Welcome to Philo!

Jeremiah. Small business owner. Hunter supporter. Florist. Do you need help, my friend? //Independent Love and Deepspace Jeremiah RP, open to all! Slight hiatus but still accepting anons/ask box is open. Please read pinned before asking. Mun is 25+ but this is a (mostly) SFW blog thank you.//

[jeremiahofphilo]

Gimmick blog for Jeremiah from Love and Deepspace RP. See rules below for full disclaimer, as well as about the character, and taken anons.

Anti-Ai: Please do not feed my writing to a chat bot, 1) I'm not very good so you'll not get good results, 2) It just feels like a violation of privacy like you took my t-shirt and cut it up or something...

Rules/About ~please read below or click here

Asks: 

Anon Icons Currently Taken: [ 🌺, 🐡,  👒, 🤝,  🌷, 🦢]

FOR ANON OC or ASK BOX RP: Please try to indicate what you want out of it. It’s misinterpret things over just text! Feel free to send a “follow-up” anon just to clarify if you feel you need to! (DW - it won’t be posted!).

Anon hate will promptly deleted.

Magic!Anons: Not accepting

NSFW: Mun is 21+, but will not participate in any NSFW. (Suggestive is fine. I’m ok with “cut to black” and lead up, but I just don’t do smut, sorry.)

Any personal headcanons of yours are not known to the mun or Jeremiah.

Jeremiah is secretive of his Philosian background.

Be respectful.

Be kind.

No god-modding.

Please don’t talk bad about other people/rpers, keep that to yourself or your own blog.

Specify lightseeker!jeremiah or otherwise default/normal Jeremiah will respond!

Will adapt to prose or shorthand RP.

Have fun!

General:

Will RP with OCs

Not group exclusionary

Will RP outside LADS verse

Will multi-ship (The mun reserves the right to Jeremiah’s discretion. Please don’t presume Jeremiah will be interested at first, or at all.)

Please be patient with replies. I appreciate gentle nudges if I’m being extra slow.

Tags:

Asks: #jeremiahs bouquet box and #answered

MC portrayals will be tagged: #the MC in my life; [your nickname] version 

#[Flower] + Verse for relationships

Thank you!

--

Xavier; @deepspacexavier

[jeremiahofphilo]

I've walked by this flower shop every day on my way to work, but today I finally have time to stop inside. Everything is so beautiful here, I've never seen flora flourish like this.

-🦋

Hey thanks for stopping in! Glad you had time to take a look around. Let me know if I can wrap anything up for you! Everything here is 100% fresh and local. There's a special today, the prettiest customer gets get a rose for free. Would you like your rose wrapped now?

[whatthe-lads-aredoing]

10:18 PM - Jeremiah is chuckling to himself because he just successfully ragebaited someone online... Wait, I think I know who he ragebaited...

[jeremiahofphilo]

Hey jeremiah 👉🏻👈🏻

Hey, petal! Welcome to the shop :)

[dissociativewriter]

My sword is ready 2 meet ur knife, but I get to choose what happens if U lose

Good thing I don’t plan to lose ;)

But… what exactly are you planning?

[deepspacexavier]

I need a taste tester for these avocado chili chocolate cookies I made... I think the chocolate was extra dark tho. They came out darker than I thought but I need U to see if they r spicy enough 😈

Of course I know other ways to spice things up with u if they aren't 😇 but well only kno if U lose

[dissociativewriter]

I thought it was agreed you’d stay out of the kitchen 😭

[deepspacexavier]

Dont worry I went to Jeremiah's I have his keys 😇

[jeremiahofphilo]

He what?

[jeremiahofphilo]

Nym hovered near the worktable, pretending to be very invested in a stray petal while Jeremiah carefully arranged the flowers, sleeves rolled up, hands steady and precise.

She waited. Counted three heartbeats.

“So,” she said lightly, tilting her head like she was just making conversation, “hypothetical question.”

She picked up a loose stem, twirling it between her fingers as she glanced at him through her lashes.

“Let’s say you have 1,000 Linkon gold. Your ex borrows 400.” A pause. “And I borrow 200.”

She smiled, sweet and absolutely not innocent.

“How much would you have left?”

"400." Jeremiah said, precisely, non-chalantly, and without thought. Any thought. Head empty except for the count he was on already. Multi-tasking and Jeremiah didn't exactly fit in the same sentence. He was a man of very many talents, and very technically precise, which had brought him success. But thinking things through? That was Xavier's job. Jeremiah had heard a math problem, not a psychological equation, and he'd answered as such.

"That does it for the roses and- Wait, why are you looking at me like that? Am I bleeding again? No? Wait, do you need gold?"

[pusheen]

[jeremiahofphilo]

"Hey, Jeremiah, sorry it's been a minute since I've been by. It's been a heck of a season. Brought in some baked goods to share as a peace offering."

