Claire Keane
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Fai_Ryy

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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosimo Galluzzi

Discoholic đȘ©
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@jennxai
Well hello, anyone missed me?
Color Block Sweater
First person to put a ⌠in my inbox gets to be my boyfriend/girlfriend for a week.
Guess who's home and feels like talking to some lovely people?
       Iâm careful.             I only have one target.                     Letâs disappear.Â
Lee Taemin. Intern. College student. Obsessive. [Roleplayers only.]
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
(via fake-mermaid)
All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.
"Are you crazy?â
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"Are you sure they wonât find out?â
"Are you sure this is legal?â
"Are you sure you know what youâre doing?â
"Are you threatening me?"
"Be mine."
"Do I know you?"
"Do you love me?"
"Do you remember this?"
"Do you trust me?"
"Donât go."
"Donât let me die"
"Donât look at me like that."
"Donât make me beg.â
"Donât you dare come near me!"
"Donât you dare."
"Explain yourself."
"For you, I would _____"
"Give it back."
"Give me another chance."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"I already regret this."
"I am not wearing that.â
"I canât believe you missed that."
"I canât do this anymore."
"I canât even look at you."
"I could kill you!"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"I didnât do it.""
"I didnât know you could do that."
"I donât want to look at you right now.â
"I guess this is goodbye.â
"I hate you."
"I have to go."
"I just want to cuddle."
"I know your secret.â
"I love you, but I really wish I didnât.â
"I love you."
"I miss you so very much."
"I missed you."
"I need a drink."
"I need a hug."
"I never really loved you."
"I owe you."
"I think I broke it."
"I think Iâm falling in love with you. "
"I think Iâm forgetting something."
"I think itâs broken.â
"I trust you."
"I want to be yours."
"I want to try this thing I read in a book.â
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
"Iâll be there in five minutes.ââšâšâThis is really inappropriate.â
"Iâm all for spicing thingâs up, but isnât this a bit much?â
"Iâm bad for you.â
"Iâm dying."
"Iâm going to be sick."
"Iâm not speaking to you anymore."
"Iâm pregnant and itâs yours."
"Iâve never heard that one before."
"If you stay quiet, no one will know.â
"Is that my shirt?"
"It was me"
"Itâs so beautiful.â
"Itâs time to choose.â
"Just five more minutes."
"Just go."
"Just leave me alone."
"Just let me die."
"Just relax."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Kiss me you idiot."
"Kiss me."
"Make me."
"Marry me?"
"My Parents donât know"
"My parents know.""
"Never again."
"Nh, donât be so rough!"
"No, that canât be my baby."
"No! You canât die on me now!"
"Put it away.â
"Put your trousers on!"
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"Shut up and listen."
"Take responsibility."
"That isnât mine."
"That looked easier on TV."
"That sounds painful."
"That was a bad plan."
"Thatâs mine!â
"Thatâs the cheesiest pickup line Iâve ever heard."
"Theyâre coming.â
"This seems familiar."
"This stays between us."
"Truth hurts, donât it?"
"Want to hear a secret?"
"We need to talk."
"Weâre moving too fast.â
"Well that was unexpected."
"What are we doing here?"
"What are you afraid of?"
"What are you touching?"
"What are you?"
"What do you need?"
"What happened to you?"
"What have I done this time?"
"What if someone catches us?â
"What sort of noise was that?â
"What the hell do you think youâre doing?"
"What were you thinking?"
"Where are my clothes?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Where do you even find this sort of thing?â
"Where were you?"
"Whoâd have guessed you could pull such a face?â
"Why are you wearing that?"
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"You could have died!â
"You could have killed someone!"
"You coward."
"You donât need to be so gentle.â
"You drive me crazy!"
"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.â
"You lied to me!"
"You mean everything to me."
"You owe me."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"Youâre all out of ____."
"Youâre an idiot.â
"Youâre bad for me.â
"Youâre dead to me."
"Youâre pregnant and Itâs mine"
"Youâre really good at thisâŠâ
"Youâre so weird.""
"Youâre under arrest."
 (`he chuckled) Iâm sorry, Iâll trust you more! (`nudging her back a little too hard, his eyes widening slightly when she almost fell backwards into the water, he moved quickly to catch her) Whoops, sorry.Â
{her eyes widened too at the sudden action, quickly wrapping her arms round him as though her life depended on it} I- {she laughed a little, her cheeks tinted pink} It's okay. I'll just have to get you back.
Time to get offline and do some work because I've been lazy and couldn't be bothered to do any earlier. I apologize for rarely being here lately, I'm hoping to be online more often if I can. But I did enjoy talking to a few of you tonight. Goodbye for now my lovelies. {blows a kiss}