Stupid, Sadistic & Suicidal

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[rifles]

[susurrations]

[Image description: Jenny Holzer, Marquees, 1993. Shot on film by Don Shewey. 

Photo 1: Turn soft and lovely any time you have a chance

Photo 2: It is in your self-interest to find a way to be very tender]

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Someone: Steve Rogers is straight

Me:

[funnypages]

Deadpool and Spiderman: Heartmates.

[deejay]

Beyoncé is Thanos.

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1. Beyonce (2009)

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2. Beyonce - Single Ladies (also featured in Dr.Strange)

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3. Beyonce with Scott Lang performing Single Ladies.

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4. Beyonce Pepsi Ad - Grown Woman (2013)

https://youtu.be/ztpgEy3bCZA

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5. “Beyoncé exists in the MCU, as she was name-dropped in Doctor Strange. And Wong is a part of the Beyhive, canonically.”

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6. Beyonce after getting a new infinity stone

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7. “The end is near. When I’m done, half of Destinys Child will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. I hope they remember you.” - Beythanos

[horrifying]

[seatrench]

Frozen methane bubbles under Lake Baikal,  Siberia

(source)

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[pupcosmos]

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[rileywrites-parker]

Most realistic scene in Homecoming: pretending to be interested in another person’s distractions when you’re privately experiencing identity crisis and internally panicking.

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am:

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

this bitch empty

YEET

[decayr]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

if you could smell like anything by default at all times what would you smell like tell me in the tags I wanna smell like almond butter, honey, and damp moss

[twinkfl0yd]

from what i’ve seen wlw tumblr is like a group of girls at a sleepover talking about how pretty girls are and how much they want girlfriends meanwhile over here in mlm tumblr it’s like a national geographic special about twinks competing for mates

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

I’m the boss binch of sapiosexual tumblr and over here we smokin wet and speedreading ancient Egyptian texts and scrolls

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