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"Mister Candie, normally I would say "Auf wiedersehen," but since what "auf wiedersehen" actually means is "till I see you again", and since I never wish to see you again, to you, sir, I say goodbye." - Django Unchained (2012)

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Bill Hader on his SNL audition

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When someone doesn't get my movie reference

too accurate

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"Live every week like it’s Shark Week" - Tracy Jordan

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Describe your perfect cup of coffee,” she said. I thought she was kidding but she wasn’t. I thought about it a while and then the writer in me, Mr. Word Expert, tried to verbalize it. When I was finished and had failed miserably she said, “It only gets worse when you go into it further. Try to describe what you think is the perfect cup of coffee, or the perfect girlfriend, meal, dog, car… whatever. You can only recognize perfection when you see it, but you can’t describe it even if it’s sitting right in front of you. Trying to find the right vocabulary to describe the qualities of something perfect is like trying to hold water between your fingers.

Jonathan Carroll (via budddha)

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Avocado Stuffin’ Done Right Done Healthy

lightly oil the cut side of avocado and lemon halves then grill until the avocados have grill marks and are heated through, and the lemons are lightly charred and caramelized. Chop up whatever herbs you have on hand (parsley, thyme, lemon thyme, chives and basil in my case) then mix with a good olive oil and salt, toast some nuts (pine nuts here), and slice some cherry tomatoes. Top the avocado halves with the herbs, nuts and tomatoes, then give the caramelized lemons a good squeeze over the whole mess.