guess who’s back lmao

come be my friend and scream to me about stuff, swiftie till the day i die - in my top gun: maverick era

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Nice try FBI

[azeler]

OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY I'M GONNA GET IT

[azeler]

I AM ON A WATCHLIST

[thepineapplepanda]

[nyancrimew]

Do you really have nine gfs?

yes :3

[prrkxentrrkrr]

do they smoke weed

[nyancrimew]

some of them

[fwumpa]

do any of them do meth

[nyancrimew]

i think my local drug enforcement agency has found my blog

[wizardofgore]

I’m not a girl or a boy I’m saying I’m an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over and the insect is awake. yeah any pronouns is fine

[bwitiye]

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

[aflo]

why do you hate women

[librarycard]

its like i always say. at least theres bisexuality

[babyrooster]

Glen and Gigi

[topguncortez]

[whynotfabulous]

Being followed by a car for 2 turns in the city: "I'm about to be murdered. Let me call my mom and write my will because this is it"

Being followed by a car for 6 hours on country highways: "The relationship between Blue Subaru and I is beyond compare. We're family. My road brother."

[emo-machine42]

[hcnnibal]

wish me luck

[psychedelicflyingshark]

We need like a month where nothing happens and there's no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong

[24hrfrog]

“He was mad after”

- Rooster

[hangmanapologist]

Dagger squad game night but it just ends up with everyone shouting over each other while Bob is trying to read the rule book out loud

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Phoenix: We just left Hangman and Rooster, and they said they were going home to have a handsome contest.

Dagger Squad: *stare at her with a questioning look*

Bob: It's where they try on different outfits and see who's more handsome.

[i-wear-wet-socks313]

POV: you are in the dagger squad’s group chat pt2

[floydsin]

me irl

[whitmanic]

New carebear is named Pissed At You Bear and he's just pissed at you