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"watching the odyssey in authentic IMAX, which crops out what the pitiful general public sees and delights my eyes solely with the exclusive upper and lower visions comprehensible only by a true cinephile"
JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg
Yes this movie was a watershed moment for special effects, yes the dinosaurs look damn good, yes they were a revelation in 1993 but also note that this is seven gifs of (really great) actors reacting to the presence of dinosaurs and one gif of dinosaurs.
To this I will also add Twister which on the one hand has Twisters, but also has a 30 minute segment where we hang out with Aunt Jo in her house (and then hit her with a twister now that we've made you care about Aunt Jo).
Even this scene points the camera back into the car a lot
English fans are having a day.
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Last night I rewatched Independence Day, which is not a tradition but I have done once or twice before around the holiday; and out of morbid curiosity I also essentially "skimmed" through the 2016 sequel Resurgence. Man, is that film bad! It is bad for a lot of boring, everyday reasons, which aren't worth explaining. But it also just isn't hitting one of the key things that made the original good? To clarify, the original film is very stupid, and hammy, but it is still good! Hammy, stupid movies are a genre, right - they just have to do interesting stuff around the hammy, stupid frame. And one of the cool things Independence Day does is that it's opening ~30 minutes are this smorgasbord montage of 90's Peak Technology:
Even the less intensive scenes in this setup, like the President's White House sections, are him on the phone, watching TV news, etc. This whole arc culminates in this great moment where Jeff Goldblum's character, standing in the middle of his NYC TV station office, has every screen in the room, previously displaying a million different station feeds, all cutting at once to the President's emergency broadcast:
And then of course it zoom-transitions to the actual speech - a great shot, the directing in this film is quite good. But I think if you were explaining to Naive Joe Suit on the production committee that you want to spend a quarter of your location budget and run time on five different scenes of mainly bit characters reading signals data that is all telling us the same thing - Aliens Are Coming! - he would instantly veto you. Get to the point of the film!
Except this is the point of the film - this entire montage is a literal propaganda reel of the might and technological sophistication of 90's America. It is all of our power, genius, and collective effort, operating a panopticon of threat awareness and neutralization. These scenes are the same ones that open up with establishing shots of the Statue of Liberty and the National Mall, symbols of American Greatness. The film wants you to feel the strength and reach of the modern military apparatus that 90's America, hegemon of the world, had built.
And then of course, it all gets fucking blown up by aliens!
All of that might is completely useless against a far more technologically superior foe. Brick by brick, the cities die, bases get blown up, the nukes fail, and all of it done via the aliens hijacking our own satellites. Then our plucky protagonists strike back, not with more techno-dakka, but instead with human ingenuity; commandeering a crashed alien vessel to deliver a computer virus to turn their own systems against them, coordinated across the globe via old school, analogue morse code:
Yeah, Independence Day has themes! They aren't smart themes, it doesn't have anything to say about technology or whatever, but emotionally they work to make you feel the Disaster Movie of it all. The film puts a lot of time into painting a picture of real America; an actual place the audience can recognize, understand, be attached to, have stakes in, before it destroys it all.
And the sequel, of course, does none of that. It doesn't take place in real America - it is some sci-fi future global defense alliance reverse-engineered alien technology bullshit America. Every establishing shot is CGI, they have military bases on the moon, they launch fake weapons at fake aliens who blow up fake cities. I am not even bothering with screenshots. They would be pictures of some buildings from a computer - who cares? I was already blowing up computer cities with aliens in Sim City when I was a kid; what do I need you for movie?
The irony here is that the original Independence Day is the most 90's movie ever, by putting the actuality of 90's America on screen for you. And the sequel is the most 2010's movie ever... by showing you nothing real at all. Just CGI slop in service of a paint-by-numbers plot for a cash-in sequel with a requisite quota of callbacks to tickle your memory of a better film. I guess that counts as a theme?
