[bipdf]

hey (with the intention of slow dancing in the kitchen together)

[hiatuse]

To be desired means nothing. To be truly understood and deeply loved is everything.

[gamwthnzwhmou]

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

[iridescentwavess]

girlfriend appreciation post

you are my favorite person in the whole entire world. thank you for making me laugh so hard and smile so big. I am so lucky I get to look forward to a lifetime of loving you.

I love you infinity and forever, mahal ko.

@jenshipscalzona

[figdays]

Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao

1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 

[wrongtrainrightstation]

[anthony-kate]

The fact that fanfic writers can write gripping, exciting, well-thought-out 300k+ fics where the main ship is often together for the last 2/3 of the plot but TV show writers are running out of ideas after doing cheating, love triangle, and major character death as shock value tells you everything you need to know about the state of TV these days. 

[ruinedchildhood]

The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 6 (1990)

[lovelyporridge]

why don’t you read a poem about the sunrise written 5 centuries ago and contemplate the fact that we have been writing about the same sun for centuries upon centuries and then maybe you’ll calm down

[evilvarric666-archive]

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

[somecunttookmyurl]

Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.

It’s a really long time guys.

[somecunttookmyurl]

Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and wrote out a timeline of “when shit happened if you started at 1AD” because I know backwards numbers are hard to process but here’s an abridged version. If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in 1AD then…

300: step pyramid built 450: Great Pyramid at Giza built 815: Pepi II dies and civil war breaks out 950: Egypt re-unified 1350: Middle Kingdom ends 1450: New Kingdom begins 1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne 1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic religion and builds a new city 1680: Tutankhamun dies 1720: Ramesses II ‘the great’ ascends to the throne 1740: World’s first peace treaty signed 1790: Ramesses II dies leaving way too many children 1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again And now we get to ~~~~the future~~~~. If we started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn’t happened yet 2050: Briefly re-united as a single state 2180: Civil war 2250: Nubian kings take over 2335: Assyrian conquest 2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt 2930: Cleopatra VII born 2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome. Fin.

And that’s just starting with the Pharaohs. If you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt, you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND YEARS to all of those dates

[somecunttookmyurl]

I hate that this is still getting notes but that it’s getting notes *without the timeline addition* like c’mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS

[lonewolf23k]

Who needs Atlantis when Ancient Egypt was basically the Precursor Civilization the Greeks and Romans lived in the shadow of?

[satsuti]

name a more iconic civilization i’ll wait

[theleingod]

You wanna know how much older Ancient Egypt was than Ancient Greece? To the Ancient Greeks, the events of the Iliad were back in the dim reaches of antiquity, so far back nobody really knew if they ever even happened.

To the Ancient Egyptians, the most likely timeframe for the events of the Iliad happened during a time period known as the “New Kingdom,” because it came after the Old and Middle Kingoms and the first two Intermediate Periods. That’s right: Back when the Greeks were having their foundational myths of heroes and gods, the Egyptians were in the middle of a “New Kingdom” and the pyramids were so old everyone had forgotten what they were even built for.

[lullsoft]

im soft, sleepy, n snuggly…….truly the full package 

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Hannibal literally just did it for the lolz... he said wait.. my name is Hannibal......... what if I........... oh this is going to be hilarious

[eliasericson]

second hand pride

[lil-reminders]

it’s okay to take breaks. it’s okay to not be giving 100% all the time. i think the saying goes: “you can’t pour from an empty cup.” take care of yourself first. i don’t care if you take one or fifty breaks. take as many as you need. the world will wait.

[autismandstuff]

Honestly, probably the best social tip I could ever give you guys is literally just ask. Need to make a doctor's appointment but don't know how? Call the doctor's office and ask. Don't know the meaning of what someone said? Ask them. Don't understand the instructions you were given? Ask them to repeat or clarify. This has literally never failed me, no one's gotten angry, no one's refused to answer.

Even in situations where you think it might not work, I once accidentally missed a deadline to accept a job offer, so I called and asked if they could reset it and they did. Just today I called a doctor and asked how to schedule an appointment, the lady told me how, and then I did it. Didn't know if someone was being sarcastic or not, so I asked and they told me. Just ask.

[ayfraym]