[lmaonade]

i got vaccinated yesterday and instead of my arm being sore woke up to a sore leg… okay

[roboticoperatingbud]

[heartologist]

[ID: two tumblr replies. the first reply is from @/sisterreisaid, and it reads, “Long needle.” the second reply is from @/thefabfreak, and it reads, “they missed?” end ID]

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles

[neo-soulless]

Let’s get to the root of the problem *swallows cock to the base*

[butterflikisses]

[tokidokifish]

i cannot get over at this newsstory. i CANNOT. i cannot believe that they paid someone to write a story about how people aren’t having children in the middle of a global pandemic that cost MILLIONS of people their jobs. this is the stupidest fucking thing i’ve ever seen!! do they think people are just sitting at home like “well can’t find any new series to binge, might as well have a fucking baby! that’s the next logical step, right?” i’m going to SCREAM.

[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[fudge-the-otter]

If you’re reading this please be nice to yourself today because you do matter

[muxer-rebelde-deactivated201310]

emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings, like always, are rendered invalid and silenced, forever damaging the ability to trust others with your feelings because they always are used against you.

[scope-dogg]

[mr-soft-banned]

valid target for home invasions

[roblox-oldhead-deactivated20210]

mark of the beast

[poipoipoi-2016]

[ephemeralhorror]

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

[aspectofachilles]

[orangehatposts-deactivated20220]

[camjamclassic]

[cotton-andy]

[friendlyfirestarter]

[powerfulwizard]

Sid from Toy Story did nothing wrong. He was just a weird artist. It’s not his fault that the toys refused to tell him that they’re sentient beings.

[deadgodjess]

He did steal and rearrange his sister's toys. Other than that agreed

[powerfulwizard]

He was 11, we’ve all been there

[akkacrow-deactivated20180119]

i wanted to draw some pokemon to turn into stickers but i got sooooo lazy, i ended up just doing these two, i dont think i will make anymore for a while hahaha;;;

[curseworm]

burdened with doomsday visions from the mold growing in my reusable water bottle

[someemochick]

[unclefather]

step bro! get out of my bedroom. your pussy smells rancid

[curlyhorns]

Hey so remember 6 years ago when I drew @pangur-and-grim‘s very gay cats? Consider this the sequel.

(Inspired by this romantic moment)

[pangur-and-grim]

holy shit