conundrum of carnage

Pamela Jenkins is open for questions. she/her. Former Jigsaw Killer sensationalist. {ask blog following the events of SAW VI}

[overratedandpathetic]

Hello, is this David? My name is Pamela Jenkins, I’m a reporter investigating a high profile case and I believe that your brother, Adam Faulkner-Stanheight, is involved. He offered me a bribe to keep quiet on the matter which leads me to believe he’s not fully innocent. I was hoping you’d be able to get me the information I need. If he’s in any way associated with this, it could be detrimental to him. Keep in touch. - @jenkins-notebook

Hello there, Pamela. I would send a link will all the information you need, but I don't think even this shithole website would let me post a link to a website containing step by step instructions on how to give yourself carbon monoxide poisioning.

[jenkins-notebook]

Snarky one, aren’t you. I’d be careful David, threats like that could get you in trouble someday. Especially since your brother tells me you’re a lawyer. Is this true?

You know, there’s a level of caution to take if you want to represent your loved one in court.

[jenkins-notebook]

Went down an investigative rabbit hole last night and I didn’t realize how late it was until I called one of my sources and they begrudgingly told me it was three o’clock in the morning.

[eastons-journal]

Oh dear, I hope you got enough sleep despite that. I told you to take care of yourself!

I’m excited to see you, by the way. Josh found me some lovely bugs I pinned. I definitely don’t have one framed and wrapped up…

Well, anyway. I hope the story-going is going, well, well.

[jenkins-notebook]

I had to run out for an early morning report so not too much sleep… I am taking care of myself, I just lost track of time!

Excited to see you too. I promise I won’t fall asleep at the dinner table.

[eastons-journal]

Haha, good :) oh, I sent you an ask about this, but I wanted to ask: I saw you getting mixed up with that Adam kid. He’s trouble. What’s he done now?

[jenkins-notebook]

You know him? He definitely seems like trouble. I’m led to believe he’s involved in a case I’m investigating.

Don’t worry. I’ve got it handled.

[eastons-journal]

Yes, word gets around. He does some small-time shoplifting and graffiti downtown, I’ve heard. He’s a menace. That being said, I’m glad you have it handled. I’d hate for someone like him to drag you down.

[jenkins-notebook]

Oh, he won’t drag me down. Not if I can help it.

His brother appears to be a menace too. Must run in the family…

[eastons-journal]

Oh gosh… you’ve met him now? I haven’t had the… pleasure, myself. I think i’d like to keep it that way.

He’s not really involved in anything that serious, right? I mean he’s definitely not an angel but he always seemed misguided to me.

[s0ftboyst0ner]

i am an angel

[jenkins-notebook]

Oh, Adam. Funny seeing you here.

Did you get that lawyer yet?

[s0ftboyst0ner]

oh fuck uhhh… yeah my lawyer is my brother go talk to him he’ll sort this out!!!

[jenkins-notebook]

Your brother is a lawyer?

[s0ftboyst0ner]

Um i dont know

[jenkins-notebook]

Then why did you just say he’s your lawyer?

[s0ftboyst0ner]

I dont know ask him im not allowed to have conversations anymore

[jenkins-notebook]

Hm. I think I will.

[jenkins-notebook]

Went down an investigative rabbit hole last night and I didn’t realize how late it was until I called one of my sources and they begrudgingly told me it was three o’clock in the morning.

[eastons-journal]

Oh dear, I hope you got enough sleep despite that. I told you to take care of yourself!

I’m excited to see you, by the way. Josh found me some lovely bugs I pinned. I definitely don’t have one framed and wrapped up…

Well, anyway. I hope the story-going is going, well, well.

[jenkins-notebook]

I had to run out for an early morning report so not too much sleep… I am taking care of myself, I just lost track of time!

Excited to see you too. I promise I won’t fall asleep at the dinner table.

[eastons-journal]

Haha, good :) oh, I sent you an ask about this, but I wanted to ask: I saw you getting mixed up with that Adam kid. He’s trouble. What’s he done now?

[jenkins-notebook]

You know him? He definitely seems like trouble. I’m led to believe he’s involved in a case I’m investigating.

Don’t worry. I’ve got it handled.

[eastons-journal]

Yes, word gets around. He does some small-time shoplifting and graffiti downtown, I’ve heard. He’s a menace. That being said, I’m glad you have it handled. I’d hate for someone like him to drag you down.

[jenkins-notebook]

Oh, he won’t drag me down. Not if I can help it.

