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Preface Note: this document contains spoilers! I've tried to make them as detailed and useful as possible, without spoiling too much of the actual story. I have covered as much as I could find, and tried to make sure it is comprehensive (possibly to the point of excess in some respects), but I fu...

Since I couldn’t find one, I put together a content warning guide for Archive 81! Feel free to share around, that’s what it is for.

It might be a good idea to check this before starting season 2. If you have any additonal or specific requests, suggestions, feedback and so on, please feel free to contact me!

#Archive 81 #my post

jennifer-martine

"My child is fine" your child is completing a dangerous and esoteric ritual with an undisclosed outcome along with his half-sister, unaware that you plan to eat his heart, possess his body, and gain a limited form of immortality.

jennifer-martine

"My child is beautiful" your child is a hollow asphalt homunculous you feed purely on a diet of unspecified meat.

jennifer-martine

#'my best friend has moved on' your best friend has transcended time and space and form designing a future in which he could save you

- @chewablepebbles

#peer reviewed

rabdoidal

some doodle requestos from yall

✨ kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous ✨

#archive 81 #suit #caroline levi #what we do in the shadows

terrorfogg

[ID: A digital drawing of Nicholas Waters and Static Man from Archive 81 with a dull purple background.

Nicholas is a tan-skinned man with a mustache and short, dark hair. He is wearing a green knit sweater with a white collared shirt underneath, and a blue suit jacket on top. He has dull salmon-colored pants and black dress shoes. In his left hand, he holds a brown wooden cane; his right hand is in his jacket pocket. He seems to be rambling on about 18th-century folktales.

Next to him is Static Man, who is made up of varying sizes and opacities of fangs and sharp, angular, chromatically aberrated scribbles. He says to Nicholas, "Dude, you are such a fucking nerd."

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#archive 81 #nicholas waters #static man

its-surprising

because sometimes you fall in love with a cloud of monster static and you know what that’s also okay!

(the gif is kinda low quality so here's a still image)

i've been working on this for like three days straight and encountered so many fucking problems (png not loading into the editing program, gifs having tragically low quality, images not cropping properly) but i did it! even though it cost me a breakdown. hope it was worth it

#archive 81 #static man #nicholas waters #statnick

feraljayce

hi sorry i always post something and then dip for a while i have been kept Plenty busy by school!!!! here’s something i finished in between stuff for a film im on, as well as some doodles under the cut!

Keep reading

#archive 81 #nicholas waters #christine anderson #static man

fioblah

nicholas waters has to have an ass cause what else does he have going for him. literally nothing. he is my wife that hates me so much we keep trying to poison each other but at least he has an ass

#archive 81 #absolutely not this man is assless.

marksollinger

listen i headcanon that the tooth fairy is an actual fucking leviathan in the archive 81 universe because leaving your baby teeth under a pillow in exchange for money is such a widely accepted-as-innocent ritual with so much capitalism baked into it. and the tooth fairy has several representatives which take the form of little dogs, like frank from men in black, and they’re carried around in roomy designer purses by contracted servants who are required to dress like paris hilton lookalikes because that’s just sort of the deeply materialistic capitalism-loving millennium-age phase this thing is going through right now

marksollinger

at some point during the two years between the end of season 3 and the beginning of lotd, nicholas and static man perform a ritual that requires them to barter for some baby teeth from the tooth fairy and when it arrives there’s this blonde woman wearing a pink juicy couture tracksuit and a silly little tennis visor crouching down at window-level on nicholas’ fire escape with a beady-eyed pomeranian in her purse so nicholas opens the window like, “are… wait, are you seriously the tooth fairy?” but she interrupts him and says “no but this dog is the representative to the leviathan known, by us mortals, as the tooth fairy. do you have the goods?” and they do an awkward little exchange while static man is approaching them cautiously from behind nicholas because the fucking dog keeps panting and staring at him before the representative’s servant is like “it wants me to tell you it admires your teeth” and static man’s like “uh… thanks?” but before he can offer some kind of compliment in return, the woman is like “don’t call it cute. and, no, i don’t choose to dress like this, it’s compulsory because of my contract,” and descends the fire escape and nicholas & static man just have to live with that knowledge for the rest of their lives.

marksollinger

and i wrote a fanfic about it

#archive 81 #writing #to read

hopefully-inspiring-persona

We had to do a cyborg for my Advanced 3D modeling class and so I’m doing Dan ofc, so here’s my progress as of last Monday. Will be finished by next Monday cuz it’s due :)

#archive 81 #daniel powell #oh this is cool as fuck

anka-skier

I've been using some of your a81 art (the blue/yellow/red trio) as my phone lock screen and background for almost 2 years now and I still have not gotten tired of looking at it. Your style and looks for the characters are SO good. Thanks for sharing your work with us

Thank you, anon.

I'm sorry for taking so long to respond - the last month has been, well, hell, and things are getting progressively worse. I'm only now regaining my strenght.

For what it's worth - your words mean a lot to me. It gives me hope that even though the world as I know it has fallen apart, I still have a capability to bring if not joy, then a spark of interest to someone's day.

To everyone - please don't hesitate to ask or dm me, I promise I won't take so long again to respond (unless they isolate us for good :') ). Human interaction is good for not going insane, I think. Here, have a Mark for your troubles :D! (I published him on twitter but not here, I think)