I see F I R E

[thechlobug]

Well I am in a giving mood, so I think I can oblige. When are you free?

[jesseattwood]

I’m free for the next three hours, then I go into my shift for twenty four, and then I’m free again

[thechlobug]

Probably! Oh, and what were you planning on doing with these handcuffs Sir?

[jesseattwood]

Well I was expecting to try their quality by using them on you, if you were so kind, of course.

[thechlobug]

You’re probably right, it’s a little sad though to think that, I want to have some optimism for those guys. Aww, so you really did drop by to see me. And here I thought maybe you were here to buy some fuzzy handcuffs.

[jesseattwood]

They would probably shit their pants if they found you have anything for them. Well, who says I can’t do both?

[thechlobug]

Super strange, sometimes I wonder if it’s those guys that tell themselves they won’t have sex because their girl wants to wait and they use them to relief themselves or if they’re just weird and pretending the dolls are their wives. Oh, so you came by to see Laurel then?

[jesseattwood]

I think the guys that buy those dolls don’t have a girlfriend, at least not a real one. They probably have an online girlfriend they’ve never met that it’s just another creepy guy in front of his computer. Laurel who?

[thechlobug]

Well, we have sold a lot of blow up dolls lately, we even had to order some if you can believe that. Exactly, so what brings you in today? Another fire in the dumpster?

[jesseattwood]

I actually can believe that, we are often going to a lot of houses and you’d be surprised to see what we see. Can a guy stop by to pay a visit to a lovely girl?

[thechlobug]

Oh I figured that it doesn’t, which is nice. A lot of guys just want a girl to do what they want and not bother with anything else. Nope, I didn’t, I prefer a lot of moving around and changing things up. If there’s no struggle for power, what’s the fun?

[jesseattwood]

Yeah those guys should fuck a doll or something. I remember quite well the things you prefer, not going to discuss that I agree. Exactly, plus if the reward is that good, a little struggle wont hurt

[thechlobug]

I am asking you for details, so give them.

[jesseattwood]

Well, for a start that submissive shit doesn’t go with me. If I’m going to be with someone I don’t want the girl lying there, with no participation, you know? Of course you know, I don’t remember seeing you still for a second

[gingerconstantine]

Sounds good to me. I’ll let you get back to what you were doing, I’m sure you have more important things to do.

[jesseattwood]

It’s my day off actually, so not much going on today

[thechlobug]

Good because I like my name. I haven’t seen it either, I just know it has a little BDSM in it. How imaginative?

[jesseattwood]

It’s a cute one. Are you asking me for details?

[gingerconstantine]

Well Miss Na is one of the best, in my opinion, plus she’s open..pretty much all the time and even if she’s not and you call, she’ll rush down. She’s like that.

[jesseattwood]

Well, thank you for the tip. I will make sure to tell her you sent me there

[thechlobug]

As long as you don’t want to call me Ana, think of them all you want. I’m pretty sure the last time we saw each other though you enacted some of those scenes Jesse.

[jesseattwood]

I’ll stick to calling you Chloe. You know, I haven’t watched the movie but I have a pretty imaginative mind.

[thechlobug]

Okay, so I get 50 Shades is big and all, but really do people have to come into where I work and try to convince me to be their “Ana Steele”? It’s creepy and that’s not the way you get a girl to agree to meet up with you later. 

[jesseattwood]

Really? And here I was thinking about some of those scenes

[gingerconstantine]

I’m sure she would be thrilled if you went there. I used to work there, but I don’t anymore and she may be cranky but she does great work, I’ll definitely give you the address. I’m going to guess that you’re a fire fighter?

[jesseattwood]

Yes, firefighter. and we could really use someone as good as your recommendation.

[gingerconstantine]

Nice to meet you Jesse, and yeah, I always try to get people to go to this dry cleaning place that I used to work at. Word of mouth is the best. I’ll make sure to tell them you sent me their way.

[jesseattwood]

Same here. You should give me their address, we got some uniforms that need a miracle.

[gingerconstantine]

Well, I thank you for the suggestion and the heads up. I’m Ginger.

[jesseattwood]

I’m Jesse, and it’s my pleasure, it’s all about helping small business

[gingerconstantine]

It shouldn’t be too hard, plus I don’t mind fixing them up, I think that’s the best thing about finding things like that honestly. They just better watch out because I do know the prices of things and what they’re worth so if they try to screw me over, they have another thing coming.

[jesseattwood]

They seemed to be good people, the owner was this old man with his wife, they’ve spent their lives searching for pieces so I don’t think you’ll be disappointed

[gingerconstantine]

Oh really? That sounds great, not..the burning down but the fact they had cool things.

[jesseattwood]

If you like antics and are willing to pay some money to make them look decent again, then that’s your place