follow me into nowhere

I'll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams.

[jenemesouvienspas]

"I think green is kind of whorish."

"I don't know I don't think it's that bad..." Okay so it was a rather short dress and she was flipping her hair a lot but Kyoko was sure that that didn't make the girl a whore. Maybe she was talking to the guy next to Togami instead of - No she'd touched his arm...

"Okay yeah, she's flirting but it's only fair to call her a whore if she carries on after she's been told he's taken."

[kurtxrearchive-deactivated20161]

LEAVE ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION (THE OFFICE EDITION)

"Don’t fall in love with me, kid."

"I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it."

"I’m sorry I misinterpreted our friendship."

"Does that include "that’s what she said"?"

"I think green is kind of whorish."

"Always the Padawan, never the Jedi."

“You could be hot, too, if you made any effort at all.”

"Did I stutter?"

"I’m sorry about your cat."

“It has to be official, and it has to be urine.”

“I was just… I’m in love with you.”

“You can’t fire me, I don’t work in this van.”

"You already did me."

"Why you always gotta be so mean to me?"

"Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse."

"You couldn’t handle my undivided attention."

"I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”

"You know what. I had a great time at prom. And no one said "yes" to that either."

"I’ve done a lot more for a lot less."

"What part of "shorn’t" don’t you understand?"

"I can’t really imagine you yelling at anyone."

"I’m just gonna skip the what and go right to why."

"Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave."

"I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t want to go to."

"Of course I’m serious. And don’t call me Shirley."

"This is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in my entire life."

"I will grant you one wish."

"Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?"

"Was that hot or what?"

"I can’t believe I started the fire."

"What was the worst part about prison? The dementors."

"Their breadsticks are like crack."

"They say you only live once, and I’m about to prove it."

"I know about your diabolical plan."

"Ever since I was a little kid, like eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind."

"BFD. Engaged ain’t married."

"You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis."

"Looks like there’s gonna be a clean up on aisle five."

"Desperate times call for desperate measures."

“Remember on Lost, when they met the others?”

"Who do you think you are?"

"Every little boy fantasizes about his fairytale wedding."

"There are two things I am passionate about: recycling and revenge."