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oh? worm

[thotsune]

If I see y'all not including lesbians this pride month “because it’s the same as gay” i’m coming into your house to steal your teeth

[furiousgoldfish]

good parents don’t raise children with flashbacks

good parents don’t raise children with extreme fear of touch

good parents don’t raise children who can’t say no

(continue the chain! reblog with “good parents don’t raise children” and write your own symptoms!)

[cherry-and-cola]

Good parents don’t raise children who thinks it is normal for parents to be violent

[jerrysrecrum]

be careful who you call ugly in middle school, sweaty ;)

[jerrysrecrum]

the tumblr app is just :) amazing :)

my brownies I just baked won't upload

[90s90s90s]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[itsluxyr]

Mm… Pearl??

[paganinpurple]

This means that when S gave Pearl her number and Amethyst explained it, Pearl would’ve suddenly realised how many chicks had hit on her before and decided to go out and get a cell phone

[barbara-lazuli]

Pearl is the ultimate useless lesbian. For the centuries she’s been alive, she’s probably had a lot of human girls hit on her and she never noticed

[dopeybeauty]

me: wow i feel great lately!!!! everything Is Working Out

my anxiety:

[dopeybeauty]

me, 47 seconds after getting my anxiety calms: okay..!! that was Horrible…. but its passed. now i can focus on being happy and healthy, I feel motivated and ready to live My best life. I Can Handle Anything

my depression, 48 seconds after my anxiety calms:

[dopeybeauty]

me, 76 hours into my manic episode: please…. BRAIN….. i beg of u. ..gib me The SERATONIN… d o p a m i n e……….. Please Give To Me

my brain:

[surreal--memes]

[Src]

[jerrysrecrum]

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[jell-o101-deactivated20190522]

A brief summary of Portal 2

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[jerrysrecrum]

today's mood

[jerrysrecrum]

people eat fries.... with mayo... what a concept...

[jerrysrecrum]

bus drivers are jerks

so this morning I ran to the bus, and when I went around the corner on the block I heard the bus coming, do you follow? okay so I hear the bus coming. it's early. the bus is 2 minutes early, so I run to the bus so I won't miss it but no. nope. about 10 m from the bus stop the bus drives by me and I flip them off, because they could've stopped because THEY WERE EARLY, and do you know what the fucking bus driver does back??? he flips me off as well despite him being early. bus drivers are jerks

[just-shower-thoughts]

No one cleans better than a man expecting to get laid.

[jerrysrecrum]

you're technically always touching someone. you're touching everyone. you're on top of an object and that touches a wall or the ground and the ground touches something else like a house and people in that house stands on the floor and now you have contact with them. congratulations. also you touch other people via air

[kaijuno]

[i-am-a-fish]

[thatweeniefangirl-deactivated20]

tell me

[i-am-a-fish]

[jerrysrecrum]

I love you too, fish