JenifaTaughtMe

Jennifer...perfectly flawed. Short brown and generally friendly with a penchant for intelligent people and screwdrivers (the drink, not the tool). Known for extreme sarcasm and speaking out of turn. Easily annoyed. Appreciator (and abuser) of African American colloquialisms and non-standard English. Law & Order fanatic. Can typically be found in a bookstore or near a chalkboard. Notorious for laughing at inappropriate times. Addicted to Sudoku and orange sodas. In love with Burt's Bees Lip Balm and Stevie Wonder. Tattooed, pierced, and scarred. Loving, caring, and cute.

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[nerdsandthebees-deactivated2021]

this has been a psa

[jenifataughtme]

[jenifataughtme]

Folk always assumed black women would recover but never really cared if black women recovered.

from Heavy by Kiese Laymon

[miiriya]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

All they was missing is “well I dont really like to open up cuz I was hurt before in the past”

[kingwildex-deactivated20190919]

The slander 😭😭😭😭😭

[kimreesesdaughter]

I could not find one lie.

[thelastexhaledangel]

This got me mad and made me laugh.

[im-a-deceptikhan]

Her face when he said he sells dick on the side 💀💀💀

[nxio]

100% accurate!!!!!!!

[rogueavantgarde]

😭😂😭😂😭😭

[songstresss-deactivated20211002]

LMFAO YO

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfaooooooooo bruh what weirdo niggas do y’all be talking to 😂😂

[fukkce]

[sexwitsockson]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[fishmalazahn]

[aidashakur]

😭😭😭😭

[kravemychocolatekurves]

I can hear this whole conversation in my head…po James lmao

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

author: so in this world there are immortal fire-breathing dragons

everybody: cool!

author: also half the army is female

everybody: um, isn’t that a bit unrealistic? :/

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

author: there are a dozen+ sentient species including orcs, elves, and entities that should be dead but somehow aren’t

everybody: cool!

author: and a lot of them are poc

everybody: how does that? make sense?

[9d6problems]

author: alright, so people can pretty much rewrite the laws of reality by thinking about it hard enough, so anything is possible

everybody: makes sense

author: also several of the characters are not straight

everybody: what else even is there?

[black-0rpheus]

“I have written a poem for a woman who rides a bus in New York City. She’s a maid, she has two shopping bags. When the bus stops abruptly, she laughs. If the bus stops slowly, she laughs. I thought, ‘Mmm, a-ha.’ Now, if you don’t know black features, you may think she’s laughing. But she wasn’t laughing. She was simply extending her lips and making a sound. I said, ‘Oh, I see.’ That’s that survival apparatus. Now, let me write about that to honor this woman who helps us to survive.” Maya Angelou: And Still I Rise (2016) dir. Rita Coburn & Bob Hercules

[okayysophia]

[ya-cali]

Don’t take my kindness for weakness keep ya bS

[colachampagnedad]

just seen a tweet that said “drake is for guys who close refrigerators with their hips” and i wanna pass out lmfao

[juelzsantanabandana]

Bruhhh I’m DYING why he do that nigga like that 😭

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[ghostbustinggays]

ok this keeps coming on my dash and every time the notes are filled with people being like WHAT IS THIS so i am HERE TO ENLIGHTEN YOU, FRIENDS

this is from the musical Firebringer which is free to watch on Youtube. it’s by Team StarKid of A Very Potter Musical fame (think you recognize the girl singing? that’s Lauren Lopez, also known as the funniest Draco Malfoy the world has ever seen)

anyway, Firebringer is a female-driven, hilarious musical about bisexual cavewomen and you are going to want to watch it. trust me.

WATCH FIREBRINGER!

[bookwyrm-in-space]

Our entire office sings this at least once a week.

[jenifataughtme]

Me. Tomorrow...and every day until the school year ends.

[fuckyeahafricans]

Little girl teaches her little sisters how to read: “if you get this one right, imma give you some money outta my child support”…Turns to mommy “child support in yet?” 😂😂😂

[gthekingred-deactivated20230927]

bruh lol