My name is Jerry Matheson.

And just so we are clear, my name is not Jerry Matheson

[artbulls]

less than a month to go boys

[anexperimentallife]

I know Elon Musk gets a lot of hate, but--and I say this sincerely--I don't think he gets nearly enough. If we work together, we can make sure he's hated even more.

[necromancelena]

Crinkly, the actor who played Ball of Paper, has perished in a bonfire. Officials say he passed away peacefully in his sleep, while awake and in a bonfire.

[sargentomack-deactivated2016081]

[zwampy]

[revengeofthebears-deactivated20]

[rebel-rebel]

How is this no-budget youtube show the fucking funniest thing

[beardedmrbean]

X

[mens-rights-activia]

Lets Goooooooo Shoutout to @leanmeantrashmachine and @dingdongyouarewrong

[darth-rainbow]

“I said the Nile runs up, you going down for a while.”

[leatherleaves]

🚫NO FREE FEET🚫

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Peace (a peaceful representation of Death) by Andres Rios

[alanspazzaliartist-deactivated2]

Guilherme Oliveira

Queerart

[joebearpr]

[kitaplarvsarkilar-deactivated20]

[pregnantsid]

Vincent & Theo Van Gogh 

Hannah Gadsby in Nanette (2018) // At Eternity’s Gate dir. Julian Schnabel (2018) // Loving Vincent dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman (2017) // Vincent Van Gogh in a letter to Theo Van Gogh (1880) // Almond Blossoms by Vincent Van Gogh (1890); painted as a gift for the birth of his brother Theo’s son named after him

[soracities]

“It is not immediately obvious which of Zadkine’s figures is Vincent and which is Theo. Like all who relieve the suffering of others, Theo—in a process that is the exact opposite of a blood transfusion—has taken some of Vincent’s pain into himself. Soon, however, it becomes obvious that while the sky weighs heavily on both figures, one, Vincent, feels gravity as a force so terrible it can drag men beneath the earth. From this moment on you are held by the pathos and beauty of what Zadkine depicts: despair that is inconsolable, comfort that is endless. One figure says, “I can never feel better,” the other, “I will hold you until you are better.”

Geoff Dyer on Ossip Zadkine’s sculpture of Vincent and Theo Van Gogh (from “Blues for Vincent”, Otherwise Known as the Human Condition)

[clearnorthernskyy]

Not to be gay on main.... But all I want is to live in a small medieval town. I'm the town baker. My bakery is my home and I'm always wearing an apron and covered in flour.

Nextdoor is a forge, and I am very close with the blacksmith that works there. Every morning I bring him a freshly baked loaf of bread. As I hand it to him our hands touch briefly. His hands are rough, yet they're so careful and gentle with everything he touches. I secretly want him to be that gentle with me.

One day, he walks into my bakery, he's still sweaty from the intense heat of the forge. In his hands is a small dagger in it's sheath. He hands it to me and tells me it's to protect myself if needed.

I take the dagger out of it's sheath. It's beautifully made. There are intricate designs engraved into the metal. It's so much more complicated than anything else yeah blacksmith has ever made. It must've been so time consuming to make.

I look up at him and with just one look I understand why he's giving it to me. With one look we both understand that we love each other. He leans in and kisses me. It's so soft and sweet, and gentle.

He comes by every day to get a loaf of bread and kiss me. We keep our relationship a secret. And everyone wonders why neither of us have found wives. But we know exactly why. And we're completely content with being secret lovers.

Is that really too much to ask?

[mikerickson]

[official-josh]

[sandandglass]

[dewogong-blog]

I’ve been trying to find this gifset because this is relevant now more than ever.

[bauske]

holy crap Adventure Time

[squeakitties]

haha fish cat