A Noxian does not dawdle.

My name is Jericho Swain, rightful Grand General of Noxus, also known as the "Master Tactician". If you seek sound advice, do not hesitate to ask. I shall provide insight to those daring and worthy enough of my knowledge. ((Askblog / RP Swain. I do not draw. Owner: http://the-hatred-machine.tumblr.com))

[jericho-swain]

Yes, Beatrice?

What is that you bring me, a letter? A package?

*the Grand General calmly tears at the envelope of what seems to be a thick postcard, a sepia photograph on the front*

I wonder if it's news from the front...

.......

*A mix of surprise, arousal, and shyness invade the always implacable physiognomy of the Grand General, nearly making him blush on the spot while holding the photograph of his beloved Matron. Were not for the scarf always hiding half his features, his jaw would probably drop to the ground in amusement. He mumbles to himself*

...Oh, Evaine...I know discretion is your strongest point, but was that signature really necessary? Of course, I won't let any other eyes lay their gaze upon...this. If any would, as a good raven, I would surely pluck them.

I wonder if that is her way to beckon my return to her affections...

[generaldarius]

"… I… I suppose I should buy some breadcrumbs…?”

[jericho-swain]

[jericho-swain]

ur a faget

[theyoungerrealm]

I ship JeriCho'gath because the name's too good.

"…Ah, the life of a public figure. Truly, tabloids will print anything."

[jericho-swain]

...What the *CAW* am I reading?

[inboxideas]

Put one of these words in my ask and I'll write a headcanon about it for my character(s)

requested by anonymous as a continuation of this meme.

Empathy

Justice

Respect

Age

Society 

Politics

Imprisonment 

War

Darkness

Afterlife

Seasons

Killing

(Chain of) Command

Family

Friendship

Rivalry 

Education 

Morals 

Religion 

Discipline 

Freedom

Safety 

Honesty

Hatred

Gain

Resolution

Holidays

Ghosts

Home

Gluttony

Addiction

Pride

Hedonism

Sloth

Tradition

Lust

Ambition

Celebration

Failure

Success

Obsession

Admiration

Punishment

Intimacy

Innocence

Belief

Sacrifice

Secrets

Introspection

Consequences

[spiel-lieber]

[jericho-swain]

How Swain kisses in burd mode

If I use my tongue to stimulate hers...

Oh, who am I kidding!? Let's just morph and eat her!

[jericho-swain]

"Santa is a fool, as usual, Jericho. Expect nothing less of a dawdling fool that works only but one day out of the year."

No material bauble could ever bring me the same joy as your company, my dear Evaine. That is more than I deserve on these seasons.

[ask-thedeceiver]

Then I suppose I shall greet you more with my presence. It’s been quite some time since we last spoke; and in that I contemplate the progress we have both made. I hope that is near equal, Jericho.

[jericho-swain]

Not a single minute of duty passed without my mind drifting on thoughts of you, dear Evaine. I’ve done my part for Noxus, and I rest assured you’ve done yours as well…but your company was greatly missed, nonetheless.

I’m glad I could see you again, and wearing such gorgeous festive apparel as well. It…suits you.

[ask-thedeceiver]

Such bold thoughts you have just split, Jericho. Perhaps you should be more careful with your words; only truth knows who keep an ear out for your weakness. Do not interpret this as a rejection, though, merely a concerned warning coming from me.

Thank you for such kind words, as I do enjoy dressing up for the season.

[jericho-swain]

Perhaps it is because I trust you enough to display even if a faint weakness when I'm with you. I might be a Noxian through and through, but when I am with you, I am merely Jericho.

*He smiles fondly, easing up his formal and detached demeanor a bit*

Your concern is greatly appreciated though, dearest.

*Swain takes a step forward, wrapping her on his arms and hugging the Matron tightly to his chest. Giving some distance after a brief moment, he stares into her eyes, a hand slipped by to hold her head by the chin*

Your bandana has a very symbolic plant in it...and I can't help but notice we're both under it right now. Shall we keep the tradition up?

[jericho-swain]

"Santa is a fool, as usual, Jericho. Expect nothing less of a dawdling fool that works only but one day out of the year."

No material bauble could ever bring me the same joy as your company, my dear Evaine. That is more than I deserve on these seasons.

[ask-thedeceiver]

Then I suppose I shall greet you more with my presence. It’s been quite some time since we last spoke; and in that I contemplate the progress we have both made. I hope that is near equal, Jericho.

[jericho-swain]

Not a single minute of duty passed without my mind drifting on thoughts of you, dear Evaine. I've done my part for Noxus, and I rest assured you've done yours as well...but your company was greatly missed, nonetheless.

I'm glad I could see you again, and wearing such gorgeous festive apparel as well. It...suits you.

[jericho-swain]

"Santa is a fool, as usual, Jericho. Expect nothing less of a dawdling fool that works only but one day out of the year."

No material bauble could ever bring me the same joy as your company, my dear Evaine. That is more than I deserve on these seasons.

[jericho-swain]

So...despite all my diplomatic maneuvers on Kalamanda, and how well I've behaved under the ever watching of the Institute, even Santa thinks I'm the "bad guy", huh...?