His brother appears to be a menace too. Must run in the family…

[eastons-journal]

Oh gosh… you’ve met him now? I haven’t had the… pleasure, myself. I think i’d like to keep it that way.

He’s not really involved in anything that serious, right? I mean he’s definitely not an angel but he always seemed misguided to me.

[s0ftboyst0ner]

i am an angel

[jenkins-notebook]

Oh, Adam. Funny seeing you here.

Did you get that lawyer yet?

[s0ftboyst0ner]

oh fuck uhhh… yeah my lawyer is my brother go talk to him he’ll sort this out!!!

[jenkins-notebook]

Your brother is a lawyer?

[s0ftboyst0ner]

Um i dont know

[jenkins-notebook]

Then why did you just say he’s your lawyer?

[jenkins-notebook]

Went down an investigative rabbit hole last night and I didn’t realize how late it was until I called one of my sources and they begrudgingly told me it was three o’clock in the morning.

[eastons-journal]

Oh dear, I hope you got enough sleep despite that. I told you to take care of yourself!

I’m excited to see you, by the way. Josh found me some lovely bugs I pinned. I definitely don’t have one framed and wrapped up…

Well, anyway. I hope the story-going is going, well, well.

[jenkins-notebook]

I had to run out for an early morning report so not too much sleep… I am taking care of myself, I just lost track of time!

Excited to see you too. I promise I won’t fall asleep at the dinner table.

[eastons-journal]

Haha, good :) oh, I sent you an ask about this, but I wanted to ask: I saw you getting mixed up with that Adam kid. He’s trouble. What’s he done now?

[jenkins-notebook]

You know him? He definitely seems like trouble. I’m led to believe he’s involved in a case I’m investigating.

Don’t worry. I’ve got it handled.

[eastons-journal]

Yes, word gets around. He does some small-time shoplifting and graffiti downtown, I’ve heard. He’s a menace. That being said, I’m glad you have it handled. I’d hate for someone like him to drag you down.

[jenkins-notebook]

Oh, he won’t drag me down. Not if I can help it.

His brother appears to be a menace too. Must run in the family…

[eastons-journal]

Oh gosh… you’ve met him now? I haven’t had the… pleasure, myself. I think i’d like to keep it that way.

He’s not really involved in anything that serious, right? I mean he’s definitely not an angel but he always seemed misguided to me.

[s0ftboyst0ner]

i am an angel

[jenkins-notebook]

Oh, Adam. Funny seeing you here.

Did you get that lawyer yet?

[s0ftboyst0ner]

oh fuck uhhh… yeah my lawyer is my brother go talk to him he’ll sort this out!!!

[jenkins-notebook]

Your brother is a lawyer?

[jenkins-notebook]

Went down an investigative rabbit hole last night and I didn’t realize how late it was until I called one of my sources and they begrudgingly told me it was three o’clock in the morning.

[eastons-journal]

Oh dear, I hope you got enough sleep despite that. I told you to take care of yourself!

I’m excited to see you, by the way. Josh found me some lovely bugs I pinned. I definitely don’t have one framed and wrapped up…

Well, anyway. I hope the story-going is going, well, well.

[jenkins-notebook]

I had to run out for an early morning report so not too much sleep… I am taking care of myself, I just lost track of time!

Excited to see you too. I promise I won’t fall asleep at the dinner table.

[eastons-journal]

Haha, good :) oh, I sent you an ask about this, but I wanted to ask: I saw you getting mixed up with that Adam kid. He’s trouble. What’s he done now?

[jenkins-notebook]

You know him? He definitely seems like trouble. I’m led to believe he’s involved in a case I’m investigating.

Don’t worry. I’ve got it handled.

[eastons-journal]

Yes, word gets around. He does some small-time shoplifting and graffiti downtown, I’ve heard. He’s a menace. That being said, I’m glad you have it handled. I’d hate for someone like him to drag you down.

[jenkins-notebook]

Oh, he won’t drag me down. Not if I can help it.

His brother appears to be a menace too. Must run in the family…

[eastons-journal]

Oh gosh… you’ve met him now? I haven’t had the… pleasure, myself. I think i’d like to keep it that way.

He’s not really involved in anything that serious, right? I mean he’s definitely not an angel but he always seemed misguided to me.

[s0ftboyst0ner]

i am an angel

[jenkins-notebook]

Oh, Adam. Funny seeing you here.

Did you get that lawyer yet?

[jenkins-notebook]

Went down an investigative rabbit hole last night and I didn’t realize how late it was until I called one of my sources and they begrudgingly told me it was three o’clock in the morning.

