Gamefreak108

Hey, I'm Chris I'm a 28 year old dude living out in Washington, USA. I don't do anything special I just reblog shit. Why are you following me? Seriously? I'm lame...Enjoy your stay anyway! (He/Him)

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is one of my favorite adventure time clips for the sheer density of nonsense per second delivered in the most deadpan voice imaginable

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

[striders]

the cats are gonna keep trying until they evolve to a point that they’re actually able to consume plastic. and then global pollution will be over

[juniepops]

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[american-boyboss]

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

[memewhore]

[weirdmageddon]

these mfs always looked so appetizing

[weirdmageddon]

fucked up in the crib eating wonder gunki

[idiopathicsmile]

researching 17th century piracy tonight. came across this:

One popular pastime amongst pirates was the mock trial.  Each man played a part be it jailer, lawyer, judge, juror, or hangman.  This sham court arrested, tried, convicted, and “carried out” the sentence to the amusement of all. (x)

how widespread could this have really been? how would it have gotten passed from ship to ship? can you imagine a pirate crew at a tavern, bragging to another pirate crew about how good they are at playing pretend? why was their go-to game “legal system”? were they performing incisive satire? is this some sort of pirates-only inside joke that’s been lost to the ages?

[idiopathicsmile]

update: the mock-charge in the mock-trial was piracy

they used to pretend to try each other for piracy

as a stress relief

[roachpatrol]

ok but it’s got to have been a lot of fun to be the pirate defense lawyer, for the pirate accused of piracy, to attempt to argue to the pirate judge, in front of a jury of pirate peers, that your client could not possibly be a pirate

[dykotronic]

Sketch comedy is way older than most of y'all realize

[surskip]

I wish cleffa was real i want to feed it mashed sweet potatoes

[surskip]

i would keep it in one of those baby slings and it wouls metronome and cause me to get squished by meteors but that's okayyyy

[surskip]

[valtsv]

i have never successfully articulated anything ever but i got very close, once

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

[hotvampireadjacent]

[skippyisntfunny]

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate