sprouting suns and ageless daughters

sideblog, follows from @horreurscopes

[jessaerys]

alex they/them 1994 professional silly rabbit. i post about every trigger on earth

[jessaerys]

hinata/neji are so boygirl twins divided by a brutal cast system coded which is a fascinating foil for sasuke and naruto (every relationship is a fascinating foil for sasuke and naruto and all characters are either a sasuke or a naruto. except for sakura who is The Girl. and all the other girls? sakuras) sorry i got distracted where was i. twincest

[jessaerys]

beating women up is fine when it's sexy #tome. bad bitches are built not born. she will beat his ass right back but first he's gotta (amy dunne voice) make her rise to his level

[jessaerys]

hinata/neji are so boygirl twins divided by a brutal cast system coded which is a fascinating foil for sasuke and naruto (every relationship is a fascinating foil for sasuke and naruto and all characters are either a sasuke or a naruto. except for sakura who is The Girl. and all the other girls? sakuras) sorry i got distracted where was i. twincest

[nsectloop]

[nsectloop]

soooo tru

[jessaerys]

in a way both rose lalonde and harrowhark nonagesimus are sasukes

[jessaerys]

naruto is kind of like mysterious skin (stay with me) in that naruto got the fun kind of grooming that makes him loooove the cycle and sasuke got the scary kind of grooming that makes him see aliens and explode with blood

[jessaerys]

naruto: yeah sure man i'll turn into a hot naked girl you can perv lol can we play child soldier training now pleaseeeee

sasuke:

[jessaerys]

naruto is kind of like mysterious skin (stay with me) in that naruto got the fun kind of grooming that makes him loooove the cycle and sasuke got the scary kind of grooming that makes him see aliens and explode with blood

[fandiagnosis]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.8 | THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.3

[cocteautwinsgirl]

i don't have to sell my soul, he's already in me (tw: sa)

[jessaerys]

the thing with naruto is that if it was going to end up in straight marriages then sakura and naruto should have ended up together. in both cases the feeling was friendship but at least with naruto she'd be having great bisexual bestie sex. cause you bet your ass sasuke's dick has never worked a day in his life

[vendetta06]

Naruto only makes sense when you realize that the creator wanted to fuck men

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

this is like lingerie to me

[messican133]

There is no Love on that island

[rhapsodyxvi]

really if you take any complaint about ai and replace ai with "complex math" you can see a bit more clearly on the topic

"complex math is ruining art/complex math art is not art" nonsense statements

"the government is employing complex math to automate extreme violences on other countries" something to consider and be concerned about

[theothin]

"companies are getting big investments with overstated claims about what they can do with complex math" that does sound like something they'd do

"complex math is completely useless and people only say it's useful to try to sell you stuff" that is significantly less plausible

"if enough of us avoid using complex math we can make it go away" okay so you don't know how anything works

[jessaerys]

it really is wild to watch naruto like wow avatar the last airbender is not beating the orientalism allegations

[jessaerys]

watching the rock lee gaara fight like god damn it. fuck. naruto IS that good. fuck. fucking duh. who could have foreseen this. the breaking bad effect