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Doodlelotl on Inprnt

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ghost choir 👻 🎵

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I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET

I WAS WRONG

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE

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people I am highkey gay for:

Every single female character from Horizon Zero dawn

jess-amess

I’m just reblogging this again because I still cannot believe that this actually got over 600 notes. Goddamn

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lil survey: reblog if you are gay + love pasta

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yes bi ppl can reblog! ur all lovely and i love that u love pasta

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hey gamers

how do i add a gf to my inventory?

amaniaclikenoiz

You don’t! She’s obvs not an item, but a new party member, so maybe you were looking in the wrong menu all along ?

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A wonderful animation full of flower symbolism in which a teenage girl cuts her hair short, becomes a crossdresser, and poses as a dude while joining a bunch of guys in an Asian country whose leader is an attractive love interest who doesn’t realize she’s a girl at first until she’s seen partially nude.

hitachiin-devils

kiss kiss kill the huns

roboco-san

I, for one, welcome our new lesbian overlords

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So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

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A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”

I live for this commentary fam.

chrispineofficial

#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in

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a lauren lopez collage for your day (feat. diane)

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what in the fuck

babyanimalgifs

In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.

torikaze

oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

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GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

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[distantly] THAT DOG

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as a gay person i’m very lucky to live in this century because given that millennials are the gayest generation on record, my chances of getting a girlfriend have, historically, never been higher

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someone just tagged this #AND YET and i know i’m the op but mood