[eastons-journal]

Oh dear, I hope you got enough sleep despite that. I told you to take care of yourself!

I’m excited to see you, by the way. Josh found me some lovely bugs I pinned. I definitely don’t have one framed and wrapped up…

Well, anyway. I hope the story-going is going, well, well.

[jenkins-notebook]

I had to run out for an early morning report so not too much sleep… I am taking care of myself, I just lost track of time!

Excited to see you too. I promise I won’t fall asleep at the dinner table.

[eastons-journal]

Haha, good :) oh, I sent you an ask about this, but I wanted to ask: I saw you getting mixed up with that Adam kid. He’s trouble. What’s he done now?

[jenkins-notebook]

You know him? He definitely seems like trouble. I’m led to believe he’s involved in a case I’m investigating.

Don’t worry. I’ve got it handled.

[eastons-journal]

Yes, word gets around. He does some small-time shoplifting and graffiti downtown, I’ve heard. He’s a menace. That being said, I’m glad you have it handled. I’d hate for someone like him to drag you down.

[jenkins-notebook]

Oh, he won’t drag me down. Not if I can help it.

His brother appears to be a menace too. Must run in the family…

[jenkins-notebook]

Went down an investigative rabbit hole last night and I didn’t realize how late it was until I called one of my sources and they begrudgingly told me it was three o’clock in the morning.

[eastons-journal]

Oh dear, I hope you got enough sleep despite that. I told you to take care of yourself!

I’m excited to see you, by the way. Josh found me some lovely bugs I pinned. I definitely don’t have one framed and wrapped up…

Well, anyway. I hope the story-going is going, well, well.

[jenkins-notebook]

I had to run out for an early morning report so not too much sleep… I am taking care of myself, I just lost track of time!

Excited to see you too. I promise I won’t fall asleep at the dinner table.

[eastons-journal]

Haha, good :) oh, I sent you an ask about this, but I wanted to ask: I saw you getting mixed up with that Adam kid. He’s trouble. What’s he done now?

[jenkins-notebook]

You know him? He definitely seems like trouble. I’m led to believe he’s involved in a case I’m investigating.

Don’t worry. I’ve got it handled.

[jenkins-notebook]

Went down an investigative rabbit hole last night and I didn’t realize how late it was until I called one of my sources and they begrudgingly told me it was three o’clock in the morning.

[eastons-journal]

Oh dear, I hope you got enough sleep despite that. I told you to take care of yourself!

I’m excited to see you, by the way. Josh found me some lovely bugs I pinned. I definitely don’t have one framed and wrapped up…

Well, anyway. I hope the story-going is going, well, well.

[jenkins-notebook]

I had to run out for an early morning report so not too much sleep… I am taking care of myself, I just lost track of time!

Excited to see you too. I promise I won’t fall asleep at the dinner table.

[jenkins-notebook]

Went down an investigative rabbit hole last night and I didn’t realize how late it was until I called one of my sources and they begrudgingly told me it was three o’clock in the morning.

[eastons-journal]

Hey Will, it’s Pamela. I hope you don’t mind me dropping in on you like this. How are you doing? - @jenkins-notebook

Oh— hello Pamela. It’s been a minute… I can’t say I’m not surprised to see you here. Pleasantly, that is.

Yes but, I’m doing surprisingly well. My new boyfriend Josh and I moved in. And I’ve been growing my bug collection. I have a really pretty green butterfly I pinned a while back above my nightstand now.

How about you? How have you been faring?

[jenkins-notebook]

That’s really good to hear. I miss your bugs! I still have the moth you gave me hung up in my living room. And the two butterflies are in my bedroom, of course.

I’ve been good. Busy, busy... it feels like I’ve been running all over the city lately. But distractions are nice. Tell Josh I say hi.

[eastons-journal]

Ah, my bugs miss you as well, I’m sure sis :) I’m glad you like them.

Oh yes, I forgot you were back at it. I’m happy for you— I haven’t really picked up another job yet. Relying on Josh… its been hard. But hey, you two should absolutely meet! Maybe dinner sometime. At our place, of course. No need spending all that money on a fancy restaurant.

I’ll tell him, and I’m sure he’ll be happy to hear from you :) what story are you working on right now? I’m sure you’ll knock it out of the park, as usual

[jenkins-notebook]

Hey, don’t worry about it. It’ll take time. I just couldn’t hold back my investigative itch for too long! :)

Funny you should mention, my schedule just opened up. I would love to have dinner. Who’s cooking? Should I bring something??

