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enzo: i just finished a 15 hour shift and i got an eighth
enzo: you busy??

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text 📲 mikzo
enzo: i just finished a 15 hour shift and i got an eighth
enzo: you busy??
kailynevns
Quick question for y’all… If a teacher was to flip off a student, but it’s technically summer vacation, so technically they’re not their teacher right now, could they still potentially get in trouble for it? Asking for a friend.
I am my friend.
probably not, on the grounds that school kids are annoying af.
inezrosalind
It only took about a month and a half, but I can finally say I’m all moved in to my apartment and unpacked. Shout out to my mom for threatening to come over and do it herself if I didn’t get my butt in gear. Conveniently enough, I also got my new driver’s license in the mail yesterday. Inez Garcia-Moreno is once again an Arkansas citizen, ladies and gentlemen. Whoop-de-doo.
that was some serious enthusiasm right there.
kiaraharris
Sunday… the day when no one wants to party. How lame can you all be? Didn’t you guys know that the best way to cure a hangover was by drinking even more alcohol? And even more so.. by a Bloody Mary?
we’re all getting too old, hangover recovery requires bed rest.
travisweston
It’s Sunday night. I can’t wait to clock out and have a dozen drinks. Why isn’t anyone in this town throwing a party right now? I’m only getting older, people.
they are, you’re just not cool enough to invite~
So this is my Sunday...
clairehudsonn
Today at work someone actually got fired on the spot because their register was missing two hundred dollars and she literally tried to pin it on me somehow. Joke’s on her because they had already seen the cameras and they were going to give her a chance but since she lied she was fired and told that they were going to carry out an investigation. In other news, I actually have off tomorrow so if anyone wants to do anything we totes should because I don’t really feel like spending the whole day in my room. Also, I am lowkey hoping I don’t run into that woman again- for a lack of a better word as I am sure she will probably find me online- because that would be awkward, and I’d probably give her a word or two about how she sucks at lying.
bitches be crazy.
depends, what d’ya wanna do tomorrow?
Twitter Update
@mercyme: when you think you know people, think you know where your life is going, then you get a curve ball #peoplesuck
@enzcdxm: @mercyme what it do boo?
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@natedances: I don't understand why guys stand up their dates.
@natedances: Would anyone else want to go get ice cream with me while I pout slightly?
@enzcdxm: @natedances u payin tho?
mspenelopeann
Oh my goodness how did I get so lucky to get such an amazing brother?
you have been truly blessed by the gods, sister.
adelaidepeterson
You know what? I do what I can to keep our sex life healthy, okay?
so you just go around being all sexy with your pantalones and literal shit and then leave me to deal with the ramifications on my own? that’s borderline torture.
kimkennedy
Boston cream or jelly. If you say anything different than that, you’re wrong, tbh.
oh hell no, original glaze all the way.
text 📲 maxzo
max: or the best break up song. my theme song, really.
max: that's a lie.
enzo: when you're #savageaf
enzo: are you calling me a liar?
lip-smythe
Oh, I’m a life guard, haven’t saved that many lives though… I don’t see that much action around here..
hey, anything can be exciting with the right attitude. being a lifeguard sounds sick, tho. every day is leg day. i love leg day.
INSTA REPLY 📸 ADDZO
@addiealvz: share my ideas on signing up to be your cuddle buddy?
@enzcdxm: do you want to be my cuddle buddy, ads?
text 📲 honzo
HONEY: but why not? :(
HONEY: omg duuuuh. this is like totes why my teachers tried so hard to fail me.
ENZO: feel free to through yourself
HONEY: your teachers are dum
INSTA REPLY ➡️ MADZO
@madharp: @enzcdxm you're so goofy 😜
@enzcdxm: @madharp i'm a delight
text 📲 honzo
HONEY: nope!! just like keep being nice to me and I'll keep throwing food at you.
HONEY: uuuuum but is your pocket warm blooded? that's totes all that matters.
ENZO: that's not all you can throw at me
ENZO: well no but you'd totally feel my body heat through it?