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Vestal Virgins: Powerful Priestesses of Rome’s Sacred Flame

In the Res Gestae Divi Augustus (‘The Deeds of the Divine Augustus’), Augustus demonstrates his piety by stating that he was a member of all

For more than 1,000 years #Rome's Vestal Virgins, a group of six hand-picked women, held unparalleled positions of status as some of the city's most senior religious leaders. Representing the daughters of the royal house, who tended the state cult of Vesta, the goddess of the hearth, they were responsible for maintaining the soul of Rome.

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Kylo and his red lightsaber

Star Wars: Episode IX The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

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Hello! I am trying to condense my growing masterlists into one full list of my work! Below you will find links to masterlists for my chaptered fics, my one shots, and the Kudos! podcast. <3 (header credit: @leomusings​)

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- 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐒!

𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦

𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘫𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯, 𝘱𝘰𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘯, 𝘬𝘺𝘭𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘬𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘳, 𝘰𝘣𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘯 𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘪 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐢’𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬. 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠.

𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐠!!!

𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐜 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 | 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 • 𝟏𝟓𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐

- 𝘋𝘐𝘕 𝘋𝘑𝘈𝘙𝘐𝘕

𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 ➵ @theshireisburning-so-mordoritis

𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 ➵ @flightlessangelwings

𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 ➵ @//liltangerineart

𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫 ➵ @queenofthefaceless

𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 ➵ @frankiesbadlanding

𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 ➵ @absurdthirst

𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 ➵ @javierpinme

𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ➵ @liltangerineart

𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 ➵ @thatredheadwriter

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 ➵ @//oliviajdjarin

𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 ➵ @omgreally

𝐤𝐚𝐫’𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐫 ➵ @the-archxr

𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐬 ➵ @zinzinina

𝐫𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 ➵ @whirlybirbs

𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭 ➵ @michinnyun

𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤 ➵ @//omgreally

𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐧 ➵ @archieimagines

𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 ➵ @oliviajdjarin

- 𝘗𝘖𝘌 𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘌𝘙𝘖𝘕

𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ➵ @im-poe-dameron

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐞 ➵ @starryeyedstories

𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫 ➵ @//starryeyedstories

𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 ➵ @whattheheckmidoriya

𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬? ➵ @eyelessfaces

𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 ➵ @the-little-ewok

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 ➵ @light-yaers

𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡? ➵ @batshitbimbo

𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐞 ➵ @ichorai

𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞 ➵ @foxilayde

- 𝘒𝘠𝘓𝘖 𝘙𝘌𝘕

𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐞 ➵ @kylorengarbagedump

𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 ➵ @empressofalderaan

𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 ➵ @roanniom

𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐲𝐥𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐜 ➵ @kylosjuul

𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬 ➵ @benslittlestarkiller

𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐧𝐚𝐩 ➵ @renstardust

- 𝘈𝘕𝘈𝘒𝘐𝘕 𝘚𝘒𝘠𝘞𝘈𝘓𝘒𝘌𝘙

𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐬 ➵ @petersniya

𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ➵ @full-time-make-believer

𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ➵ @dexthtoyounglings

𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 ➵ @ofallthingswhythis

𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐧 ➵ @mountkennedie

𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 ➵ @//mountkennedie

𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ➵ @x-childish-x

- 𝘖𝘉𝘐 𝘞𝘈𝘕 𝘒𝘌𝘕𝘖𝘉𝘐

𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ➵ @//full-time-make-believer

𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡 ➵ @makrokosmuss-blog

𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 ➵ @//grippingbeskar

𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ➵ @grippingbeskar

𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 ➵ @//im-poe-dameron

𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝 ➵ @spidersbane

𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 ➵ @certifiedskywalker

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐮𝐱𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ➵ @clints-lucky-arrow

𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 ➵ @milleneumfulcrum

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 ➵ @221bshrlocked

𝐩𝐬 • 𝘪 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘪 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦’𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵.

𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘹 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘺. 𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪’𝘮 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 :)

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The Unfunny Person’s Guide to Writing Humor

Every year, we’re lucky to have great sponsors for our nonprofit events. First Draft Pro, a 2022 NaNoWriMo sponsor, is a collaborative writing app built for story-nerds. Today, they’ve partnered with novelist and screenwriter Sam Beckbessinger to share some tips on writing humor. Don’t forget to check out the offer to NaNoWriMo writers to try out First Draft Pro for free this month!

Here’s the problem: you love a joke. You’re perfectly able to get into a good banter with your buddies. You’re hilarious in a DnD game. You’re the comedian of your group chats. But put you in front of a blank page and suddenly you’re about as funny as a statistics textbook*. Your manuscripts are full of notes like << INSERT JOKE HERE??? >>. You wouldn’t actually want to sit next to any of your characters at a dinner party.

* There is a marginal likelihood that a funny statistics textbook exists somewhere, but it would be a real outlier.

Well, I have good news for you! Writing humor is a skill that can be learned like any other.

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Waiting-A Tale of Lust - Misery Is My Middle Name (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/r2LwlcaZcL Lily is a struggling young woman with a pile of debt, a crushing amount of responsibility, and stubborn sense of independence. Daniel is a powerful, yet solitary, business man with no time for relationships or courting. When the two meet, it isn't exactly love at first sight. Can they get past their societal differences, as well as her fear of commitment and his firm attachment to bachelorhood? Only time will tell.

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