And thanks Will. I’m investigating this high profile drug dealer at the moment. It was pretty mediocre at first glance, but I’ve stumbled upon some interesting things lately. I can give you the whole ramble over dinner if you’d like. That is if Josh doesn’t mind, uh, murder.

[eastons-journal]

Haha, I don’t blame you. I know you too well to think you would rest too long. Make sure you’re taking care of yourself!

Oh wonderful! Hm, how about Josh and I do the main course and you cook up a side or two? That way we’ll set it up together :) You can always come over early to cook, by the way. My apartment is a lot smaller than my last though, I’m afraid.

It’s a little difficult for him to be around anything related to guns, but if you’re able to leave anything like that out, we’d absolutely love to hear your thoughts. I’ve told Josh a lot about you, you know.

I’ve missed you.

[jenkins-notebook]

I promise I am! Not sure what’s up with me, I can’t ever seem to slow down, haha.

And that sounds perfect for dinner! I’ll try to keep out any gun-related details for Josh.

I’ve missed you too.

[eastons-journal]

Ok, wonderful! 😁

Unrelated, but… I’d like to talk about it, when you’re ready. I don’t want in to be the elephant in the room our entire lives. …right?

[jenkins-notebook]

Oh. No, you’re right…

Um, how about we just focus on dinner first? I just…need a little bit. Okay?

[eastons-journal]

Hey Will, it’s Pamela. I hope you don’t mind me dropping in on you like this. How are you doing? - @jenkins-notebook

Oh— hello Pamela. It’s been a minute… I can’t say I’m not surprised to see you here. Pleasantly, that is.

Yes but, I’m doing surprisingly well. My new boyfriend Josh and I moved in. And I’ve been growing my bug collection. I have a really pretty green butterfly I pinned a while back above my nightstand now.

How about you? How have you been faring?

[jenkins-notebook]

That’s really good to hear. I miss your bugs! I still have the moth you gave me hung up in my living room. And the two butterflies are in my bedroom, of course.

I’ve been good. Busy, busy... it feels like I’ve been running all over the city lately. But distractions are nice. Tell Josh I say hi.

[eastons-journal]

Ah, my bugs miss you as well, I’m sure sis :) I’m glad you like them.

Oh yes, I forgot you were back at it. I’m happy for you— I haven’t really picked up another job yet. Relying on Josh… its been hard. But hey, you two should absolutely meet! Maybe dinner sometime. At our place, of course. No need spending all that money on a fancy restaurant.

I’ll tell him, and I’m sure he’ll be happy to hear from you :) what story are you working on right now? I’m sure you’ll knock it out of the park, as usual

[jenkins-notebook]

Hey, don’t worry about it. It’ll take time. I just couldn’t hold back my investigative itch for too long! :)

Funny you should mention, my schedule just opened up. I would love to have dinner. Who’s cooking? Should I bring something??

And thanks Will. I’m investigating this high profile drug dealer at the moment. It was pretty mediocre at first glance, but I’ve stumbled upon some interesting things lately. I can give you the whole ramble over dinner if you’d like. That is if Josh doesn’t mind, uh, murder.

[eastons-journal]

Haha, I don’t blame you. I know you too well to think you would rest too long. Make sure you’re taking care of yourself!

Oh wonderful! Hm, how about Josh and I do the main course and you cook up a side or two? That way we’ll set it up together :) You can always come over early to cook, by the way. My apartment is a lot smaller than my last though, I’m afraid.

It’s a little difficult for him to be around anything related to guns, but if you’re able to leave anything like that out, we’d absolutely love to hear your thoughts. I’ve told Josh a lot about you, you know.

I’ve missed you.

[jenkins-notebook]

I promise I am! Not sure what’s up with me, I can’t ever seem to slow down, haha.

And that sounds perfect for dinner! I’ll try to keep out any gun-related details for Josh.

I’ve missed you too.

[jenkins-notebook]

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey so, uh, ik we’re not like on the best of terms? I think we got off on the wrong foot. Listen if my brother finds out about the investigation he’s gonna murder me alive so how can i bribe you to investigate me…. Quietly ????? Help

- @s0ftboyst0ner (you don’t have to investigate my url. its legal now)

A bribe? Interesting.

Frankly, you getting murdered by your brother is none of my concern, and if anything, it might liven up my story. So, what’s in it for me?

[s0ftboyst0ner]

Oh fuck oh fuck

I dont know man. i’m broke!

What if…. Uhhh…….. do you smoke? I’ll share my stash. Uh, you probably dont though… if my brother kills me you’ll have a LOT less stories

Whats more important? One big one? Or a lot of stupid ones????

[jenkins-notebook]

You offered me a bribe when you’re broke? Do you even know what a bribe is?

I don’t smoke. And the only thing important to me is my story. You want to know what I want? Information. So you tell me every single detail I need to know, and I might consider keeping this under wraps.

[s0ftboyst0ner]

Oh god oh fuck. I uh need immunity you have to give it to me

[jenkins-notebook]

You’re cute. Reach out to me when you have a lawyer.

[jenkins-notebook]

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey so, uh, ik we’re not like on the best of terms? I think we got off on the wrong foot. Listen if my brother finds out about the investigation he’s gonna murder me alive so how can i bribe you to investigate me…. Quietly ????? Help

- @s0ftboyst0ner (you don’t have to investigate my url. its legal now)

A bribe? Interesting.

Frankly, you getting murdered by your brother is none of my concern, and if anything, it might liven up my story. So, what’s in it for me?

[s0ftboyst0ner]

Oh fuck oh fuck

I dont know man. i’m broke!

What if…. Uhhh…….. do you smoke? I’ll share my stash. Uh, you probably dont though… if my brother kills me you’ll have a LOT less stories

Whats more important? One big one? Or a lot of stupid ones????

[jenkins-notebook]

You offered me a bribe when you’re broke? Do you even know what a bribe is?

I don’t smoke. And the only thing important to me is my story. You want to know what I want? Information. So you tell me every single detail I need to know, and I might consider keeping this under wraps.

[eastons-journal]

Hey Will, it’s Pamela. I hope you don’t mind me dropping in on you like this. How are you doing? - @jenkins-notebook

Oh— hello Pamela. It’s been a minute… I can’t say I’m not surprised to see you here. Pleasantly, that is.

Yes but, I’m doing surprisingly well. My new boyfriend Josh and I moved in. And I’ve been growing my bug collection. I have a really pretty green butterfly I pinned a while back above my nightstand now.

How about you? How have you been faring?

[jenkins-notebook]

That’s really good to hear. I miss your bugs! I still have the moth you gave me hung up in my living room. And the two butterflies are in my bedroom, of course.

I’ve been good. Busy, busy... it feels like I’ve been running all over the city lately. But distractions are nice. Tell Josh I say hi.

[eastons-journal]

Ah, my bugs miss you as well, I’m sure sis :) I’m glad you like them.

Oh yes, I forgot you were back at it. I’m happy for you— I haven’t really picked up another job yet. Relying on Josh… its been hard. But hey, you two should absolutely meet! Maybe dinner sometime. At our place, of course. No need spending all that money on a fancy restaurant.

I’ll tell him, and I’m sure he’ll be happy to hear from you :) what story are you working on right now? I’m sure you’ll knock it out of the park, as usual

[jenkins-notebook]

Hey, don’t worry about it. It’ll take time. I just couldn’t hold back my investigative itch for too long! :)

Funny you should mention, my schedule just opened up. I would love to have dinner. Who’s cooking? Should I bring something??

And thanks Will. I’m investigating this high profile drug dealer at the moment. It was pretty mediocre at first glance, but I’ve stumbled upon some interesting things lately. I can give you the whole ramble over dinner if you’d like. That is if Josh doesn’t mind, uh, murder.

[jenkins-notebook]

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey so, uh, ik we’re not like on the best of terms? I think we got off on the wrong foot. Listen if my brother finds out about the investigation he’s gonna murder me alive so how can i bribe you to investigate me…. Quietly ????? Help

- @s0ftboyst0ner (you don’t have to investigate my url. its legal now)

A bribe? Interesting.

Frankly, you getting murdered by your brother is none of my concern, and if anything, it might liven up my story. So, what’s in it for me?

[eastons-journal]

Hey Will, it’s Pamela. I hope you don’t mind me dropping in on you like this. How are you doing? - @jenkins-notebook

Oh— hello Pamela. It’s been a minute… I can’t say I’m not surprised to see you here. Pleasantly, that is.

Yes but, I’m doing surprisingly well. My new boyfriend Josh and I moved in. And I’ve been growing my bug collection. I have a really pretty green butterfly I pinned a while back above my nightstand now.

How about you? How have you been faring?

[jenkins-notebook]

That’s really good to hear. I miss your bugs! I still have the moth you gave me hung up in my living room. And the two butterflies are in my bedroom, of course.

I’ve been good. Busy, busy... it feels like I’ve been running all over the city lately. But distractions are nice. Tell Josh I say hi.