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just-shower-thoughts

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

blogtitletaken

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

castiel--for--king

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

sonneillonv-deactivated20220218

*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

nonlinear-nonsubjective

consider the coconut

bemusedlybespectacled

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

kascaban

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

heartgemsona

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

dreadianz

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

fastbucket-marty

I’m so sorry for making this

thebossbaby-official

…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

jcneeyre-deactivated20161002

holy fucking shit

i-say-no-to-status-quoo

did you just gif the whole fucking movies

carm3lsunday

Fucking genius

bitch-puddin

Bitch, EVEN THE CREDITS??

jc-drawings-deactivated20210727

THIS DUDE JUST MADE GIFS OF ENTIRE MOVIES HOLLY SHIT

candiikismet

I JUST GOT MY ENTIRE LIFE! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

amuzed1-deactivated20241106

My childhood in one gifset 💜

thepersonalquotes

just-shower-thoughts

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

blogtitletaken

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

castiel--for--king

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

sonneillonv-deactivated20220218

*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

nonlinear-nonsubjective

consider the coconut

bemusedlybespectacled

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

kascaban

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

heartgemsona

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

kim-jong-chill

officialaudreykitching-deactiva

You are under no obligation to appease people who want more from you than you are able to give. Honor yourself first.

graveyard-whistler

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itkeepsusmoving

I FUCKIN HATE/LOVE THIS

thekwikemart

promotional-kitten-baskets

My desired aesthetic

saiasus

Heathers (1988)

babyanimalgifs

This is great

orchidea--nera

benepla-deactivated20180521

1918 friends episode

Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.

watershalation-deactivated20191

Ross dies of influenza

debonair-bear-deactivated201804

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

benepla-deactivated20180521

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology

zecurlyone

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

zudilio

I am so scared right now what the fuck does this terrifying comment have to do with anything else that’s been discussed on the post at all

avengersincamphalfbloodstardis

i was terrified but then i remembered this episode of futurama

fjolltroll-deactivated20130616

animenigga-deactivated20131029

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

raconteuze

im crying a lil bit

pokemoncards

I need this in my tumblr forever.

girlfriender

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

helllosweetie-deactivated201511

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

pei-zhu1210-deactivated20170524

who names their kid bacon

ameliacgormley

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.