Old bearded fool! I care not if I'm on your Naughty list

Because I know I'm getting a large CAW mine all for myself!

AHAHAHAHAHA...AHAHAHAHA...AAHAHAAA!!!

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

I MISS HAVING AN ASKBLOG

ANY…ASKBLOG

[the-hatred-machine]

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

*sobs*

[jericho-swain]

*Swain pats the sobbing summoner on her back, a stoic face underneath the mask that always covered his face*

There, there, summoner. It is futile to weep over what was lost; instead, focus on what you have gained since then.

Bonds of true Strength with numerous summoners and champions.

Don't you feel stronger now?

....C-Can you not wipe your runny nose on my attire, please!?

[jericho-swain]

Your concern is understandable, Demacian. Beatrice might want to partake of a little snack someday, and we wouldn't want to break the peace treaty out of the death of a petty bird for alimentary reasons, hmm?

I'll be sure to tell Beatrice not to feast on your pet. Can't promise she will have mercy on the fields, though~

[vi-piltover-enforcer-archive-de]

It’s tiiiiiiiime~ VI’S 100 FOLLOWER RP GIVEAWAY!! That’s right!  In celebration of achieving over 100 followers on this silly little RP blog, I’m giving away $50 worth of Riot Points to one lucky winner—those very cards in the pictures above, in fact! Here’s how it’s going to work: You guys have until 11:59 PM GMT -5 on 18 April 2013 to like or reblog this post.  At that time, I’ll screencap the number of notes on this post, and use a random number generator to determine the winner.  Then I’ll send an Ask to the winner to determine their activity, then a second Ask with instructions to redeem the points (if needed). —RULES—

Must be following: This giveaway’s in celebration of my followers, so the winner has to be one!  I would hope I’m interesting enough an RPer to keep following, but I can’t stop you from unfollowing after the giveaway’s over.  If you unfollow before the giveaway’s over, you will be disqualified.

Have your Asks enabled: Since that’s how I’ll be trying to contact you once I’ve determined a winner.

Have an NA LoL account: This may be subject to change, but I believe the generated codes are region-specific.  I want to err on the side of caution and require that the winner have an account on the NA servers.  However, it doesn’t matter what summoner level you are!  If you want to waste $50 worth of RP on a smurf, that’s your prerogative. :P

ONE (1) LIKE AND ONE (1) REBLOG EACH: This is kind of important.  Both to keep it fair and to spare other people’s dashes, I’m going to limit contestants with two entries—one like, and one reblog.  If I find a contestant’s name more than twice in the notes, that person will be disqualified.  Sorry :c

And there we have it.  Enjoy, my pretties <3

[jericho-swain]

((I am just reblogging this on my askblog since it's the one that's following you. Was about to reblog on my main blog but I thought it wouldn't qualify since I'm not following this blog with it))

[jericho-swain]

Just so you know, Sir, you are DEFINITELY my favorite champion. I take great care to prevent you dying on the battlefield <3

I appreciate the sentiment, Summoner. Some people prefer Spell Vampirism and agression over resistances and prolonged fights to further preserve my life on the fields. It's a matter of choice and adaptation to your enemies. But I do hope you always buy me a Rod of Ages, it is really enough of an item to keep me more than alive on the lane.

[pavepandemonium]

“Swain stepped from the League’s summoning platform and began gently toweling off some of the sweat as he changed into his normal garb. It amused him that most of his efforts came from not breaking the wards placed upon his powers rather than the match itself…” Special thanks to Mikkynga for redlining some of the early anatomy for me.

[jericho-swain]

Though you may think I can't show signs of physical exertion and spread supernatural rumours about myself, I do not think you should all be staring at me that way...

[jericho-swain]

Swain, do you enjoy CAWffee?

...Horrendous pun aside, I am more of the tea type.

[jericho-swain]

Look what the wind blows my way, a Demacian firefly...

Greetings, Luxanna.

My whereabouts are a political matter that involves Noxus and Noxus alone; perhaps the institute, if they become meddlesome as usual. We have come to a temporal halt on our conquest campaigns since reforms are still taking place under my rule. But I know that if you truly wanted to know where I've been, you would've been following me around like the snooping dog you are, eh loyalist? Or is it that you don't consider the Grand General of Noxus himself worthy enough of stalking, hmm?

-Jericho would never forgive her for the theft and spionage committed under one of the Noxian High Commands, back when he was still being ascended to one himself. He couldn't savour the taste of diplomatic power out of the feeling that anyone could ascend to high command, even someone as incompetent as to let a Demacian steal high-priority intel. His grudge with Lux was not personal, but rather a mild discomfort stemmed from her spionage.

He clears his throat before letting her answer, an unspoken and prideful apologize for his agressive tone-

I suppose you prefer to bask in the Fields of Justice rather than following me around. Perhaps my perpetual discomfort around demacians has grown some sort of paranoia of always being watched or judged.

Oh I assure you, lightbulb. Once I hit the fields and find you in there, matches are going to be pretty interesting...for both of us~