Jerry Cantrell's Bulge Appreciation Blog

Dedicated to Jerry Cantrell's enormous bulge: Disclaimer: I LOVE Jerry Cantrell. He is my favorite guitarist. I love him for his talent, music, and personality. But I also can't help but stare at the giant bulge in his pants, and I know I'm not alone in that.

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This is the best blog ever oh my god I want him inside me for 6 hours minimum

Same

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this is absolutely scrump diddly umptious 🤞🤞💖💖

;)

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pls revive this blog oh my gosh

I will try!

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🔥🎸

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I bet you that if there were more photos of Sean Kinney out there.. then we'd have lots of bulge pics of himmmmm

Too bad he’s always behind the drums!

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This blog makes me möist OWO

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Thanks @babybelou for sending this over ;)

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I just masturbated til i came with Rainier Fog playing

I feel you on that. I bet it was great ;) 

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I posted a Jerry video that would work well with your ahem other works of art. It’s live footage from Thursday in ATL. I’m gonna try reposting it to you.

Submit it to me, I will totally post it 

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Jerry Cantrell and Dave Navarro Backstage at Camp Freddy Benefit Concert for South East Asia Tsunami Relief at Key Club in Hollywood, California on January 27, 2005.

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I just saw this on an AIC fan group on facebook LMFAO

I’m Girthy Flute 

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Do you know for sure if its 10 inches?

I haven’t been with him personally (yet). But, according to groupie stories dating decades back, and just by looking at photos where he’s wearing tight pants... yes, 10 inches seems like a good estimate.

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Jerry sure has a big bulge. Does anyone know if he is circumcised?

I don’t know lol. But I’d like to :P

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Do you know if Jerry's seen this blog? He's gotta be flattered.

Probably not. He hates the internet!

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why is this blog literally me

Jerry’s bulge is everything