#what went wrong

[nakarandabibi]

clean one :pp

[bitterswtdvll]

they literally do it every time we're around so many people too like..

[gilles-prost]

Modern/current f1 gives me many valid reasons on why i love Classic F1 more

[arch-iv]

This took several years out of my life

hope you like it

(yes i still draw, can't believe it myself)

[aitafrog]

Cat | 595 words (and 4 images!)

written for the @exquisitetomarrymortcorpse server's purge, with 24 hours to write for the prompt 🐈 cat 🐈

“It’s the new generation that’s the problem,” ranted Voldemort, glaring up at the ceiling. “They don’t care about anything. I can’t get them to come to any of our recruitment meetings or read any of our flyers, let alone get them to actually understand my great, noble cause.” Sharing dreams with Voldemort had been horribly unpleasant at first, Harry’s worst nightmares come to life. Voldemort was a master of manipulation, well-versed in the Mind Arts and freakishly fixated on Harry, and he’d taken every opportunity to taunt and threaten him, trapping the two of them in tense, exhausting arguments. Who knew what horrors he’d be able to inflict from within Harry’s head? But after a few years of dream-sharing, the novelty had worn off, and though they spent most of their days preparing to vanquish each other, their nights together were peaceful, almost relaxing. Harry found himself looking forward to sharing his sleep with Voldemort, gathering stories he’d enjoy throughout the day just for the joy of retelling them to an engaged audience, and Voldemort seemed to similarly relish the opportunity to vent about the difficulties of being a big, scary Dark Lord. Harry could’ve never imagined Voldemort lying on a sofa with his legs sprawled over the sofa’s velvet-covered arms, kicking his feet and bitching about how kids these days weren’t reading his flyers, but he found that he liked Voldemort better like this — relaxed, honest, and so human.   “We’ve got cellphones now,” said Harry, grinning widely back at Voldemort from his own armchair. “Your flyers don’t hold attention anymore, old man. Try posting online. Film a TikTok dance. Post a cat meme. Prank people.” Harry expected Voldemort to scoff, but to his surprise, Voldemort’s irate expression turned contemplative. 

“You think I’d reach the youth if I simply spoke to them through the Internet?” asked Voldemort, shifting awkwardly on the couch to face Harry with a strange shimmy. “That it could embolden my recruitment efforts?” Harry shrugged, doing his best to keep a straight face. If he could pull this off, if he could get Voldemort to make a social media account… nothing could be more hilarious. “Depends on the content. Just don’t post cringe.” Voldemort hummed consideringly. “You’ve given me much to think about, Harry.” Holy shit.  With a slight smile, Harry changed the subject; for once, he couldn’t wait to wake up, to see if the new day would bring Voldemort posting thirst traps on Instagram or vlogging on YouTube. Whatever he tried, there was just no way the 71 year old man could possibly pull it off, and Harry would relish in laughing at whatever he tried.

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“I’ll join your Order,” sniffed Draco Malfoy, haughty even in his attempt at friendliness. “I just can’t join the Dark Lord, not anymore.” Harry blinked, baffled. “What changed?” With a deep, heavy sigh, Draco held his phone out to Harry. “Just look.”

Lord Voldemort @TheRealLordVoldemort  ·  1h

Join the Death Eaters today!

Lord Voldemort @TheRealLordVoldemort  ·  40m

Join the Death Eaters today!

Lord Voldemort @TheRealLordVoldemort  ·  26m

Join the Death Eaters today!

Lord Voldemort @TheRealLordVoldemort  ·  10m

Join the Death Eaters today!

A single tear slipped down Harry’s cheek, one he was far too overwhelmed to notice, so absorbed in scrolling through Voldemort’s absolutely atrocious post history. It was worth it, thought Harry to himself, so giddy he could hardly breathe. All of it. Growing up an orphan. The war. All of it was worth it for this specific moment. Despite Harry's warning, Voldemort had posted cringe. Perhaps, finally, the war could be over.

[bookpov]

Ariana looked so amazing during the Positions - Voice era. I would scroll through her insta religiously. Truly the best she ever looked.

What even happened man 😭

[morganandtheemorgana]

I fully believe the only reason they had Tiffany become obsessed with Nica is because of Curse of Chucky’s one small flaw being his obsession with Nica’s mother (Remember her, Sarah Pierce) in the flashback reveal. Rather than just be ballsy with going through with it, they were more worried again with how fans would view Chucky once again so they placed on to Tiffany without putting much thought to it and making sense of it.

[moonislit]

Did I... Do something wrong? 🤨 Like what did I write?