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DO NOT FEAR ❌️ FOR YOUR LOCAL QUEER IS HERE 🗣🔥🔥🔥 (she/they)

[sinnerinwonderland]

i won't elaborate further, but this.

[thirdset]

JANNIK SINNER 2026 ITALIAN OPEN · SF

[sinnerism]

do you guys remember when 19 yo jannik called zverev a bitch

[jellywateropal]

dog 2026

Time taken: 1h 07

Programs: Infinite Painter & IbisPaint

based off a dream I had.

[jellywateropal]

dog 2026

Time taken: 1h 07

Programs: Infinite Painter & IbisPaint

based off a dream I had.

[cripsy-cunt]

[jellywateropal]

It feels so nice to know that I can just come back on this app after how long and just say whatever batshit crazy stuff I want and it'll all be awesome sauce

[awkwardosthe3rd]

Attempting to channel an aesthetic

[sin-of-shion]

look, WOLF, prairie dog, ronzell whatever the fuck your name is we don't fuck with you or anybody else here alright??? you stay the fuck out of our way and we'll stay out of yours. capisce????

[calllynx]

The shape of love

[i-merani]

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

A whole lot of military films will be coming out soon. You'll see older ones showing up on streaming service and new ones soon to follow. Sure, a few are, in fact, very good movies. But here's the caution:

Any film featuring the US military is paid for by the US military. They have the final word on what comes out. These films are recruitment tools. Same applies to TV shows, and doubtless many will soon be showing up.

Do not be fooled by these films and shows. They are designed to bring in new recruits. When these are released, there is a surge in new people enlisting in the military. These recruits swiftly discover they were fed bullshit, but now they're stuck due to a contract. Going AWOL, away without leave, is desertion. You will be caught and put on trial for desertion, and they are not light with the sentencing.

Please, for the love of fuck, do not enlist with the military. You are cannon fodder. They do not care about you.

Recruiters are told to lie. To do whatever it fucking takes to enlist new people. Do not fucking fall for it.

These films and shows are recruitment tools paid for by the military. It's why they're so big, glamorous, and quickly made. Enjoy what you see, but don't sign up. It's a fucking lie.

[startledoctopus]

if you have signed up, you have a year to quit due to "failure to adapt" with minimal consequences to you ("it's not you it's me")

if you want to quit, no matter how long you've been in, these folks may be able to help you https://girightshotline.org/

Are you in the military or thinking about joining? Are you unsure of where to get reliable answers? Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-

[catchymemes]

[friendlynoodles]

paintings of my cat Noodle over the years

[pigswithwings]

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

[walk-up-songs]

A forever banger from da share zone

[livingfictionsystem]

A lot of pop psychology gets thrown around and since I already have a headache, here's preventing you lot from making it worse.

Love-bombing: A manipulation tactic of increasing affection and grand gestures before or after doing something abusive, specifically to weasel one's way out of consequences.

What it is not: A streak of affection and generosity towards friends/loved ones.

Trauma-bonding: Knowingly traumatizing someone to take advantage of their vulnerable state, to then act like the "hero" or the one who cheers them up.

What it is not: Bonding over similar traumas.

Gaslighting: *Knowingly* convincing someone they cannot trust their own perception of a situation in pursuit of one's own narrative.

What it is not: Misaligned perception of events.

Narcissist: Someone afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, a traumagenic cluster B disorder, that struggles with self-obsession, paranoia, craving validity from the public, delusions of grandeur, and social disconnection.

It is not: Your rubbish ex that cheated on you.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

-Xanthe

[nasty-dawg]

love doing the condescending, mocking little "yeah?" to someone when i fuck them. gritting my teeth through it, feeling so much power over them.

"oh, yeah? you like that, sweetheart? yeah? yeah? you gonna cum? huh? you close already, huh?"

[strwbryslut]

ohhhh my fucking god need. need please. fuck