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[psychofactz]

[ultrafacts]

Alex (1976 – September 6, 2007) had a vocabulary of over 100 words, but was exceptional in that he appeared to have understanding of what he said. For example, when Alex was shown an object and was asked about its shape, color, or material, he could label it correctly. He could understand that a key was a key no matter what its size or color, and could figure out how the key was different from others. One day, he asked what color he was, and learned “grey” after being told the answer six times. This made him the first non-human animal to have ever asked an existential question. [x]

Alex’s last words were also “You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.” [x] 

These were the same words that Alex would say every day when his owner left the lab.

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[mandopony]

“You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.”

a parrot actually said these words, and meant it, before he died.

I’m getting choked up

[twilighttheunicorn]

Alex the parrot is actually one of my favorite animal intelligence stories/examples. What a smart birb.

[kimreesesdaughter]

Why am I emotional right now?

[jemnny]

I want to share this, but i want to delete all comments cuz the fucking “birb” bullshit,but doing so would erase the story too. So whatever. Its a fucking bird tho.

[rubyredwisp]

[notintheloop-blog]

[ruinedchildhood]

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

[notgaysex]

also, his entire reason for why he's "not gay" wasn't that he didn't have an attraction to or interest in men, it was just that those things he did feel couldn't possibly be real, because god. poor mac :(

I know ;_;

[jemnny]

I feel bad for Mac and folks like him who are brainwashed by retarded religious bullshit.

[funnypicturesposts]

“I couldn’t find this little girl’s parents so I trapped her with dinosaurs so she wouldn’t run off while I find them.”

[neopolitanfox]

Chaotic good.

[macbethheadband]

things i want in season 12 of always sunny:

more dee

episodes surrounding sweet dee

more sub-plots for dee

to see more dee reynolds

showing off kaitlin olsons comedic talents as sweet dee

more of dennis(’s sister dee)

deandra “sweet dee” reynolds

kaitlin olson as dee

for mac to stop slicking his hair back

more dee

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

[biddie5]

omfg

[bustyig]

[sluts-love-slaps]

Punch bag bitch.

[jemnny]

would love a go a them. 

[psychofactz]

[jemnny]

Its why you can lie so good when pissed off

[fancyacrylicnails]

[jemnny]

♥

[markgreenes]

the gang + dril tweets (pt 2)

[psychofactz]

[bluespock-blog]

[psychofactz]

[jemnny]

I was bought make up flowers. And I picked to go with blue nails instead of the French style, so save that style for later this month when I go on a weekendcation to be as papers and sissy as I can. It is wonderful to stop the nasty repression after the past 6 years of being told to be a man and how wrong crossdressing is. Long nails, wigs, things and panties, lingerie to bed, heels anytime I go out, not a single stimulate article of guy clothing... I'm finally me again!

[fancyacrylicnails]

[jemnny]

Fucking love