I'm The Fucking Lizard King

[resilienttbastard]

[awwcutepets]

Gladiatorial Match circa 347 AD (Colorized)

[hclark70]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

[snailtongue]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

I wish I could ever feel like this

[justheretobreakthings]

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

[wingedlioness]

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

[houseofglass]

Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

[philosopherking1887]

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”

[chewbacca]

New Girl  |  1x05 - “Cece Crashes”

[xenosagaepisodeone]

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

[communitygardens]

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

[morefunthanb4]

[amyw1nehouse]

american historical films be like

[frqnkie-deactivated20171202]

my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk

[mainbstaysgold]

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

[saracate]

this video nourishes me

[niknak79]

[four-toed-creed]

Pictures taken by Michael with his digital camera during the Christmas Party (Season 2 - Episode 10)

[toastbutteregg]

watch out @thor

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[teenscoolest]

[catasters]

[girlsjustwannahavefawn-deactiva]

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

[kireinahana]

Nevermind this is it

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[kpfun]

#mood