"Baked goods? Ty, you shouldn't have."

Jeremiah hurriedly swung the counter door open to step out and slapped a warm hand on his upper back.

"Helluva season it's been indeed. What'cha got here? And how's things?"

[glitchexmachina]

"Well I've famously made apple cider cookies with caramel chips; think a chocolate chip cookie that has apple cider mix blended into the dough and it has caramel chips instead of chocolate."

"As for how things are...how much time you got?"

[jeremiahofphilo]

Jeremiah shifted his weight and popped an item in his mouth, savoring the flavor while giving a pleased nod before leaning against the counter. "Shop's slow today. The uh, spooky holiday I think makes for slow shoppers. For you and how good these taste? I got all day."

[jeremiahofphilo]

DADDY TRICK OR TREAT

(it's phoebe dressed as a ghost)

"What happened to my little girl? Where did she go!"

Jeremiah exclaimed in mock surprise. "Is this ghost Phoebe? Well I still think she deserves a treat."

Kneeling, he ruffled her fiery curls and held a brightly colored candy apple out to her and helped her smaller hands grasp its stick.

"Eat that when you turn back into a human, ok? Are you ready to go get more treats? Tell Mommy we're leaving now."

[jeremiahofphilo]

"Hey, Jeremiah, sorry it's been a minute since I've been by. It's been a heck of a season. Brought in some baked goods to share as a peace offering."

"Baked goods? Ty, you shouldn't have."

Jeremiah hurriedly swung the counter door open to step out and slapped a warm hand on his upper back.

"Helluva season it's been indeed. What'cha got here? And how's things?"

[jeremiahofphilo]

(The cat is curious about all the textures it’s feeling with its whiskers)

MEOW! (It lets out a loud meow trying to reach the higher plants. It ends up falling embarrassingly on its back) meow.

(This cat just wants to befriend all the pretty flowers, but they live in these funny jars and they break so easily. The cat watches the man)

Meow? Meow! (Beep beep translator: friend? Friend!)

Hellebore, I swear to Astra.

Those aren't for you! No, no, no, no! Down from there!

Not another one! That was a cheap one but... actually over here. You get some tuna snacks for staying away from the petunias.

Get a cat they said, cats are easy they said...

[jeremiahofphilo]

hey, it's me again. Umm- I kinda felt bad about my last visit, because you've been working hard and taking care of 'rosie'- is it weird I gave it a name? Ugh.. it's not even a creative one- anyway, you've been taking care of the rose and I didn't even offer anything as payment, so... would you like to go to the café someday, they have really nice snacks and the kitties are super cute (she speaks fast while iterally looking for a corner to hide)

-🐱💤

But flower care is my specialty! It's not an imposition, petal.

In fact, I'll say your rose grows better when you're here. Might even say it lights up at your voice.

As for compensation... I'll go grab my jacket! It's a date then.

[bakersfield-row]

[readerxyourbabe]

I love bothering rp accounts like I truly am MC and can get away with being a Lil pushy about useless shit, it gives me a giggle and hopefully it doesn't irk the admins lol. For example.

@jeremiahofphilo does this to you 🥄🍵

[jeremiahofphilo]

The poor bunny is traumatized but um, petal, tell me your mind didn't go somewhere else with that. Or... should I ask for a demonstration later?

[bunnypets]

Garden cake by cantstopcakes

[sagelanding]

source

[cute-catts]

[stardust-gesso]

!--- Closed rp with @jeremiahofphilo ---!

It has been at least a week since her last announcement to Jeremiah about her move. Boxes that were piled up at the small front yard was finally cleared, its contents filling the small home.

Right. Everything looked good enough. No. Maybe it was perfect. Just in time to invite him over. Items are in order, there is food stocked up; perhaps they could attempt to cook together for that day.

Taking a small deep breath; it was somehow still nerve wrecking, she started to tap away on her phone.

📱💬 Hi Jeremiah!

Wait, that felt a little stiff. Delete, delete, delete

📱💬 Hi Jer! (I hope you don't mind me calling you that?) Finally got settled down. Are you free tomorrow? Wanna be my first guest? (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

And, send! Chu quickly tossed her phone into the depths of her couch pillows as she sat down, maybe slightly freaking out inside.

[jeremiahofphilo]

"Goodness, Chu! Are you ok? Did you fall? I thought I heard something?" He politely followed her suit and exchanged his leather soles for her slippers and drew her hand into his.

"Hey there, petal. Can't I look at you for a second?" Drawing her a little closer, his eyes searched hers as if to ask for permission before leaving a good smeck on her cheek and carrying on towards the kitchen like nothing.

"I'm sure it's great. Anything you make is good. By the way, did you do something different with your hair? It's nice."

Taking a seat, he kept his hands clasped in front of him and then seemingly out of nowhere, produced a few single stems he'd hidden in his jacket to place on the table. "Anything I can help with?"