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Also, to end on a tangent: every other scene in the sequel involves nods to China as the joint-lead on everything, supplying the moon base with space milk (not a comedic exaggeration!) and such because it was 2016 and back then Hollywood was still trying to appease the CCP-censors to capture China's domestic market share via patriotism fanservice. Honestly I am not even mad about this part? It is so intensely over-the-top that it kinda just works; like yeah okay this is part of the worldbuilding now, in this future China and the US have fully merged their militaries, cool. But it is just another way the film is so hopelessly of the 2010's!
in this future China and the US have fully merged their militaries, cool
I mean, if aliens came and blew up every major city and we spent the next couple of decades going "Oh lord, they're coming BACK", I assure you we would have at least talked to China.
🔥 public transit, particularly where you live
The single most important aspect of a bus or subway or etc system is whether service is frequent and reliable enough that you can walk up to a station without checking the schedule first in the confident knowledge something will pull up in 10 minutes or less. Nothing less is really going to compete against private cars among people who have the choice, and if you can provide that it will forgive a multitude of other sins.
As a matter of triaging scarce resource (and fuck knows funding for public transport always seems scarce), ensuring this level of service on core, busy routes is far more important than gesturing at comprehensive service with once-every-90-minute-if-nothing-breaks routes everywhere.
I would also add that there is zero way to compete with cars in 15 minutes.
15 minutes in a car is like 5 miles unless I'm near an onramp, then it's about 12 in that one specific direction. (I live next to the second largest interchange in the metro area on a road with timed lights. I eyeball it at about 50 square miles) 45 minutes on the NYC subway is a couple of boroughs. By distance it's not very far, but there's a lot going on there so it's basically like driving around Greater Cleveland. 15 minutes is NOTHING.
Thus for day to day common errands, you must have enough density that I always have things I use regularly (groceries, pharmacy) within true walking distance. /PS: This is the happy version of 15 minute neighborhoods. Local things are local, things I don't use so often that are for whole-metro (the art museum), but also my dentist who I see twice a year are a subway ride.
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"oh, I used to be afraid of mob rule. But Americans are such a docile people nowadays. The mob is tamed. They don't storm court houses. They don't ride people out on a rail. I doubt they even know how to tar and feather people. So yeah. I think this horde of mmorpg enemies is perfectly safe to make president"
What's 3 orders of magnitude between friends
How's it going fellow white people.
We hear plenty of complaints about treating white as the default, except for here. They do it with pretty much all races.
Among other things, it's common enough that you might move "Asian" out of model minority status here (and the Hispanic/black numbers look insanely worse).
While also noting that this would run into the usual spectrum issues where East Asia is good and the Middle East is bad and the further you sweep along that arc, the worse things get.
allowing myself one little bit of conspiracy slop about this before i make myself stop, but i do low key wonder if russia didn't assassinate lindsey graham. like he was recently in ukraine and for all his many, MANY faults, he was a fairly staunch supporter of ukraine and the us sending aid to them, and he also had trump's ear to a certain extent. russia is also infamous for using various kinds of poisons deployed in weird ways to attempt (and sometimes succeed in) assassinations abroad (and domestically).
i should add that i only 20-30% kind of believe this, but a few other things:
while 71 is old, in this day and age, if you are affluent and can afford good healthcare in the united states and don't have any known preexisting health conditions, 71 is kind of young to drop dead of a random "sudden illness". not unheard of, but unusual.
i wouldn't put it past putin/the russian government to have entertained an idea like this, whether or not they would actually go through with it. i don't think the fact that he's a trump ally would make the idea less appealing to them, and in fact might potentially put even MORE of a target on his back as he's one of the few people close to trump who is explicitly pro-ukraine.
again, i'm sure he probably had a stroke or a heart attack or something, but nowadays, if a seemingly healthy politician facing reelection suddenly drops dead out of nowhere, it's not so far-fetched that people are speculating and it is frankly on his people to quell those speculations 🤷♀️
He had a heart attack after multiple international flights in short succession at an age that is two years older than his own father died of a heart attack.
The conspiracy theories exist for a reason but if you wanted a completely deniable setup, this is it.
How's it going fellow white people.
Lindsey Graham’s predecessor in the Senate was a candidate in the 1948 presidential election