iām always a slut for a christmas auĀ
āi know we hate each other but itās christmas eve and your flight was cancelled please come insideā
āi got you for secret santa so i got you this really expensive but sentimental gift that youāve always wanted, hoping youāll never find out itās from me - and that iāve been in love with you 1234567 yearsā
SNOWBALL FIGHTS
āhi weāre neighbours and omg are you alright i could smell cooking burning - whoaaa now thatās just embarrassing? step aside iāll handle thisā
person a seducing person b into taking a few steps back/backing them against the wall (āoh look, how did that mistletoe get right there????ā)
āyouāre in the hospital for the holidays so i came in while you were sleeping to decorate your room i love you merry christmasā
āYES I BOOBY TRAPPED THE PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING YEARā
āi live below you and i was minding my own business watching the snowfall out the window WHEN I SAW A BODY FALL ARE YOU REALLY PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS NOWā
MY MOM KNITTED YOU A JUMPER
āweāre strictlyĀ āplatonicā but weāre snowed in omg weāre gonna have to repopulate the earthā
āi slipped on ice outside your house and you ran out barefoot to help me quick letās get inside under a blanketā
āāitās a wonderful lifeā aww it sounds so cute babe sure we can watch it! *30 mins later*Ā āYOU MONSTERā
āwe were playing in the snow and you suddenly tackled me to the ground and nowā¦weāre justā¦staring⦠at each otherā¦ā
āYOU DONāT LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE? WHY DO YOU HATE LOVEā
TREE DECORATING (bonus points if one of them is doing it completely wrong omg why am i in love with you)Ā
āwe took our kids to santaās workshop and they both wished we would get togetherā
FRIENDS AU - āour christmas party turned into a tropical theme because the radiator is broken and itās hotter than hell in here - damn you look good without a shirt i never noticed before asgdhfjgkhlāĀ
āweāre co workers who hate each other but you had too much to drink at the staff christmas party and admitted your love for me i donāt know how to act around you nowāĀ
DRUNKEN CAROLLING (āthatās not a thingāĀ āoh yes it isā)Ā
TEACH ME HOW TO SKI (lol jk i know how youāre just so fucking cute)
āthereās a storm and omg iām losing signal are you okay?? hold on let me drive 489432 miles to get you the night before christmasāĀ
PULLING YOU IN FOR A KISS WITH A SCARFĀ
āi did that annoying thing where i put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and youāre getting really mad but you donāt know that the ring is in the smallest box and i canāt wait to see your faceā