class and Bakugo nearly combusts and blasts the desk when he overhears.

(Why did this take so long to make bro)

[bambieyedpoet]

papa's secret — ᨳଓ .dad! bakugou x reader

summary: your daughter has her dad bakugou all figured out! | just super fluffy and domestic.

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“papa, i know your secret!” announces your daughter to a very tired bakugou.

he tilts his head, trying to shake off the restlessness from patrol today.

“oh yeah, and what are my ‘secrets’ exactly princess?”

“you,” she says, booping his nose.

“have a crush on mama!” she finishes off, jumping up and down around him in excitement like she’s got her dad all figured out.

he stares at her for a second, then shakes his head and tries to fight the smile forming on his lips. he stabilises your daughter’s movements with his firm hands.

“you got me all figured out princess, you’re so smart,” he tells her, giving her all the positive affirmations so she grows confident like him.

“but don’t tell mama, okay?”

she gives him her pinky finger and nods seriously. bakugou instantly locks his pinky with hers, solidifying their pinky promise.

“i understand why you have a crush on her… even uncle deku broccoli hair blushes at mama!” states your daughter with the brightest smile, oblivious she’s triggered her father’s jealousy.

“broccoli hair? you’re just like your dad… giving everyone nicknames, and about this uncle deku blushing… how does he act around mama?”

“he just smiles and gasps every time she’s near…”

“right, right,” replies bakugou, playing around with your daughter while she hands him a toy tea cup to drink.

just then, you enter the room after your long relaxing shower. one look at you and bakugou has unintentionally fixed his posture and his hair.

your daughter comes closer to his ear, “papa, you’re being obvious, mama shouldn’t know…”

“what shouldn’t mama know?” you ask, offended at the fact that father and daughter are in on something.

“mama, you can’t tell anyone this, but papa has a crush on you!”

bakugou bursts out laughing and his contagious laugh makes you as well. you walk up to the two of them and their tea party, sitting on bakugou’s lap.

“thanks for telling me sweetheart, let’s hope papa never finds out i know!”

just then, your daughter giggles too and makes herself comfortable on your lap as well. bakugou hugs you two with both of his strong arms as you all enjoy every bit of this family bonding.

[jellyshifts]

AWWWWW

[jellyshifts]

Google?!

You search for your phone under the covers of your bed but you get nothing. You lost your most prized possession (other than your boyfriend of course who is so innocently laying next to you while you both study.)

“Hey, Kats. Can I use your phone to search something up?”

“Sure, but you better not be cheating, I got to go use the bathroom.” He answered as he tosses his phone to you and leaves the dorm.

“Thank you.” You whisper even though he left the room.

You have no bad intentions so you just quickly go to search up your thought, “Do snails like peanuts?”

Google opens and you pause, “How to braid hair tutorial.” So that’s why he’s so good at it, you think.

But then you keep scrolling.

This is the side you on only see of The Great Explosion Murder Lord Dynamight, but only on Tuesday’s and weekends.

You’re totally in your own world that you don’t even realize your boyfriend coming in. “Why the hell are you smiling at my phone.”

The unexpected voice made you yelp and turn off his phone. “Nothing.” You squeak out way too pitched to be nothing.

“Okay…” he says before laying back down on your bed. Yes! He left it alone, you think.

“Alright did you get number thr—“ he cuts himself off as he lunges for his phone and you both end up in a tackled mess with him holding his phone over your head.

“Gimmie!” You say.

“It’s my phone. Why were you smiling at it?”

Giving up you confess, “Well, I was about to search what I was thinking about but then I saw your search history and I thought it was cute.”

After about eight seconds of you two just breathing you look up and see his face KIRISHIMA RED.

“Are you… are you blushing?!” You ask

“Shut up! Looking through my search history—“ he pushes you off him and you have a giant grin on your face, “weirdo… are you a spy or somethin’?!” He mutters in mumbles as he try’s, key word: try’s, to go back to studying.

“Oh my gosh, I never thought the day would come where I’d see Katsuki Bakugo totally flustered.”

“Don’t say my name.” He try’s to change the subject but ears are still crimson red.

“It’s okay. I thought it was cute.”

“…” “Whatever.”

But you see him trying to hold back his smile.

“So you actually learned how to braid hair for me?” You ask.

“Shut up?!”