Old Stuff, A Little Dusty

[jerseygreenwitch]

I think it depends. Like it it goes bad it’ll add a new symptom experience before the end….

[jerseygreenwitch]

We are better because he makes jokes

[jerseygreenwitch]

For the past week I’ve been cleaning and reorganizing my house because I was off work and my high school bestie is coming to visit. This woman’s lost sock was pinned to my wall for the better part of the 2000s. She had seen my high school bedroom where the floor was merely a suggestion.

Because I have been cleaning all week. I nearly murdered my husband because of a black hoodie tossed onto the guest room bed. It wasn’t a hoodie. It was Clyde. The black cat. Not a hoodie

[jerseygreenwitch]

Remind me to tell you the story of how I got kicked out of a Cyber Punk wedding and screamed “Fuck you Deco Punk rules!”

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[jerseygreenwitch]

I’d just feel bad for the tattoo artist who becomes a remover, and has to remove their own work.

[jerseygreenwitch]

Take this, your daily Bloom. Stop and smell the flowers in memory of me. *rings bell*

[jerseygreenwitch]

How about some fresh honey, Honey?

[jerseygreenwitch]

Remember kids, print out those pictures because when you’re 40 you can text your high school friends with pictures of the pictures of those dirtbag moments

[jerseygreenwitch]

Is it weird that instead of having children, I’m building 4* equally amazing jewelry collections for my 2 nieces and 2 nephews? By the time I die, I want them to have statement jewelry in their birthday stones, a handful of actual antique Art Deco Rings, sets of black pearls and white pearls and some fine watches. As their childless cat lady aunt I feel like it’s my duty to leave my heirs literal family jewels and hopefully more questions than answers?

*If additional children are born, they will also get a jewelry box.

I have good quality costume jewelry. But I like shiny things

[jerseygreenwitch]

There’s something magical about hanging out with your childhood best friend knowing that we both have pictures of when we were uncute but loving each other anyway. I just hung out with my bestie who still lives close to home and has 30 years of terrible photographs. But I just sent him one from middle school. Will he comment tomorrow? Send back one from high school? Or did i open up Pandora’s box and he asks his mother for Christmas pageants at the church.

[jerseygreenwitch]

How about a pop of color?

[jerseygreenwitch]

This might be the best plate of perogies I’ve ever made. I grew the onion, garlic and the herbs. The perogies are from a small business in Philly. I made and preserved the apple sauce a few months ago.

[jerseygreenwitch]

Bloom bloom bloom, I love them when they bloom

[jerseygreenwitch]

Let me tell you about the Birds and the Bees and something haunted in the trees

[jerseygreenwitch]

Were you a dead journal or live journal kid back in the early 2000s? All my friends were on Live Journal but I put all my deepest thoughts in Dead Journal. I long for the days when I can be dramatic and just complain online without worrying.

[natalieironside]

Shout out to trans women who aren’t computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.

Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you

[snkrfnd]

Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the “gay Taco Bell”, but since I was coming from the “gay Howard Johnson’s” I wasn’t shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they’d worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the “gay Taco Bell” on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven’t changed much in 20 years. I’m still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city’s version of the “gay Taco Bell” is key to survival.

[natalieironside]

Thank u for sharing this with us

[jerseygreenwitch]

Mx. Snow at my dispensary has yet to lead me wrong.

[jerseygreenwitch]

Sometimes my friends send me classy dick picks, I usually reply with an epic cock shot