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@jerstjames
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Sun: Blushing for a thousand years!
Sun: Why did you guys break up? Do I need to beat her up? Well, get Penny to beat her up?
Jer: See? I saved you money on blush. This is why I'm the best.
Jer: I caught her in bed with the choreographer. Don't worry, it's fine.
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Sun: Mmm Riesling? Do you need me to bring anything?
Sun: As long as you do the same! I want to know everything!
Jer: Deal. I just need you to bring your pretty face over.
Jer: I mean, I could tell you now. Basically Olivia and I broke up, and I'm still playing St. Jimmy
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Sun: Well, I'm coming!
Sun: I know, things have been crazy but I'm gonna fix it! I've missed you!
Jer: Good. Tell me what kind of wine you want and I'll get it for you!
Jer: You're going to have to catch me up on everything.
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SUNNY: Is Wine Wednesday still on?
SUNNY: Because I miss your face and I need my daily dose of jerlato!
Jer: Sunflower! Of course it is! Even if you weren't coming.
Jer: I feel like I haven't seen you in a hundred years!
jerstjames:
So, this twelve-year-old came up to me at the stage door today and asked me why I gave a gun to the main character to kill himself, and I couldnāt help but stand there and thingĀ āWhy did someone bring a twelve-year-old to this show?ā and I came up with the worst excuse I could think of. I donāt even want to repeat it here.
Uh oh, what did you say?
Basically said that the director made me do it.
jerstjames
I am all for the inside-out trend. Mostly because I tend to just grab something off the floor and head out because Iām lazy as hell. So, if itās already inside out then itās a win-win.
nah, i donāt think iām #hereforit. the tag would probably freaks me out when it brushes my arm.
Thatās why you cut the tag off.
jerstjames:
So, this twelve-year-old came up to me at the stage door today and asked me why I gave a gun to the main character to kill himself, and I couldnāt help but stand there and thingĀ āWhy did someone bring a twelve-year-old to this show?ā and I came up with the worst excuse I could think of. I donāt even want to repeat it here.
Okay, but like, you saying you donāt wanna repeat it means Iām now hella curious. So. You should definitely say it.Ā
Or I could just leave you in mystery.
jerstjames:
I panicked! I couldnāt just sayĀ ābecause Iām a metaphor for mental illness and the capitalist corruption of Americaā to a twelve-year-old, so I just saidĀ āBecause the director told me to!ā
Hey, the director did tell you to!
I mean, it wasnāt a wrong answer, just not the right answer.
jerstjames:
So, this twelve-year-old came up to me at the stage door today and asked me why I gave a gun to the main character to kill himself, and I couldnāt help but stand there and thingĀ āWhy did someone bring a twelve-year-old to this show?ā and I came up with the worst excuse I could think of. I donāt even want to repeat it here.
Parents let their children do weird things, I guess.
They really do, but I would never let my pre-teen come to a show like American Idiot. Take them to see Cats or something like that...
jerstjames:
Just because I have a cute baby face doesnāt mean that I donāt have a black hole where my heart should be.
Iām sorry, who lied to you and said the baby face was cute?
Excuse me, I was voted cutest support male actor for two years in a row by Broadway.com. I think that qualifies as me being cute.
jerstjames:
I thought that this was an already established fact.
Meh~ Iāve seen more heartless in my pinky finger.
Just because I have a cute baby face doesnāt mean that I donāt have a black hole where my heart should be.
So, this twelve-year-old came up to me at the stage door today and asked me why I gave a gun to the main character to kill himself, and I couldnāt help but stand there and thingĀ āWhy did someone bring a twelve-year-old to this show?ā and I came up with the worst excuse I could think of. I donāt even want to repeat it here.
You heartless, heartless man. Shame, shame.
I thought that this was an already established fact.
jerstjames:
So, this twelve-year-old came up to me at the stage door today and asked me why I gave a gun to the main character to kill himself, and I couldnāt help but stand there and thingĀ āWhy did someone bring a twelve-year-old to this show?ā and I came up with the worst excuse I could think of. I donāt even want to repeat it here.
Now Iām curious as to what you saidā¦.
I panicked! I couldnāt just sayĀ ābecause Iām a metaphor for mental illness and the capitalist corruption of Americaā to a twelve-year-old, so I just saidĀ āBecause the director told me to!ā
So, this twelve-year-old came up to me at the stage door today and asked me why I gave a gun to the main character to kill himself, and I couldnāt help but stand there and thingĀ āWhy did someone bring a twelve-year-old to this show?ā and I came up with the worst excuse I could think of. I donāt even want to repeat it here.
i glanced in the mirror earlier on, turns out my shirts been inside out for the entire morning, and no one decided to tell me about it. maybe iām about to do a regina george and start off a weird ass new trend. should i cut holes out so you can see my nipples? am i cool enough to pull that off? #tagsout #titsout
I am all for the inside-out trend. Mostly because I tend to just grab something off the floor and head out because Iām lazy as hell. So, if itās already inside out then itās a win-win.
I had to work with the worldās most pretentious model today. Iāve heard about how awful she was, but I went into it with an open mind. I tried my hardest to be nice to her and to like her, I really did, but she was just so awful. Not even five minutes after meeting her, she let me know in no uncertain terms that she wouldnāt be caught dead in any of my designsā¦ Next time, Iām not letting someone else pick out a model for me, Iām going to do it myself. I donāt want to damage my brand by having some mean girl being the poster girl for my designs.Ā
Usually when Iām mean to my dressers, they stick me with safety pins to get me to think of my life choices. They always say itās an accident, but I know the truth. It probably wonāt make her a better person, but it might make you feel a little better.
After what could easily be considered as an unproductive weekend, where i happened to lounge around using up a years worth of cheat days, and fell decades behind on what most would consider life. Iām not making it any better by wasting away in front of the TV watching Netflix, with out the supposed chill. Iām one step away from being a wine mum, without the the irritable little brats crawling around.
Crap. This means that I have been having an unproductive life, because all I do is sit around, watch Netflix, and drink wine. I think I need to reevaluate my life choices.
