Only Straight Thing I am is a Straight up Bitch

Max, 16, Color Guard, Fandoms, Taken cx Message me if you ever need anything babes (like my Kik aye)

[lady-arryn]

This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good.

[mrtooslow]

[allthe23yearolds]

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

[dclxvi-xiii-deactivated20150727]

*curtsies*

[magnass]

[radioactivemongoose]

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

[sadgoths-blog]

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

[sorayraya-deactivated20200802]

seriously this is what they look like

[moseby]

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

[liamgalgey]

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

[gobblechopstv]

[kurtiswiebe-deactivated20170725]

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

[wolvensnothere]

Yup.

[lookatallthosereblogs-deactivat]

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

[sensitivemoss-deactivated202007]

let's talk about the physical affects of chronic anxiety because they're hardly ever acknowledged

upset stomach and vomiting

ulcers

muscle aches

chronic fatigue

hormonal problems

irregular menstrual cycles

insomnia

infections

lowered immune system

migraines

shortness of breath

dizziness

heart palpitations

teeth-grinding

rashes

[baby-snakes-blog]

it is a lot more than just “feeling anxious “

[tenacious-honey]

thank you.

[browniesforbitches]

 When you hear the pizza guy ring the doorbell

[iglovequotes]

Daily dose of love quotes here

[queenmerbabe-deactivated2016032]

[r-dart]

Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.

[lesbiopteryx-deactivated2017102]

oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up

[nyxeth-deactivated20190519]

gpoy

[thackerybinx01]

I can’t tell you how accurate this is

[scribbleowl-deactivated20181204]

This is a really good depiction of social anxiety because it focuses on inner states rather then outward actions. As someone very good at concealing his anxiety, I appreciate it.

[halcydn-deactivated20151101]

Trouble usually finds me

[vettechadventures]

20 pets that really didn’t want to go to the vet. See more here.

[lavagoth]

[dogthing2]

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES